#38900 Apr 28, 2013
Reagan’s Budget Director Says Republican Party Is A Coalition Of Gangs That Stands For Nothing
President Ronald Reagan’s former budget director David Stockman excoriated the Republican Party in an interview. While he attacked President Obama for not cutting defense in an era where America is the only superpower in no uncertain terms he laid blame for the predicament of America squarely on the Republican Party.
#38901 Apr 28, 2013
The Republican Alphabet
Most people don’t know this, but in addition to a remedial civics class, Michelle Bachmann also taught a remedial English course. She started with the basics:
A is for Anti-Christ. See B & O.
B is for Barack – Isn’t that an “exotic” name for a President? George, Ronald and Sarah are far more American sounding.
C is for Christ, who informs all of my decisions, including the ones where I discriminate against the poor and sick. Just like He would!
D is for Death panels and they’re coming to unplug Grandma!
E is for Electoral Campaign Finance Reform. AHAHAHAHAAHH! Just kidding! The letter E is brought to you by, well, Citizens United says I don’t really have to tell you that anymore, do I?
F is for Fascism!!! BE READY TO VIOLENTLY FIGHT THE FASCIST LIBERAL GOVERNMENT AT ANY TIME!!! Nothing bad ever happens when you live your life by this doctrine. If it does, it’s an isolated incident (see I).
G is for God, Guns & Guts. Everything a population needs to run a country wisely.
H is for Health care reform. Get the guns! They’re coming to kill Grandma again!
I(1) is for Immigration.“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free” and I will do everything in my power to disenfranchise and demonize them as a way to maintain the White (not white, White, how many times do I have to clarify that?) hegemony.
I(2) is for Isolated Incident. These unfortunate events that only appear to have been instigated by violent rhetoric are totally unrelated to any other letter in this list (See A,B,D,F,G,H,L,N,O,P,U,X). Unless the offender is a liberal, then it’s MSNBC’s fault.
J is for Jesus. I can never have too much of him in my life and I want to make sure he’s part of YOURS too, whether you like it or not.
K is for Kansas and Kentucky where evolution is a four letter word. No, seriously, our education system is so bad we can’t spell but wee no wi ain’t relaytuhd 2 no munkey!
L is for Liberal. Liberals hate you and everything about you. They’re plotting to take over the country by force. They also happen to be total wimps and weaklings who hate guns. How are wimps and weaklings without guns going to take over the country? Please see Q.
M is for Marriage between a man and a woman ONLY. Even if it’s Brittany Spears’ 55 hour marriage, it’s still sacred, dammit!
N(1) is for Nazi. Nazis want to destroy America. Anyone who disagrees with you is one of these.
N(2) is for Ni**g…well I won’t say THAT word about those people or the liberal thought police will come for me but I think you know what I mean (wink wink).
O is for Obama. See N(1) and N(2).
#38902 Apr 28, 2013
P is for President 1.The highest office of the land. The most powerful man in the world (for now…Palin in 2016!), deserving of our respect and admiration and love and full support during a time of war 2. A secret Muslim foreigner terrorist sympathizer that is out to kill you and all you hold dear. It depends on who we are talking about. See O.
Q is for questions. Never ask any. Ever. About anything.
R is for Ronald Reagan. Ronnie represented a righteous religious revival and rapacious right-wing Republican revolution that ruined Russia. It doesn’t matter that, by the time he left office, he was unable to repeat or understand the previous sentence.
S(1) is for Sarah Palin. Sister Sarah symbolizes strength, serenity, sweetness and street smarts. She supports several serious stances on society’s struggles. Which ones? All potential interviewers please see Q.
S(2) is for Science, which is Satan’s tool. Again, please see Q.
T is for Tea Party. The Tea Party tactlessly trampled through a thicket of town halls by throwing tenacious televised tantrums about terrible tax increases that never happened.“Alliteration? That one of them fancy college words for taking away my Medicare?”
U is for Us vs. Them.
V is for Voting. Voting is a God given right that we would NEVER think of interfering with by forcing people to pay ofr ID they can’t afford, gerrymandering Congressional districts, underfunding voting machines in low income areas, mailing fliers to African Americans with false information, using robo-call centers to convince Hispanics to not vote in protest or anything else you can think of. If you do think of anything else, whatever you do, please don’t suggest it your local GOP campaign headquarters.(1-800-drty-trk)
W is for Wealth redistribution. What goes up must never come down. That would be class warfare!
X is for Xenophobia (courtesy of Chuck Hutchings).“HELLO? WHICH. WAY. TO. THE. BATHROOM? EL BANO? DO. YOU. SPEAK. AMERICAN? Good lord, I hate Canada!”
Y Is for Yesterday when things were so much better than they are today. Women and Negroes knew their place and pinko commie liberals were blacklisted. Don’t you wish we could go back to those good ol’ days? So do we and we’re trying as hard as we can!
Z is for Zero accountability (courtesy of Dave Mann). Words are completely powerless. If words had ANY kind of power at all, our Founding Fathers would have used them to declare our independence or elevated them to first among our rights. So stop blaming every death threat, attempted assassination, anti-government militia and shooting spree on us. It was an isolated incident. They all isolated incidents! See I(2)
#38904 Apr 28, 2013
D is for Divorce. Which is how so many of us prove that the Sacrament of Marriage is absolute.
F is for Fetus. Whom are sacred, unless they interfere with a Hospital’s bottom line, then they aren’t.
M is for Money. Which is how God blesses those who deserve it. Minimum wage is a tool of Satan.
D is for Double Standards. Why do you hate God?
R is for Religion. Which means Christianity (Protestant, Sufferin’ Baptist) of course.
F is for Freedom. Which means I shoot my gun at whom I want anytime.
A is for Abortion. Which I denounce whilst getting one.
H is for Humility. Which applies to everyone else.
F is for Forgiveness. Of which I know I am forgiven, automatically, anytime, anywhere, because I “believe”. Exception for those who are not part of “R” above.
#38905 Apr 28, 2013
Porter, TX, stop posting under other people's usernames. Why don't you have the guts to use your own?
#38907 Apr 28, 2013
Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.
#38908 Apr 28, 2013
Stop describing the liberal progressive loon, justaminute aka Karen Lea Janbaz. We know who she/he/it is and what she/he/it represents! To save time I just refer to justa as a "she-it" Everyone on this thread knows that!
#38909 Apr 28, 2013
Isn't there a cult somewhere that's missing you.
One without electricity or plumbing.
The earth is not flat. Tell your other members.
#38910 Apr 29, 2013
So tell us you ignorant dolt, when did Christians take over Chicago because this is some pretty amazing statistics we never hear from the lame-stream media! Newtown, CT. Nineteen of 20 Newtown children are white.
All of a sudden the 2nd amendment should be repealed or altered. Chicago children are mostly black. The media is silent about Chicago violence. WHY?
Chicago: 446 school age children shot last year with strongest gun laws in country yet the media is totally silent. WHY?
That cesspool known as Chicago has the toughest gun laws in the country, yet despite all the shootings, murders, and bloodshed, you never hear a peep about this from the corrupt state run media.
In Chicago , there have been 446 school age children shot in leftwing cesspool run by Rahm Emanuel. 62 school aged children have actually been killed by crazed nuts in Chicago so far this year.
So why isn't this news worthy? Is it because it would embarrass those anti second amendment nuts who brag about Chicago's tough gun laws?
Is it because most of the kids who were shot and killed were minorities? Or is it because the corrupt media doesn't want to show Chicago in a bad light?
THE LIST OF MURDERED SCHOOL AGE CHICAGO CHILDREN IN 2013 AND WE STILL HAVE 8 MONTHS LEFT IN 2013.
18 YEARS OLD- 15
17 YEARS OLD- 16
16 YEARS OLD- 16
15 YEARS OLD- 6
14 YEARS OLD- 4
13 YEARS OLD- 2
12 YEARS OLD- 1
07 YEARS OLD- 1
06 YEARS OLD- 1
446 School Age Children Shot in Chicago Last Year THE LIST OF SCHOOL AGE CHILDREN SHOT IN 2012
18 year old -110
17 year old - 99
16 year old - 89
15 year old - 62
14 year old - 39
13 year old - 21
12 year old - 10
11 year old - 2
10 year old - 3
09 year old - 1
07 year old - 3
06 year old - 2
05 year old - 1
04 year old - 1
03 year old - 1
01 year old - 2
So why isn't this news worthy? The Political Leaders in Illinois; All Democrats and according to you, all Christians!
President: Barack Hussein Obama
Senator: Dick Durbin House
Representative: Jesse Jackson Jr.
Governor: Pat Quinn
House leader: Mike Madigan
Atty. Gen.: Lisa Madigan (daughter of Mike)
Mayor: Rahm Emanuel
Chicago school system is rated one of the worst in the country. State pension fund $78 Billion in debt, worst in country.
Cook County ( Chicago ) sales tax 10.25%- highest in country. A culture of corruption that would make a Louisiana politician blush with envy. Can't blame Republicans! There aren't any!
So the real reason the Press is Silent? There's no one they can blame.
You are absolutely proof stupid can't be fixed!
#38911 Apr 29, 2013
Your asking the WRONG person to "think", she-it is incapable of such a complex behavior. "she-it's m.o. is to post someone else's opinion and that becomes her personal opinion. As soon as MEDIA MATTERS, little green footballs or some other progressive liberal (aka socialists/communist)organizat ion tells "she-it" what her opinion is then and only then will "she-it" let you know.
She isn't responsible for ANYTHING, including thinking for herself!
#38912 Apr 29, 2013
She did miss the whole concept of what my post was about when she posted her statement back to me. She jumps right in there that it is all Republican's fault or Christian's fault or even better all my "TAMARA'S" fault. Well at least she has me listed with some good groups. Give her an A for that at least!
#38913 Apr 29, 2013
> *Think About It.**
> According to the left wing zealots we have in politics....... we're
> *NOT*supposed to judge all Muslims by the acts of a few "crazies",
> but the acts of a few American “crazies”*IS* enough to judge all Americans
> who own guns.
Maybe the fact that there are more gun deaths in the US might give you a clue. Plus to make the analogy correct that would be gun deaths by Christians...
Pretty sure as Chicago is IN the US that the shooter's ARE Christian.
Pretty funny that you all conflate that water-downed 'Back ground Check bill' and use the word "Crazy' in the same sentence. Yes, I think you are pretty 'crazy' to think that a background check would take your guns away.
The intent was to 'check if your 'crazy' at least judged to be 'crazy' by a doctor, then and only then would you not be able to 'purchase' a weapon.
Since you all and the NRA wouldn't let the weak ass bill even pass, yes, I think you all are Christian Crazies.
What strikes me as funny as you were sure that this law if it had passed would apply to you! lol
You must have missed me yesterday Packing Wingnut since you had to go back a day to search for a comment by me. Leaving now, but sure will check tomorrow. LOL
#38914 Apr 29, 2013
First of all I said I was not going to respond to you, But never ever have I posted that any type of background check would take anyones rights away to owning a gun except "the crazies" and "criminals" which how it should be.
Who the heck said that the shooters in Chicago were Christians? You are assuming they are and I am betting they have no idea what a Christian is. Sort of like you---You say you donot believe in God but have you taken up the Musmlin religion? If you have that is fine, but there is more people in the US other than just Christians and I would say all those others you are not classifying as Christian are doing alot of the killings also.
One thing for sure if the back ground thing ever gets stepped up like it should be you would not qualify for having a gun in your name. "Thank God"!
#38915 Apr 29, 2013
Just remember, there will not be any more gun laws passed while Obama is in office. Watch as Obamacare crumbles apart while he is still in office, lol. Obama is whats know as a Lame Duck President and no one gives a damn what he wants on any of you progressive liberal retards for that matter. In fact Obama is already having to cave in to Republican demands like eat the sequester he created and failed miserably trying to hurt the citizens. Just like you, he too is a dolt, lol.
#38916 Apr 29, 2013
A customer calls to Justaminute, whats this fly doing in my soup?
Justaminute says, I'm sorry sir, it must have passed out when it got too close to my armpits.
#38917 Apr 29, 2013
SQUATCH ALERT****SQUATCH ALERT*****SQUATCH ALERT***
#38918 Apr 29, 2013
Watched President's Bush Library and Museum opening and was surprised by some of the things he accomplished I didn't have a clue about because the media ignored it and Bush isn't one to blow his own horn. Carter, Bush I, Clinton, and our current President were all there. Of all the past presidents I think Carter surprised me the most. He was the first one to speak about President George Bush and he said the only statements he would make was what he knew personally about President George Bush. Carter said he and his wife Roslyn were the only democrats who were at his inauguration and after the ceremony both the new President Bush and his wife Laura were very gracious and thanked Carter and his wife for attending. Then President Bush told President Carter if he ever needed anything to please let him know. Carter did right then. Carter told the new President Bush he had a foundation that worked in 35 countries to help with vaccines and other healthcare issues. Carter said because of the war between North Sudan and South Sudan his organization was unable to help the people of Sudan. Carter said George Bush listened then immediately set to work with Secretary of State Colin Powell to work out a treaty between the warring parties of the North and South Sudan. Bush was successful and a war which raged for 21 years was stopped and the people of the Sudan were helped. But Bush II and his wife didn't stopped there. They continued to work for the people of Africa and today Bush II is singled out as the man who saved millions and millions of Africans. Sure didn't hear a word out of the media giving him credit. I didn't know he and his wife even did that and I consider myself fairly well informed.
#38919 Apr 29, 2013
Former President Clinton is very close to both Bush I and Bush II. He called Barbara his mom and said he was the "black sheep son". Clinton said that Bush II was a good man and he personally likes George very much. Clinton spoke about the work both Bush I and Bush II did to help people of America and people around the world and Clinton said he could speak first hand since he was there also. He congratulated Bush II for "besting" him twice. The first time by getting his new Presidential library and museum a "platinum" rating something Clinton said took him years to accomplish with his library in Little Rock, AR. Clinton said there was only 2 so I guess Clinton and Bush II are the only ones with Platinum rating. And then the 2nd thing was Bush II and Laura were grandparents before he and Hillary. After the Clinton's speech Bush II got up and shook Clinton hand and thanked him and Clinton and Bush II hugged each other not like a friend might do but as brothers. I was surprised.
One more thing I took special notice. When Clinton mentioned what a good man Bush II was as a person, one of the cameras took a close up of Hillary's face and she was smiling and nodding her head in agreement with what her husband was saying.
I think it's fair to say the Clintons and the Bush's work well together and sincerely like each other as personal friends.
#38920 Apr 29, 2013
I watched it also and though I was aware of some of the work President Bush II did, I didn't understand the scope of the people he and his wife helped. Literally multiple millions of people. Former President Carter made a statement I felt held a strong double meaning. Carter said that President Bush II was a man who keeps his word. If President Bush II says he's going to do something, then that's exactly what he does. Former President Carter made former President Bush II, not sound like a politician since Bush II is a man of his word!
Ellen Ratner is a far lefty by anyone's standards including her own and she said that Bush was a "hero" in an article she wrote on 4/25/2013 title "George W. Bush has saved more lives than any other American President". Ellen Ratner said that when Obama became president that people in Africa were all happy,excited and wearing t-shirts with Obama's face on it. Ellen said she has personally made 17 trips to Africa and was intimately knowledgeable about the needs of these people. Ratner said that now you rarely see a mention of Obama or someone wearing a t-shirt with our current president. The American president who is the "hero" of Africa was George W. Bush and Ratner said it was time the American Public knew why.
Hence the reason she wrote the article on 4/25/2013.
#38921 Apr 29, 2013
I didn't know only the Carter's had the class to attend Bush II's first inauguration. Carter acted like he and his wife thought it was classless of the Al Gore and friends for boycotting. Guess I didn't miss Al Gore. For me I never gave him a second thought.
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