Man accused of stealing pizza pans

Pan pizzas are flying out the door at a local Pizza Hut restaurant. At least the pans are.

[Bama Yankee]

ITS STILL BOB TO EM wrote:

YOU'D THINK THAT WHEN A METH HEAD SHOWS UP WITH 30 PIZZA PANS THE GUY AT THE SCRAPYARD JUST MIGHT BE A LITTLE SUSPICIOUS ??????

Ever done business with a scrap yard? Greed trumps morals every day of the week.

[buddylea]

the punishment for his crime should be to eat all the pizzas, non stop, from all the pans he stole.

[Groovyghoulie]

How did he get access to the pans? Why would anyone go through the trouble of breaking in just to steal pizza pans, he must have had a key or worked there.

[pinkTACOeater]

Groovyghoulie wrote:

How did he get access to the pans? Why would anyone go through the trouble of breaking in just to steal pizza pans, he must have had a key or worked there.

Are you stupid? The article clearly says that embezellment was one of the charges. Obviously that means "inside job". Take a reading comprehension course.

[JG OP]

In related news , Albert Farthwinkle, 32, of Des Plains Iowa was electrocuted in the Iowa stae prison yesterday for the theft of six "oven mitts" he confessed to stealing while working at the "Top of the Muffin , to ya " bakery back in 1987. Farthwinkle claimed he was "framed" by members of La Cosamuffalino crime syndicate for testifying against a known muffin racketeer.
In a sad candlelight vigil outside the prison last night, members of Iowas "save the Farthwinkle's" committee stood outside the prison in a violent tornado and attempted to ignite candles in Farthwinkles remembrance.

[American Citizen]

My ex (one of many reasons he is the EX) used to steal the pizza pans by sticking them in the baby's diaper bag......of course he also stole small stuff too like tools at Sears or the PX. His $4K a month tax free DV/SS pay were so pitiful to him that he "had to steal"
He was banned from several stores that should have had him arrested.

Some people just steal for the heck of it like bouncing a ball to see how long you can go before it bounces out of reach.

[Groovyghoulie]

pinkTACOeater wrote:

<quoted text> Are you stupid? The article clearly says that embezellment was one of the charges. Obviously that means "inside job". Take a reading comprehension course.

Did not see embezzlement, sorry; f**k*n A*s.