'Hot Mormon Muffins?' Idaho woman graces calendar cover

The "Hot Mormon Muffins: A Taste of Motherhood" calendar features 12 mothers who claim membership in The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in vintage pinup picture poses.

[Maui]

Just sad, and disturbing. For anyone who knows and believes in what "The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints" teaches they know that this is in direct contrast to what is taught. Just because women of the church do not dress inappropriate does not make them old-school. Even if it does I would be proud of that!!! I don't need to be involved in Pornography. Yes, this is pornography and good job for being involved in one of the highest addictions in the world. You need to read, "For the Strength of Youth" and find out what our Savior who gave us the greatest gift "Eternal Life" says he wants for the women and men who follow him. You can have fun in your life without turning your life into a joke.

[Cup of Joe]

Mormonism is a joke, especially on those who believe it.

[Beautiful]

Maui wrote:

Just sad, and disturbing. For anyone who knows and believes in what "The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints" teaches they know that this is in direct contrast to what is taught. Just because women of the church do not dress inappropriate does not make them old-school. Even if it does I would be proud of that!!! I don't need to be involved in Pornography. Yes, this is pornography and good job for being involved in one of the highest addictions in the world. You need to read, "For the Strength of Youth" and find out what our Savior who gave us the greatest gift "Eternal Life" says he wants for the women and men who follow him. You can have fun in your life without turning your life into a joke.

Well, I guess that since the deeply immoral and depraved gentleman (a clear agent of perdition, right?) who created and traffics in these trashy, obscene pieces of abject pornography has already been excommunicated and his college degree stripped from him, the church should next go after these Jezebels that chose to let everything hang out and pose for such pornographic material. I know that these pieces of trash will incite even more young Mormon children to engage in self-abuse and destroy their little factories. They may even become homosexuals as a result of all of this! Let alone the Jezebels that posed in this Mormon Muffin Mag. I even heard that one or more of them may actually be wearing....(I have to whisper to say this it's SOOO depraved...) TATTOOS!! These are the brands of Satan himself.

A church court should be immediately convened and these 12 Jezebels should be shown the door, and their sealings and blessings immediately revoked post haste.

[go live]

Nobody needs no sealings or blessings. You get your won blessings from God himself. They cannot be revoked. Ahh you Mormons!!...so silly with the doctrine

[Beautiful]

go live wrote:

Nobody needs no sealings or blessings. You get your won blessings from God himself. They cannot be revoked. Ahh you Mormons!!...so silly with the doctrine

In case you couldn't detect the heavy sarcasm in my posting, I'm not Mo, and I am positively amazed at their heavy handed actions in light of the harmless fun and satire that these calendars represent.

But as far as the sealings and/or blessings being revoked, that is indeed what happens in a Mo excommunication.

[Beautiful]

OMG - These videos are HILARIOUS!!!

ROFLMAO!!!

http://hotmormonmuffins.com/video.php #

[go live]

Beautiful wrote:

<quoted text>
In case you couldn't detect the heavy sarcasm in my posting, I'm not Mo, and I am positively amazed at their heavy handed actions in light of the harmless fun and satire that these calendars represent.
But as far as the sealings and/or blessings being revoked, that is indeed what happens in a Mo excommunication.

I stand corrected and yes you are right in your assessment about excommunication

[Dirp]

You can look at these "Milf's" and determine that most have inbred features about them.

I'd rather have a true Milf than some Mormon Milf.

[Beautiful]

Dirp wrote:

You can look at these "Milf's" and determine that most have inbred features about them.
I'd rather have a true Milf than some Mormon Milf.

I'll only speak for myself here... I couldn't be any less interested in these "Milfs" than I would be in my own sister. Those who have read my other posts in the LDS forum know why. What I think is most telling in all of this (as humorous as the muffin videos are) is the truly heavy-handed militant stance of the leadership (Morg) to such harmless and non-threatening satire. It's like they take themselves far too seriously. Did you know that they behave on their own members much like the FBI does against suspected domestic insurgents and terrorists? It's true. All that has to happen is a bishop has to single out a ward member as potentially hostile to the church, and SLC immediately begins investigating and compiling a dossier. Really creepy. I'm not a Catholic either, but I've never heard of them (or any Jewish or mainline Protestant denomination for that matter) doing anything approaching this kind of surveillance and subterfuge on their own membership. It speaks to the level of paranoia with control that the Morg runs things today.

[Rosa]

I know a mormon who lives in Marsing,Idaho and rents a mobile to a prostitute and lives behind her home ,She janet Clapier is her name and her husband Steve Clapier is the counselor bishop out there and they hide this lady behind there home this is what she says as ling as she pays the rent i donot care if she has a diffrent boyfreind everyday and guess what Steve is retired so he does not work but Janet does work , Ha ha what do you think he does all day HaHa.

go live wrote:

Nobody needs no sealings or blessings. You get your won blessings from God himself. They cannot be revoked. Ahh you Mormons!!...so silly with the doctrine

[Beautiful]

Rosa wrote:

I know a mormon who lives in Marsing,Idaho and rents a mobile to a prostitute and lives behind her home ,She janet Clapier is her name and her husband Steve Clapier is the counselor bishop out there and they hide this lady behind there home this is what she says as ling as she pays the rent i donot care if she has a diffrent boyfreind everyday and guess what Steve is retired so he does not work but Janet does work , Ha ha what do you think he does all day HaHa. <quoted text>

Wow! How positively interesting! Please, do share more of this wonderful, riveting story. Does Larry Craig live nearby? Do they all fly in and out of the Minneapolis/St. Paul Airport with any regularity? Do they use the restrooms near North Star Crossing? How many pounds of potatoes did they grow last season?

[Dagobert II]

Rosa wrote:

I know a mormon who lives in Marsing,Idaho and rents a mobile to a prostitute and lives behind her home ,She janet Clapier is her name and her husband Steve Clapier is the counselor bishop out there and they hide this lady behind there home this is what she says as ling as she pays the rent i donot care if she has a diffrent boyfreind everyday and guess what Steve is retired so he does not work but Janet does work , Ha ha what do you think he does all day HaHa. <quoted text>

In my younger days I knew (in the Biblical sense) my fair share of Mormon girls. They were always lots of fun, at first.

[Amused]

Ya'll take Mormons way too seriously, folks. It's a religion, not a personal affront to you.

And Beautiful... Hahahahahaha... Well said.