OK Health Care Freedom Amendment, Sta...

OK Health Care Freedom Amendment, State Question 756

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Real Donnie

Longview, TX

#37052 Mar 26, 2013
Are all these stupid, ill-mannered, republicans and wantabee repigs in the 1% of the ultra rich or are they just surrogates for the 1%?
A mouthpiece for the rich and usually talking out their azz because their mouth knows better."""
Donnie

Longview, TX

#37053 Mar 26, 2013
An older couple, JAG and Mandy, had a son, who was still living with them. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide about his future career, so they decided to do a small test.

They took a ten-dollar bill, a bible, and a bottle of whiskey, and put them on the front hall table... then they hid, pretending they were not at home.

The father's plan was: "If our son takes the money, he will be a businessman, if he takes the bible, he will be a Baptist Preacher, but if he takes the bottle of whiskey, I'm afraid our son will be a drunkard."

So the parents hid in the nearby closet and waited nervously. Peeping through the keyhole they saw their son arrive. The son saw the note they had left.

Then, he took the 10-dollar bill, looked at it against the light, and slid it in his pocket.

After that, he took the bible, flicked through it, and took it.

Finally he grabbed the bottle, opened it, and took an appreciative whiff to be assured of the quality ...then he left for his room, carrying all three items.

The father slapped his forehead, and said: "Darn, it's even worse than I could ever have imagined.. " "Our son is going to be a Repug Okie Governor!"
JAG

Longview, TX

#37057 Mar 26, 2013
Jesse goes to the supermarket and notices an
attractive woman waving at him. She says hello.
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where
he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To
which she replies, "I think you're the father of one
of my kids. "
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever
been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you
the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love
to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your
partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly,

"No, I'm your
son's teacher
Misty

Longview, TX

#37058 Mar 26, 2013
Packing Heat, an older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend, Mandy. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I want something very special"

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000", the jeweler said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, by check. "I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.

Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man. "There's no money in that account. " I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?"

Don't mess with Old Repug People...
Maddy

United States

#37060 Mar 26, 2013
Eleanor Holmes Norton(D) and Dr. Tom Coburn(R) both have given interviews with the media telling the Obama Administration why don't we cut waste in the federal government by selling off 45,000 to 50,000 federally owned properties (buildings) that are maintained even though many have been empty for literally decades and cost the US taxpayer billions of dollars a year?

That's one executive order Obama could do with the stroke of his pen to make a effort toward fixing some of America's problems. Isn't that his job?
Jesse

United States

#37061 Mar 26, 2013
Mark Kelly husband to Gabby Giffords is certainly having a "bad" week...

Earlier the gun dealer where he bought a AK-47 and a handgun then went to testified in Denver, Colorado for a ban on assault rifles, has decided to terminate the sale to Mr. Kelly. Reason? The gun dealer said while he supports Mr. Kelly's right to own the guns he would have to terminate the sale because Mr. Kelly wasn't using the guns for personal use but instead as a stage prop which was reflecting negatively on his business. Mark Kelly claimed he wanted to keep the hand gun while he eventually intended to give the AK-47 to law enforcement. Whatever Mr. Kelly's intent really was he never took possession because Arizona law requires 20 days waiting period to do background check on previously owned guns are clear of any involvement in a crime. Mr. Kelly will be refunded in full.

Then Mark Kelly is on the beach with his 18 year old daughter enjoying the sunshine... The daughter is walking the pit bull when the dog sees a baby sea lion and breaks away from the daughter. The pit bull viciously attacks the baby sea lion clamping it's jaws on the baby sea lion's head. Two women witness the attack run to help the baby sea lion. One woman is hitting the dog over the head with a piece of wood while the other is vainly trying to pull the baby sea lion's back legs in a hope to remove the head from the pit bull's jaws. It doesn't work. Mark Kelly's daughter shows up and grabs the dog by the collar all three women are pulling or hitting the dog but the dog refuses to release the bleeding baby sea lion. Finally Mark Kelly walks up and picks the dog up by the collar lifting the dog and the baby sea lion still clamped in the dog's teeth. He shakes the dog and sea lion and finally the dog releases the limp baby sea lion. Mark Kelly walks away leaving the three women to follow. The baby sea lion was never checked by Mark Kelly or his daughter they both just left the scene. The baby sea lion's limp lifeless body is washed eventually out to sea.

How do I know? I watched the entire video caught by a witness who filmed it from a close elevated position.

Two places you can see this video is youtube.com and breitbart.com .

Wonder what would happen if a republican owned a pit bull that attacked and mangled a baby sea lion in front of families on the beach...how would the media react?
JAG

United States

#37062 Mar 26, 2013
Jesse wrote:
Mark Kelly husband to Gabby Giffords is certainly having a "bad" week...
Earlier the gun dealer where he bought a AK-47 and a handgun then went to testified in Denver, Colorado for a ban on assault rifles, has decided to terminate the sale to Mr. Kelly. Reason? The gun dealer said while he supports Mr. Kelly's right to own the guns he would have to terminate the sale because Mr. Kelly wasn't using the guns for personal use but instead as a stage prop which was reflecting negatively on his business. Mark Kelly claimed he wanted to keep the hand gun while he eventually intended to give the AK-47 to law enforcement. Whatever Mr. Kelly's intent really was he never took possession because Arizona law requires 20 days waiting period to do background check on previously owned guns are clear of any involvement in a crime. Mr. Kelly will be refunded in full.
Then Mark Kelly is on the beach with his 18 year old daughter enjoying the sunshine... The daughter is walking the pit bull when the dog sees a baby sea lion and breaks away from the daughter. The pit bull viciously attacks the baby sea lion clamping it's jaws on the baby sea lion's head. Two women witness the attack run to help the baby sea lion. One woman is hitting the dog over the head with a piece of wood while the other is vainly trying to pull the baby sea lion's back legs in a hope to remove the head from the pit bull's jaws. It doesn't work. Mark Kelly's daughter shows up and grabs the dog by the collar all three women are pulling or hitting the dog but the dog refuses to release the bleeding baby sea lion. Finally Mark Kelly walks up and picks the dog up by the collar lifting the dog and the baby sea lion still clamped in the dog's teeth. He shakes the dog and sea lion and finally the dog releases the limp baby sea lion. Mark Kelly walks away leaving the three women to follow. The baby sea lion was never checked by Mark Kelly or his daughter they both just left the scene. The baby sea lion's limp lifeless body is washed eventually out to sea.
How do I know? I watched the entire video caught by a witness who filmed it from a close elevated position.
Two places you can see this video is youtube.com and breitbart.com .
Wonder what would happen if a republican owned a pit bull that attacked and mangled a baby sea lion in front of families on the beach...how would the media react?
Saw the video it's sickening that no one uses any common sense and just push the dog's head under water until he releases his jaws when he runs out of air. The goofy well intentioned women only are doing more damage to the baby seal. Mark Kelly shows a complete lack of concern over the "protected" wildlife species that was attacked by the family pet. Kelly just gets the hell out of dodge as quickly as possible. His daughter doesn't need that kind of an animal she clearly can't handle. If it's Kelly's dog he should be cited to the full extent of the law. That could have just as easily been a small child. In the video I don't see any other dogs among the people who were on the beach. Is this another violation? Is this an area dogs are not permitted?

Donnie

United States

#37063 Mar 26, 2013
Jesse wrote:
Mark Kelly husband to Gabby Giffords is certainly having a "bad" week...
Earlier the gun dealer where he bought a AK-47 and a handgun then went to testified in Denver, Colorado for a ban on assault rifles, has decided to terminate the sale to Mr. Kelly. Reason? The gun dealer said while he supports Mr. Kelly's right to own the guns he would have to terminate the sale because Mr. Kelly wasn't using the guns for personal use but instead as a stage prop which was reflecting negatively on his business. Mark Kelly claimed he wanted to keep the hand gun while he eventually intended to give the AK-47 to law enforcement. Whatever Mr. Kelly's intent really was he never took possession because Arizona law requires 20 days waiting period to do background check on previously owned guns are clear of any involvement in a crime. Mr. Kelly will be refunded in full.
Then Mark Kelly is on the beach with his 18 year old daughter enjoying the sunshine... The daughter is walking the pit bull when the dog sees a baby sea lion and breaks away from the daughter. The pit bull viciously attacks the baby sea lion clamping it's jaws on the baby sea lion's head. Two women witness the attack run to help the baby sea lion. One woman is hitting the dog over the head with a piece of wood while the other is vainly trying to pull the baby sea lion's back legs in a hope to remove the head from the pit bull's jaws. It doesn't work. Mark Kelly's daughter shows up and grabs the dog by the collar all three women are pulling or hitting the dog but the dog refuses to release the bleeding baby sea lion. Finally Mark Kelly walks up and picks the dog up by the collar lifting the dog and the baby sea lion still clamped in the dog's teeth. He shakes the dog and sea lion and finally the dog releases the limp baby sea lion. Mark Kelly walks away leaving the three women to follow. The baby sea lion was never checked by Mark Kelly or his daughter they both just left the scene. The baby sea lion's limp lifeless body is washed eventually out to sea.
How do I know? I watched the entire video caught by a witness who filmed it from a close elevated position.
Two places you can see this video is youtube.com and breitbart.com .
Wonder what would happen if a republican owned a pit bull that attacked and mangled a baby sea lion in front of families on the beach...how would the media react?
Maybe we need a national ban on assault dogs? They are a clear and present danger against our protected wildlife and a potential threat to human safety. I mean that assault rifle Kelly tried to buy is just sitting there in the gun store not harming any protected wildlife or human beings who frequent the store. The assault rifle didn't ignore any human commands. Clearly the assault rifle is more reliable than the pit bull Kelly owns. But assault dogs like the one Kelly has don't mind it's human handler and breaks away ignoring the daughter commands and attacks a federally protected baby seal. Therefore I submit the pit bull should be banned before any assault weapon.

Do I hear a hell yeah?
Zane

United States

#37064 Mar 26, 2013
Not a AK-47 it's a AR-15 but they both are assault weapons so I understood what you meant :-)
Donnie

United States

#37065 Mar 26, 2013
Are all these stupid, ill-mannered, republicans and wantabee repigs in the 1% of the ultra rich or are they just surrogates for the 1%?

A mouthpiece for the rich and usually talking out their azz because their mouth knows better."""
Mandy

United States

#37066 Mar 26, 2013
Did you hear the one about the Chihuahua that killed the Pit bull? Yeah, the Pit bull choked on it!
Zane

United States

#37067 Mar 26, 2013
If you think life is bad how would you like to be an egg?

You only get laid once.

You only get eaten once.

It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft.

But worst of all......The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.
JAG

United States

#37068 Mar 26, 2013
Mandy, The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than you do.
Mandy

United States

#37069 Mar 26, 2013
JAG, You let your 12 year old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids.
Jesse

United States

#37070 Mar 26, 2013
TAMARA, You've been married 3 times & still have the same in-laws.
TAMARA

United States

#37071 Mar 26, 2013
Jesse, You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
Donnie

United States

#37072 Mar 26, 2013
Packing Heat, You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen, start your engines."
Packing Heat

United States

#37073 Mar 26, 2013
Donnie, You lit a match in the bathroom & your house exploded right off its wheels.
Bluebird

United States

#37074 Mar 26, 2013
Marcus, Your front porch collapses & kills more than 5 dogs.
Marcus

United States

#37075 Mar 26, 2013
Bluebird, You need 1 more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House-O-Tattoos.

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