Christmas trees beckon | The Columbus Dispatch

Many Christmas tree farms are opening this week. Cut-your-own Christmas tree farms are ready for crowds.

[OK YOU CHRISTIANS]

Make sure you tell your kids why it's important to murder a tree for Christmas!

[Alexandria]

OK YOU CHRISTIANS wrote:

Make sure you tell your kids why it's important to murder a tree for Christmas!

Do you live in a house or apartment? I'll bet your drive your polluting car to the tree hugger meeting don't you? I am certain EVERYTHING in your life is made of solid steel.(How do you clean solid steel kitchen cabinets and solid steel furniture.) And cudos to you for reminding us that you have the answer to saving the plant as in no Christmas Trees. I'll bet you are a liberal DUMBO lover. Better call him and tell him to refuse the White House Christmas Tree.

[OK YOU CHRISTIANS]

Alexandria wrote:

<quoted text> Do you live in a house or apartment? I'll bet your drive your polluting car to the tree hugger meeting don't you? I am certain EVERYTHING in your life is made of solid steel.(How do you clean solid steel kitchen cabinets and solid steel furniture.) And cudos to you for reminding us that you have the answer to saving the plant as in no Christmas Trees. I'll bet you are a liberal DUMBO lover. Better call him and tell him to refuse the White House Christmas Tree.

I'll bet you're one of those evangelicals. Their rants are especially rabid, disjointed and misspelled. FALALALALALALALALA!

[Alexandria]

OK YOU CHRISTIANS wrote:

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I'll bet you're one of those evangelicals. Their rants are especially rabid, disjointed and misspelled. FALALALALALALALALA!

And you answer like a libtard. No real addressing the issue just judging something like spelling or grammar or something else you can come up with that distracts from the real question. Do you live in an all glass, all steel house? YES OR NO ?

[Alexandria]

OK YOU CHRISTIANS wrote:

Make sure you tell your kids why it's important to murder a tree for Christmas!

I forgot mention I have all fake trees in my home. I haven't had a live tree since I was a child. My point is you tree hugger lib tards do not think anyone has a right or an opinion except you. For every tree they sell they plant more, it is their living. Mother nature will take care of herself, she does not need you to tell everyone what to do to save her. You need to zip it if YOU do not live in a cave.

[OK YOU CHRISTIANS]

Careful there, A, you might slip out of your forgiving Christian frame of mind and say something hateful. FALALALALA and all that jazz!

[Alexandria]

OK YOU CHRISTIANS wrote:

Careful there, A, you might slip out of your forgiving Christian frame of mind and say something hateful. FALALALALA and all that jazz!

I now realize I am communicating with a child or childish adult. YOU HAVE YET TO ANSWER MY QUESTION. DO YOU LIVE IN AN ALL STEEL, GLASS, BRICK, HOUSE?

[no TP for econuts]

OK YOU CHRISTIANS wrote:

Make sure you tell your kids why it's important to murder a tree for Christmas!

Which hand do you wipe with?

[Alexandria]

no TP for econuts wrote:

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Which hand do you wipe with?

OMG that is so funny. I wish I had thought of it, but I will not forget this saying. LOL

[OK YOU CHRISTIANS]

Alexandria wrote:

<quoted text>I now realize I am communicating with a child or childish adult. YOU HAVE YET TO ANSWER MY QUESTION. DO YOU LIVE IN AN ALL STEEL, GLASS, BRICK, HOUSE?

Yes. I live in a stucco over adobe brick home. The windows are steel-encased glass and the external doors are steel. There are no internal doors except for bathrooms. Those doors are also steel. Happy?

[Alexandria]

OK YOU CHRISTIANS wrote:

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Yes. I live in a stucco over adobe brick home. The windows are steel-encased glass and the external doors are steel. There are no internal doors except for bathrooms. Those doors are also steel. Happy?

Yes you answered my question, now answer the one about what you use in the bathroom. Your hand or corncobs?

[Rocket rider]

I used a real tree for years, then went and picked up a fake on.. My point is who cares
If I buy a fake or real does it really freaking matter. Its my home, my money, and my life. I am not out killing your dog! I say every good thing has a down fall. Fake has a lot of plastic how good is this for the land? Go Green, right? Well natural wood is better than plastic.
Aw yeah smart one ..NASA called they want to come pick all of you up!
Just wish everyone a Merry Christmas and walk away

[OK YOU CHRISTIANS]

Alexandria wrote:

<quoted text>Yes you answered my question, now answer the one about what you use in the bathroom. Your hand or corncobs?

Don't be a dope. I use toilet paper, just like you. It's a good thing "no TP for econuts" tossed you a line, but only an idiot would place cutting trees for "Christmas decorations" and trees cut for personal hygiene, specifically toilet paper, on an equal footing.

[no TP for econuts]

OK YOU CHRISTIANS wrote:

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Don't be a dope. I use toilet paper, just like you. It's a good thing "no TP for econuts" tossed you a line, but only an idiot would place cutting trees for "Christmas decorations" and trees cut for personal hygiene, specifically toilet paper, on an equal footing.

Trees are murdered either way. So sad.
Here, have a Kleenex.

Ooops.

[Alexandria]

OK YOU CHRISTIANS wrote:

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Don't be a dope. I use toilet paper, just like you. It's a good thing "no TP for econuts" tossed you a line, but only an idiot would place cutting trees for "Christmas decorations" and trees cut for personal hygiene, specifically toilet paper, on an equal footing.

Why not compare the two. Christmas is only 1 time per year. You need something for your bum 365 days a year! You do the math.

[Merry Christmas]

Trees are murdered?

Trees that are harvested for Christmas Trees, whether bought at a store or cut your own, are grown on tree farms by tree farmers for use as Christmas trees. There is an estimated 446 million trees growing on farms in the United States that would not exist if not for Christmas. Trees that are grown wild are typically too large for houses and apartments.

Merry Christmas!

[Thatguy]

I can't believe I clicked on this thinking that there might be helpful information on here, or thoughts from people that had visited some of these farms. Instead I get childish arguments and idiotic posts. Should have known better....

[Tree man]

OK YOU CHRISTIANS wrote:

Make sure you tell your kids why it's important to murder a tree for Christmas!

For every tree that gets cut down for Christmas, they plant 3 more!

[Hint]

Timbuk Farms has loads of big, beautiful trees.

[Timber]

It's better to go late at night when nobody is around.

That way you can get them free.

By the way...what time do you go to work?

Robbin' Robber