Man arrested for masturbating in a parking lot in Amsterdam

Oct 14, 2012 Full story: WTEN-TV Albany 151

On October 11th, State Police in Fonda arrested David A. Palmer, 22, of Saint Johnsville, for Public Lewdness following a complaint of Palmer masturbating in the front seat of a vehicle that was parked at the Medical Arts Parking Lot off of State Route 30 in the Town of Amsterdam.

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Mrs Hawkins

New York, NY

#63 Dec 3, 2012
My son in law just ejaculated a dirty ditty 3 times in front my girlfriends while we were playing cards. That jackoff hasn't worked in months and justs hangs around all day in his pajamas watching cartoons. After I washed his mouth out with soap he confessed he got it from here.

Why don't you people do something useful with your lives instead of this tomfoolery?
Jackie Martling

Bronx, NY

#64 Dec 5, 2012
Mrs Hawkins wrote:
My son in law just ejaculated a dirty ditty 3 times in front my girlfriends while we were playing cards. That jackoff hasn't worked in months and justs hangs around all day in his pajamas watching cartoons. After I washed his mouth out with soap he confessed he got it from here.
Why don't you people do something useful with your lives instead of this tomfoolery?
C'mon that's funny!
What

United States

#65 Dec 6, 2012
Wait a minute -- this kid is old enough to work, and you washed his mouth out with soap?
Betty Turnip

United States

#66 Dec 8, 2012
I have bad gas. And it stinks.
I farted on an elevator last week and an old man yelled at me. I was especially proud of that one and I thought I would share it with all of you because the good folk of Fort Plain can appreciate a disgusting foul smelling emission of intestinal gasses.
Public Masturbator

Fort Plain, NY

#67 Dec 11, 2012
I do it all the time, no one seems to care.
Dorcus Woodcock

United States

#68 Dec 11, 2012
You need a car. Jerking off at home after school doesn't count junior.

Since: Dec 11

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#69 Dec 12, 2012
Man that is disgusting. Funny but disgusting.
Dave P

Fort Plain, NY

#70 Dec 12, 2012
Don't worry about me. I do what I want when I want because this is America.
Republican Senators

United States

#71 Dec 12, 2012
Romneyblewme wrote:
Exactly where am I supposed to masturbate?v I'm not allowed it the movies or on the playground anymore.
How about in Obamas face? For the next 4 years?
pablo_Sanchez

Fort Plain, NY

#72 Dec 12, 2012
Dave P wrote:
Don't worry about me. I do what I want when I want because this is America.
I here ya I was down near McDonald's the other day and I was waiting for my frys and I just started snapping on it. Then all of sudden the cops rolled up. What kind of country is this if you can't jerk it at McDonalds? I'm going back across the boarder
Master Baiter

Saint Johnsville, NY

#73 Dec 13, 2012
I go out fishing every day and now it's illegal to be a baiter? How my gonna get any dinner?
Micheal Lohan

United States

#74 Dec 13, 2012
I'm doing it every time you see me on TV. Really. Next time I'm on TMZ check out where my left hand is.
Justin Bieber

United States

#75 Dec 15, 2012
Micheal Lohan wrote:
I'm doing it every time you see me on TV. Really. Next time I'm on TMZ check out where my left hand is.
If I let Selena Gomez do this for me...and the cops catch her...who goes to jail?

Or is that different somehow?
Your quite stupid

Pulaski, NY

#76 Dec 15, 2012
Either way you will need a magnifying glass and a tweezer!
Justin Bieber wrote:
<quoted text>
If I let Selena Gomez do this for me...and the cops catch her...who goes to jail?
Or is that different somehow?
Your quite stupid

Pulaski, NY

#77 Dec 15, 2012
And your most likely doing it while looking at a pic of your daughter! Your a freak!
Micheal Lohan wrote:
I'm doing it every time you see me on TV. Really. Next time I'm on TMZ check out where my left hand is.
Justin Bieber

United States

#78 Dec 16, 2012
Your quite stupid wrote:
Either way you will need a magnifying glass and a tweezer!
<quoted text>
Haters like you tried to cut my balls off. You're just jealous that a tuition fruiti like me can have a gaybo haircut and still nail chicks like an air gun.
Your quite stupid

Pulaski, NY

#79 Dec 16, 2012
How can they cut off your balls when your balls haven't even dropped yet?
Justin Bieber wrote:
<quoted text>
Haters like you tried to cut my balls off. You're just jealous that a tuition fruiti like me can have a gaybo haircut and still nail chicks like an air gun.
Justin Beavers

United States

#80 Dec 16, 2012
Your quite stupid wrote:
How can they cut off your balls when your balls haven't even dropped yet?
<quoted text>
You probably think its FUNNY that a prison gang wanted to CUT MY BALLS OFF with a tree pruner. Don't you?
Your quite stupid

Pulaski, NY

#81 Dec 16, 2012
I think it is hysterical....sounds like a missed opportunity to me!
Justin Beavers wrote:
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You probably think its FUNNY that a prison gang wanted to CUT MY BALLS OFF with a tree pruner. Don't you?
Justin Beavers

United States

#82 Dec 16, 2012
Your quite stupid wrote:
I think it is hysterical....sounds like a missed opportunity to me!
<quoted text>
Do you like my hairdo?

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