Police: Drunk tuxedo-clad man took mower for ride

IRVING, N.Y. (AP) -- Police say a tuxedo-clad western New York man was drunk when he took a riding lawn mower out for an early morning spin.

[Freedom of Speech]

It was a Mexican kid cruising with it to prom.

[HB Local]

Had to have been an okie....

Since he was impotent, he had to look impotant.

[Freedom of Speech]

HB Local wrote:

Had to have been an okie....
Since he was impotent, he had to look impotant.

Hey dude, I'm Mexican and not from Okie but from Chicago. My ISP is from Okie. Society says I can make fun of my own kind.=) Cheers!

[Ignignokt]

Don King would say: "Only in America"

[HB Local]

yeah, well whatever supports your esteem.

I didn't see that as funny, sounded rather offensive. I think you meant to be funny, so maybe your heart was in the right place.

mientendes?

[rrchar]

Who does this guy think he is? George Jones?

[skipper]

Hmmm
nah
I promised SKIPPERETTE i wuldn't do stuff like that anymore

[Freemind]

Oh yes. Nothing I like more then a foolish drunk getting busted. MWI. Mowing while intoxicated. Oh yes.

[yet and still]

You gotta like a guy in a tux on a mower.
If he was drinking champaign, he's the classiest redneck ever!

[stooley]

yet and still wrote:

You gotta like a guy in a tux on a mower.
If he was drinking champaign, he's the classiest redneck ever!

James bond?

Maybe its the latest bond car-Q has yet to make one that can MOW!

[bill]

HB Local wrote:

Had to have been an okie....
Since he was impotent, he had to look impotant.

thats rich ,a califonia surf boy talking about okies.been to caly didnt see any thing much. okie

[GIVE ME A BREAK]

YeeHaw!

"Hey Oci-fer! Wanna race?"

[HB Local]

bill wrote:

<quoted text>thats rich ,a califonia surf boy talking about okies.been to caly didnt see any thing much. okie

been to tulsa, saw nothing but flat land. and a statue or crippled hands reaching for the sky. and lots of past tornado damage.

[GIVE ME A BREAK]

Was the guy blasting the country song "She Thinks My Tractor Is Sexy"?