The Amazing Energy of Edd Edwards

Edd Edwards lives in a small town in Georgia. He is a polite friendly intelligent man who is a pleasure to talk to. What makes Edd Edwards different from the rest of us is his powerful energy force and his ability to control it. Edd (which is pronounced Eddie) first recalls his awareness of energy when he was a small child of two or three. His grandmother had a strong energy source and knew how to use her energy. His grandmother was a well-known hands on healer in their Christian community. She realized Edd also was gifted with this strong force and started him off early in life learning the ways of using and handling his strong energy abilities.

[weaselovercome]

I'd just be happy to see through bras.

[The Womans Woman]

Wow, I wonder what his tongue can do?

[Dark_Island]

weaselovercome wrote:

I'd just be happy to see through bras.

From my studies, I have gleaned that ancient secret. First get a pair of eyeglasses. Paint them white. Then paint a red spiral on them. The red spiral is the important part. That's the part that makes bras (and, well, other things I guess) invisible. A small hole at the dead center of the lense may or may not be an addition you will want to try in your pair of X-ray vision goggles -- it's truly optional.

I haven't actually tried this but I am assured by some ancient, s00per sekrit earth documents, called KomICK books, that this device truly does work. Good luck.

[girlbinbad]

The Womans Woman wrote:

Wow, I wonder what his tongue can do?

Obviously he can make a girl quiver in her pants without using his tongue!!

[The Womans Woman]

girlbinbad wrote:

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Obviously he can make a girl quiver in her pants without using his tongue!!

...all the more reason to wonder what his tongue can do!!!!

[AnnABananAngel]

anyone got his phone number

[JM_Brazil]

Dark_Island wrote:

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From my studies, I have gleaned that ancient secret. First get a pair of eyeglasses. Paint them white. Then paint a red spiral on them. The red spiral is the important part. That's the part that makes bras (and, well, other things I guess) invisible. A small hole at the dead center of the lense may or may not be an addition you will want to try in your pair of X-ray vision goggles -- it's truly optional.
I haven't actually tried this but I am assured by some ancient, s00per sekrit earth documents, called KomICK books, that this device truly does work. Good luck.

A RED spiral?! Damn, THAT's why they didn't work. Well, we're gonna need to score some more grant money...

[corrective_uncon scious]

With all that energy, I'd hate to see how posts _he_ could make on topix each day....

[weaselovercome]

Dark_Island wrote:

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From my studies, I have gleaned that ancient secret. First get a pair of eyeglasses. Paint them white. Then paint a red spiral on them. The red spiral is the important part. That's the part that makes bras (and, well, other things I guess) invisible. A small hole at the dead center of the lense may or may not be an addition you will want to try in your pair of X-ray vision goggles -- it's truly optional.
I haven't actually tried this but I am assured by some ancient, s00per sekrit earth documents, called KomICK books, that this device truly does work. Good luck.

I tried that when I was a kid. All I saw was testicles. I must have painted the spirals counterclockwise...

[corrective_uncon scious]

With all that energy, I'd hate to see how many posts _he_ could make on topix each day....

[Dark_Island]

weaselovercome wrote:

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I tried that when I was a kid. All I saw was testicles. I must have painted the spirals counterclockwise...

I don't think the spiral direction was the problem. I think perhaps you were gender confused. Generally, bras and testicles aren't found on the same person.*

*at least not in my household

[Edd E]

The Womans Woman wrote:

Wow, I wonder what his tongue can do?

would U like a private session with me to truly learn what all I can do ?

[Harley Homey]

Edd E wrote:

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would U like a private session with me to truly learn what all I can do ?

I would!!!

What's you telephone number?

[Edd E]

I have a chat room on the chat service "Pal Talk" that I open sometimes in the evenings , roughly 8 to midnight, called "Bio-energy Emissions Research the Edd Edwards Project" which when i have it open , it is listed in the metphysical or spiritual category which is under "Religon and Spiritualty".....
My pal talk nickname is "s_h_o_o" .... Join paltalk as a member and add me to your pal list and u will be notified when my room is open and i am in there.....

Edd E

[harleyhoney]

Edd E wrote:

I have a chat room on the chat service "Pal Talk" that I open sometimes in the evenings , roughly 8 to midnight, called "Bio-energy Emissions Research the Edd Edwards Project" which when i have it open , it is listed in the metphysical or spiritual category which is under "Religon and Spiritualty".....
My pal talk nickname is "s_h_o_o" .... Join paltalk as a member and add me to your pal list and u will be notified when my room is open and i am in there.....
Edd E

give me your 800 number i will be calling from canada.....do you have a harley for me to ride on......you dont mind a little penis do you....it really doesnt get in the way much and kinds looks like a cl*t......

[Professor Chaos]

My Grandma had special bio-energy emissions too. I never saw anyone eat as much garlic as she did.
After she retired from the 'Corp she got a job at the Bethlehem Steel Freight Yard stopping trains with her breath.

[Flying Donkey]

I think i saw a movie about something like this once...

[Professor Chaos]

Flying Donkey wrote:

I think i saw a movie about something like this once...

Modern Problems

[Flying Donkey]

Professor Chaos wrote:

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Modern Problems

mmmnope! it was about a boy (i think his name was Edd/Eddie/Edward who had been living in a basement his whole life and had some sort of electrical powers!

i remember the ending! he's running across a field during a thunderstorm and disapears when a lighting strikes him.

[Professor Chaos]

Flying Donkey wrote:

<quoted text>mmmnope! it was about a boy (i think his name was Edd/Eddie/Edward who had been living in a basement his whole life and had some sort of electrical powers!
i remember the ending! he's running across a field during a thunderstorm and disapears when a lighting strikes him.

No kidding? Wow, I was sure it was Modern Problems! Let me Google and see what you're talking about........oh, Powder!