Tanker truck spill in Alpena!

Tanker truck spill in Alpena!

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Towelie

Atlanta, GA

#1 Mar 21, 2013
BREAKING NEWS!!! A semi truck carrying a load of maple syrup has overturned in downtown Alpena. Police are investigating this incident and calling it a "sticky situation"...
oh yeah

Alpena, MI

#2 Mar 21, 2013
In Alpena Distric Court, After being escorted to the witness box and sworn in, the little old man was asked by the lawyer to explain what had happened.
He described the events that led up to the incident and finally got to the main issue of the case, saying, "... and that's when she hit me with a maple leaf!"
"Surely that couldn't have inflicted any serious injury on you, sir," the lawyer said.
"Are you nuts?" exclaimed the old man. "It was the leaf from our dining room table!"
Towelie

Atlanta, GA

#3 Mar 21, 2013
A girl walks into ARMC with a strawberry stuck in her butt and the doctor says "i've got some cream for that"

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