UFOs

[Apache]

A little over 60 years
ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object
(UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just
outside Roswell , New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many
say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal
agencies and organizations.
However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine
months after that historic day, the following people were born:
Albert A. Gore, Jr., Hillary Rodham, John F. Kerry, William J. Clinton,
Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles E. Schumer, Barbara
Boxer.

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses? I certainly
hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did
for me. No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!

[Asp]

Get some new material. This joke's been around a while.

[OPERATION REPO]

Apache has no coherent or reasonable thought, just spam and repeat bs

[Craven Moorehead]

wacktivist and his kooky tea-bagger friends are about 20 years behind the rest of us.

[ReformedDemocrat]

I saw Kucinich piloting one of them!

[Marv]

CHEF! You're overmedicating yourself AGAIN!

Next you'll be repeating that tired story about voting for Jimmy Carter AGAIN!

NOW, wipe the spittle off your chin and go in and take a NAP!