Glinda's Magic Bubble

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Feb 1, 2013
 
unreals_dad wrote:
<quoted text>Lmao. My dad took the pressure cooker lid off an blew white beans all over the house. Grandaddy went to light the gas oven many moons ago an blew out the kitchen windows. Dang see what ya made me remember LOL LOL .
Lmao!!

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Feb 1, 2013
 
Bertie D wrote:
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I loved it. Thank you.:)
I ran across that when I was listening to Theo's video and thought of you. You're welcome.:-)

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Feb 1, 2013
 
Mrs-Whitewater wrote:
Ok ok...I'm here to settle a few things that have been brought up.
The meal that I cooked was my very first meal ever. I decided I would make gravy, spaghetti and biscuits.(Don't start...I was 18 and more naive than your great grandmother)
Anyways, I knew as much about "timing" as I did about doubling up on starches. So when the dinner was ready an hour early, I left the noodles in the water and the biscuits in the oven to keep them warm. It was a good thing they finished early because I couldn't get the gray right.....to thin...add flour....too thick....add water....to thin.....add flour.......and so on for nearly 45 min. Finally it was just right, about 8" deep and I let it rest with the spoon in it to prop the lid off of it so it wouldn't thicken any more.
Outcome:
I was able to serve rope with rocks, and a flying disk in crocodile tears!
I still HATE TO COOK!!!!
I can also claim setting two kitchens on fire.
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Now, as to the two sides of my loving beautiful wife. She has two sides and she will tell you half the truth about those two sides.
She says...
Wonderful and terrific
The full version is...
Wonderfully wicked and Terrifically terrible.
self explanatory and nuff said.
<runs out laughing>
Just remember......paybacks a "B".......lol!!!

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Feb 1, 2013
 
I see how I'm loved <walks off with bottom lip hanging down......mumbling> Fine, I'm not loved......:(

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Feb 1, 2013
 
I have stopped taking applications for my 6 th wife . Please fill out the new Friends with Benefits form . I can't afford to lose da farm at my age .

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Feb 1, 2013
 
NorCal Native wrote:
I see how I'm loved <walks off with bottom lip hanging down......mumbling> Fine, I'm not loved......:(
I wubs everybody even if they do hit me with a tazer . It's fun rolling on the ground an having a kicking an screaming fit . 1 a my x wives holds the record . She tazzed me every other day for 10 days . I didn't know she wanted a Divorce . I just thought she had turned Kinky ..

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NorCal Native wrote:
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Just remember......paybacks a "B".......lol!!!
Lol You said it wrong but I'm not going to correct it. My version is worse.*grin*

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Feb 1, 2013
 
NorCal Native wrote:
I see how I'm loved <walks off with bottom lip hanging down......mumbling> Fine, I'm not loved......:(
You are loved sweetie!*Hugs*

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Feb 1, 2013
 
unreals_dad wrote:
I have stopped taking applications for my 6th wife. Please fill out the new Friends with Benefits form. I can't afford to lose da farm at my age.
Lol Leave some applications on my desk and I'll have my female guests fill them out.

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<quoted text>I wubs everybody even if they do hit me with a tazer. It's fun rolling on the ground an having a kicking an screaming fit. 1 a my x wives holds the record. She tazed me every other day for 10 days. I didn't know she wanted a Divorce. I just thought she had turned Kinky..
Lol A taser does not equal kinky Dad.

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unreals_dad wrote:
<quoted text>I wubs everybody even if they do hit me with a tazer . It's fun rolling on the ground an having a kicking an screaming fit . 1 a my x wives holds the record . She tazzed me every other day for 10 days . I didn't know she wanted a Divorce . I just thought she had turned Kinky ..
Lmao I am crying cant beleive what I post sometimes but if its funny its just funny . Git er Dun .

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Feb 1, 2013
 
Wonder what it feels like having Tazer Sex . Ya know taze me again baby taze me again . OOOhhh Awwww DAYMN !!!!!

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Feb 1, 2013
 
unreals_dad wrote:
Wonder what it feels like having Tazer Sex. Ya know taze me again baby taze me again. OOOhhh Awwww DAYMN !!!!!
Roflmao!!! 110 volts.

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Feb 1, 2013
 
Lady -G- wrote:
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Roflmao!!! 110 volts.
ZAAAAAP!
Gives a whole new meaning to Curl Ya Toes Sex .

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#3635
Feb 1, 2013
 
I just read the title of a thread that cracked me up.

"My anger management class is p*ssing me off!"

That class isn't working for him. Lol

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unreals_dad wrote:
<quoted text>Gives a whole new meaning to Curl Ya Toes Sex.
Lmao!! Did you take a little blue pill today Dad? You need to hurry with those applications.

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Feb 1, 2013
 
It's My Life-Bon Jovi
http://www.youtube.com/watch...

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Feb 1, 2013
 
Good night everyone! Sleep peacefully and rest well.*Hugs*

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unreals_dad wrote:
<quoted text>I wubs everybody even if they do hit me with a tazer . It's fun rolling on the ground an having a kicking an screaming fit . 1 a my x wives holds the record . She tazzed me every other day for 10 days . I didn't know she wanted a Divorce . I just thought she had turned Kinky ..
Oh that's bad........lol!!!!

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Lady -G- wrote:
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You are loved sweetie!*Hugs*
Thank you.......sniff,sniff.....I feel better now:-)

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