Oreo Defense Used in Conn. Speeding Case

[Bizzle]

Clearly he's just not very experienced. You need an additional permit to drive under the influence of milk and oreos. And boy what a sweet permit it is.

[LT 7 County Resident]

just southern wrote:

Either way, he needs to go to jail for a year or so, he had no license and he knew it yet he chose to drive. At this time I feel that incarceration is the only viable solution. Just be glad he did not kill someone in this accident.

Nope - No Jail Time. That would just cost US $40,000.00. Lock a locator on him and fine him the cost of sending him to jail along with the cost of the locator & maintaining it. Anytime the locator indicates he is going faster than 25 mph - unless he can *prove* he was on a transit train or riding with somebody to work - fine him for driving under suspension again.

[Stop the Madness]

He probably has trouble walking and chewing gum too!! Sounds like he should take public transportation from now on and leave the oreos at home.