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DonnaLynn Saunders
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And people wonder why there should be stricter driving laws on teenagers?!?! A 28 year old ADULT couldnt control his cookies!!!
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Stewie
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No. He speeding cause the cookie monster was chasing him.
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Mad_Max
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Good Trooper..... Stupid Driver
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Why
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That's the way the cookie crumbles
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bennor
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So let me get this straight, this guy was driving on a suspended license, was speeding, AND trying to dunk an Oreo into a cup of milk all at the same time? If I were the judge I would laugh at this guy when he tries to claim, and you just know he will (or did), it wasn’t his fault because he was fishing around in his car (while speeding on a suspended license) for an Oreo.
I love this kind of news because you just CANNOT make this stuff up.
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Zoya
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This one certainly does take the cookie. How funny yet sad.
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Art
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What was his blood sugar? It's the old twinkie defense...remember the woman who killed her husband and used the junk food defense?
Yup..some twinkies, fritos, and a couple well dunked oreos will make you insane.
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Oh darn
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damn ny'ers are dumb.
where the hell did they learn to drive? iraq?
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Joanne
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Lets see you cant hold a cell phone , but you can drive and hold a cup of milk and dunk all at the same time,I think Wringling Brothers better hire him on the spot.
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LMT
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Oh, I hate it when that happens!
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efm
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I DEMAND a cookie band. NO cookies allowed in cars at anytime.
Punishible by death.
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Confused
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efm wrote: I DEMAND a cookie band. NO cookies allowed in cars at anytime.
Punishible by death. LOL!! Now that's funny right there, I don't care who you are!! Let's start the petition now. Ban all dunkable junk food while driving.
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crf
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efm, I DEMAND literacy!
I believe the word you are looking for is "ban".
And "punishible" is spelled "punishable".
No cookies for you.
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efm
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crf wrote: efm, I DEMAND literacy!
I believe the word you are looking for is "ban".
And "punishible" is spelled "punishable".
No cookies for you. I concede....I bow my head, too early for me to be posting... If I get better, can I have my cookie tomorrow? Happy Easter my friend...I see your in the spirit...
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Milford Resident
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If all else fails blame it on the cookie
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Stewie
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Those Oero cookies are NOT to be trusted
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Sally
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You can't fix stupid
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mohmed alTerzi
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I used speed after making out with Ann Nyberg
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Saddened
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This is news?
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Disorderly Oreo
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Saddened wrote: This is news? No not really! But if you think you are sad now, think how you will feel when he gets a lawyer and then sues Nabisco claiming the Oreo was at fault. Then he will read these posts and tack on another million or two in pain and suffering due to his embarrassment over us laughing at him. Luckily the idiot didn't hurt himself or someone else or there would be nothing to laugh about.
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Judge it!
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