OK Health Care Freedom Amendment, Sta...

OK Health Care Freedom Amendment, State Question 756

Created by CitizenTopix on Oct 11, 2010

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Justice

United States

#38393 Apr 17, 2013
Beer is better than Mary Fallin because you're sad if there's no more beer.
Maddy

United States

#38394 Apr 17, 2013
'Of course I won't laugh, said the nurse. I'm a professional.

In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'

'Okay then, said Zane, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, It couldn't have been bigger than the a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing.

Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.

'I am so sorry,' she said.'I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?'

'It's swollen,' Zane replied.

She ran out of the room.
TAMARA

United States

#38395 Apr 17, 2013
Marcus walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm, with his wife laying on the bed he says, this is the pig I've got to fcuk when you want have sex with me, his wife replies, I think you'll find that's not a pig its a sheep, and Marcus replies, I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep.
Dempsey

United States

#38396 Apr 17, 2013
Packing heat is sitting in on a bus minding his own business when a younger guy sits next to him. The younger guy is covered with tatoos, body jewelry and his shoulder length hair is colored Pink, orange, blue....

Zane notices the older guy checking him out and says: "Hey, old man haven't you ever done anything weird in your life?"

Packing Heat pauses for a second, and then replies: " Yes, as a matter of fact I did. about twenty years ago I had sex with a parrot..." he pauses and then adds:" I think you might be my son"
Stephen

United States

#38397 Apr 17, 2013
Donnie walks into a pharmacy and asks the lady behind the counter, " is there a male pharmacist I can talk to?" Mandy replies," just my sister,TAMARA, and I work here and we own the place, is there anything I can help you with?" TD Donnie replies," I have an erection 24 hours a day and its really embarassing sometimes, is there anything you can give me for it?" The woman says, "hold on let me go talk to my sister." She comes back and says," 1/3 ownership in the pharmacy and $3000 a month in living expenses is the best we can do."
Dr Jones

United States

#38398 Apr 17, 2013
Jangles got this new deodorant today.
The instructions said remove cap and push up bottom.
Jangles can barely walk, but whenever he farts, the room smells awesome
Packing Heat

Vinita, OK

#38399 Apr 18, 2013
The Senate has rejected the effort of The Purple Lip Kenyan to expand his control to stop more firearms sales to law abiding citizens in his lame attempt over gun control.

The ridiculous bill would not have addressed the violence we see all across America today but was never intended to do that anyway. Currently they do not enforce the laws we already have on the books. It also did nothing to stop The Purple Lip Kenyan and Attorney General Eric Holder from secretly selling assault weapons to the Mexican Drug Cartel in Mexico to kill our Border Patrol Agents.

Wednesday's vote is seen by millions of Americans as a blow to these progressive liberal retards in the wake of this Administrations secret plan to eleminate private ownership of firearms. The Purple Lip Kenyan made gun control the centerpiece of his second term which was a failure just like he is and always will be the rest of his pathetic life.

This is seen as a victory for all Americans that opposed this Inept Administrations over reaching plan of infringement on our gun rights guaranteed us by the Constitution regardless of how much this wannabe Dictator, The Purple Lip Kenyan, hates the Constitution and the rights it affords us all.

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prime example

Omaha, NE

#38400 Apr 18, 2013
Dempsey wrote:
I love getting my asshole packed with meat!!!!
So?
Zane

United States

#38401 Apr 18, 2013
prime example wrote:
<quoted text>So?
That's not the real "Dempsey" but a person who enjoys stealing other people's usernames to post obnoxious jokes or statements. The person has been identified as the poster "justaminute" aka Karen Lea Janbaz of Oklahoma City. She will often post sexually perverse post.
Zane

United States

#38402 Apr 18, 2013
Ah, did I make ya mad justaminute?
TAMARA

Edmond, OK

#38403 Apr 18, 2013
Saw this posted today:

When there's a bombing we blame the
Bomber.
When there's a drunk-driving accident we blame the
Driver.
Why, when there's a shooting do we balme the
Gun?

I have wondered the same thing.
TAMARA

Edmond, OK

#38404 Apr 18, 2013
HYPCRISY:

Blaming every law abiding gun owner for death of children while supporting abortion.

Reading this the laws on abortions and gun control really seems like alot people's thinking is off key.
Marcus

United States

#38405 Apr 18, 2013
Watertown, MA. more explosions rock suburb of Boston. FBI initial reports said it's too earlier to know if this latest bombings are related to earlier bombings in Boston during the marathon.
Marcus

United States

#38406 Apr 19, 2013
More reports coming in claiming multiple scenes/locations approximately 3 blocks cordoned off due to military grade explosives being found. Reports of massive police presence. Telling people to stay in their homes do not come out. Reports of gunfire.

Reports of 2 ambulances leaving area being escorted by police.

Man taken into custody on the MIT campus where a police officer was gunned down but not connected to the bombings. Scene is very fluid.
Jonny

United States

#38407 Apr 19, 2013
That cop was killed.
Jonny

United States

#38408 Apr 19, 2013
I.E.D.'s, dynamite, other military grade weapons are reported to be found. How in the world did these people store this stuff right in the middle of a where people live and work and no one notice?
Jonny

United States

#38409 Apr 19, 2013
Looks like a military/police operation to me. The FOX affiliate is showing pics of the 2 suspects the FBI released earlier, plus new pics just released and one of the news contacts said that one of the suspects is loose and assumed on foot. Police are looking for suspect in this cordoned off area. SWAT is literally everywhere. Going house to house searching.
Jonny

United States

#38410 Apr 19, 2013
Now a lady reporter said that suspect 1 is in custody and suspect 2 is still on the loose and could well have explosives with him.

This is changing by the minute..
Marcus

United States

#38411 Apr 19, 2013
They are saying this area is heavily residential.
Marcus

United States

#38412 Apr 19, 2013
WFXT FOX 25 really has good coverage of this.

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