Sheriff: Woman Sat on Toilet for Two Years

Authorities in western Kansas say a woman who became stuck on her boyfriend's toilet while apparently sitting on it for two years is refusing to cooperate with medical workers at a Wichita hopsital.

[Dawn]

can you imagine the hemorrhoids this woman must have???

[Cookie]

HOLY S--T!!!

[Gangrel]

I mean I've had the runs pretty bad before, but this woman has me beat pretty bad.

[liss]

all i can say is WTF?????? was she tremendously fat? if so she probably could've lost enough weight in two years to get up. and hth did she sit there that long anyway stuck or not without her legs falling off?
could there be more to this story?

[Ashliegh Wikerson]

my comment on the woman being stucked to the toilet is ridiculous.Althrough i think that charging whom ever will be unncessary.

[sherry]

Maybe misunderstanding weeks 2 years is a long time

[red on red]

Bull How did sleep and take a bath

[Honest One]

Sounds like both of them are crazy as the devil or just plain stubborn as hel@. Neither wanting to "lose " the bet or arguement . Whatever , he should not be charged . Sounds like she "stayed" of her own accord . Dizzy folks!

[Ed in Columbia]

something stinks about this one. wonder what kind of crapper it was that could stink up what kind it is no one will by that brand...

[underhay]

her boyfriend? heh heh heh .... what does THIS guy look for in a date?

[Dr Pepper]

If my old lady didn't give up the john after thirty minutes, all hell would break loose. This guy is crazy, and so is she. The EMTs that had to go to the house are probably all looking for jobs today.

[JerseyPrincess]

Was this a case of obesity? There are many cases like this but usually it's a bed or a sofa. I guess the boyfriend should have called earlier.

Maybe she enjoyed being on the throne.

[Average Joe]

Stupid, plain stupid, what a dumb story, this lady did not sit there for 2 years, this is a load of crap. The news will post anything these days.

[just me]

I think it's funny that the sheriff's name is "Whipple". Get it? "Don't squeeze the Charmin."

[Jessie]

It is a sad day when we consider this news.

[Shawn]

ok seriously....WTF????

[old salt dog]

just when i thought i had heard it all !!!

[CAPTAIN_JACK SPARR0W]

WTF????

[Disbelief]

I don't believe that this happened. No way. 2 years without restful sleep or exercise.

[Kim Camden SC]

JerseyPrincess wrote:

Was this a case of obesity? There are many cases like this but usually it's a bed or a sofa. I guess the boyfriend should have called earlier.
Maybe she enjoyed being on the throne.

The boyfriend was probably glad that she was on the toilet instead of in the bed, I know that I would have. For 2 years , think about the mess, nasty.