Elijah saw the wheel

[shovelhead]

Near Fredericksburg, Texas, where there is a large German-speaking population, a farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.

The farmer shouted:'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.'

(Which means:'Don't drink the water, the cows have s*** in it.')

The man shouted back:'I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama's health care plan, I can't understand you. Please speak in English.'

The farmer replied:'Use two hands, you'll get more.

[DeeG]

shovelhead wrote:

<quoted text>Oh, now I see.

Hi SH!

[shovelhead]

DeeG wrote:

<quoted text>
Hi SH!

Hey,DG. How's it going with you?

[The Real Lori]

Good morning!

[nunya23]

Good afternoon people! I am starved and plan on eatin a big ole chocolate chip muffin and whatever else floats in front of my eyes as long as it is edible. Lawdy I am hungry! Anyone watchin the game tomorrow? I think cocks are playin Florida right?

[shovelhead]

During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:

MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDewe yDonaldGoofy

When asked why such a big password, she said she was told it had to be at least 8 characters.

[shovelhead]

nunya23 wrote:

Good afternoon people! I am starved and plan on eatin a big ole chocolate chip muffin and whatever else floats in front of my eyes as long as it is edible. Lawdy I am hungry! Anyone watchin the game tomorrow? I think cocks are playin Florida right?

They are but you might not be able to see 'em. They'll be wearing camouflage.

[DeeG]

shovelhead wrote:

During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:
MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDewe yDonaldGoofy
When asked why such a big password, she said she was told it had to be at least 8 characters.

Now, that's cute!

[DeeG]

shovelhead wrote:

<quoted text>Hey,DG. How's it going with you?

Pretty good and you? Haven't seen you on FB lately.
Hope your shoulder is back to normal now.

[DeeG]

nunya23 wrote:

Good afternoon people! I am starved and plan on eatin a big ole chocolate chip muffin and whatever else floats in front of my eyes as long as it is edible. Lawdy I am hungry! Anyone watchin the game tomorrow? I think cocks are playin Florida right?

I'll be watchin' my Gamecocks in their camo !
Enjoy your muffin, you deserve it!

[goatfarmer]

Christmas gift suggestions:
"To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.”
Oren Arnold

[DeeG]

that's very nice mr. goatfarmer. thanks for posting that!!!

[God Squad Member]

Inviting all to come out tomorrow to Biker & Bible Nite. We meet at 1302 old Orangeburg Road at 6pm but never start right on time. We are bikers we never start on time. LOL
Come an join us.
http://bikeandbiblenite.getmychurchsite.com

[Johnny Dollar]

Good morning folks.
I hope everyone is well.

[nunya23]

Good afternoon everyone! Seems kinda dead in here. Hope all is well

[The Real Lori]

Hi Nunya, hope you are having a great day. Same to everyone, have a nice afternoon!

[WARLOCK]

It ain't easy being me....WASSUP PIRATE?

[Johnny Dollar]

WARLOCK wrote:

It ain't easy being me....WASSUP PIRATE?

The Pirate must have set sail. He's been kinda scarce lately.

[shovelhead]

Johnny Dollar wrote:

Good morning folks.
I hope everyone is well.

Seems like everyone has left town.

[Hound]

shovelhead wrote:

<quoted text>Seems like everyone has left town.

I was gonna comment on this, but my horoscope stopped me

Mighty Mars joins forces with the Moon to fuel your passions; you'll feel strongly about your likes and dislikes and won't be inclined to listen to the opinions of others. That's all right: it's well known that opinions are very much like certain bodily functions. Everyone has them, and everyone else thinks they stink! In that light, try not to inflict yours on others today....