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“its a whole new rodeo”

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anacoco

#1 Jun 7, 2011
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time..... Abraham Lincoln

“its a whole new rodeo”

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anacoco

#2 Jun 10, 2011
Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work. Jeff foxworthy

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anacoco

#3 Jun 12, 2011
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Jim Carey

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#4 Jun 13, 2011
Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines. ~Attributed to both Jason Hutchison and John Benfield

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#5 Jun 15, 2011
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“its a whole new rodeo”

Since: Jan 11

anacoco

#6 Jun 15, 2011
" Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives."

"It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening,but this wasn't it."

"I must confess, I was born at a very early age."

" If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment."

"It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living."

"If I didn't wake up, I'd still be sleeping."

"All women are good - good for nothing, or good for something. "

"LAWYERS - CRIMINALS I FORGET THE DIFFERENCE"

"Well, at least the war on the environment is going well."

"Jesus loves me, this I know - that is why I don't drive slow!"

"Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool."

"I'M NOT TAILGATING I'M KISSING ASS"

"My feminine side is lesbian."

"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason"

"Without geometry, life is pointless."

"You Look Like I Need Another Drink"

" If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"

"For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain."

"Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?"

“its a whole new rodeo”

Since: Jan 11

anacoco

#7 Jun 16, 2011
Women there all crazy... Some hide it well and others let it show

“its a whole new rodeo”

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anacoco

#8 Jun 18, 2011
I'm to drunk to taste this chicken...
Col Sanders according to Ricky Bobby

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