how you hate oregon; let you count th...

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#2317 Mar 21, 2013
MICKEY J-YKNOW IF YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENING YOU CAN LOOK UP "IDEOLOGICAL SUBVERSION"
SOCIALISM HAS BEEN BEING INMPLANTED IN AMERICA SINCE THE RED SCARE !!!!IN THE 1950 COLD WAR WITH MACARTHY!

“Dont hate cuz u aint me”

Since: Dec 09

Lynwood

#2318 Mar 30, 2013
I hate rain and cold and snow I want my 90 degree weather and my nice beaches and my oceans u can actually swims and surf in
hate oregon

Eugene, OR

#2319 Mar 30, 2013
i dont hate rain and cold and snow, i hate oregonian people only. they are poor because they are stupidly evil. they don't deserve any good.

Since: Mar 10

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#2320 Apr 1, 2013
WELL LIKE DUH LIKE AND STUFF LIKE CUZ MY STATES THE BEST LIKE AND STUFF LIKE GAAWWLLL -BEHOLD MY AWESOME POO!! ON YOU NOTHING LIKE HALLUCINATING JUNKIES DELUSIONAL IN DRUNKEN DENIAL
Oregon landowner

Kenton, OH

#2321 Apr 2, 2013
- Poverty by the Sea

Yes, now YOU can drop your hard earned or inherited dollars here on the Oregon Coast!

Make sure to come in the summer, it is only worth living here five months a year.

It rains all winter long.

If you enjoy watching clear cuts in action every year,

This place is for you!

You can be viewed with distrust and suspicion by local inbreds if you live in the Country.....

You will never quite be one of them if your parents or grandparents weren't born here.

Oh, they will be  friendly, right up until you sign the deal and fork over cash  if you buy it from them.

Then, if you are a contractor, you can attempt to get work from starving local merchants with a bad attitude.

Its not that they are totally cheap, they are going bankrupt, too.

If you are looking for a job and have a degree.....perhaps you can be a maid, dishwasher or waiter...

In which case, if there are two of you, 

It might be possible to work 12 hour shifts at several jobs to barely make it.

This is only in the summer, prepare to work your ass off while all the tourists enjoy themselves

During the only part of the year it is worth living here.

If you are lucky, you might just go into debt a little bit over winter.

Then work your ass off again, just to break even next summer.

Repeat ad infinitum,

Locals resent tourists, while smiling at them and trying to make a buck.

Feel free to join them, I did for twelve years......

You will still be in this position that long from now, too.

Unless you have some steady income from out of state.

Oregon, a poverty stricken, soggy wasteland of  unemployed ex loggers and their spawn

Flaky hippy dipsh*ts, the occasional poseur artist, new age scammers, straight out thieves,

And basicly every human louse you can imagine,

All trying to suck blood/dollars from every person who drives through there.

All this, and more! Can be yours, if you buy my two acres on the coast near Manzanita.

Imagine!

You can almost be an Oregonian too....but never quite, in the squinty little pig eyes of your local country neighbors.
..........

Aw, craigslist flagged and removed my painful,y accurate satire of life on the coast..
I guess it wasn't good for real estate sales..oh well.....
It did actually get positive reactions....
I pasted it below .......
Date: Thu, 21 Mar 2013 17:01:50 -0700

Greetings,
All true and remarkably well written. Your spelling is actually correct!.... I rarely see that on the Oregon Coast Craigslist. We know, understand and identify with your frustration. We are (hopefully) selling our property and getting out this summer. I have a college degree, am in my fifties and currently work two jobs 7 days a week to make ends meet. Best of luck to you and know you are not alone in your sentiments.
"Coastal attitude my arse!"
..........
lol lol. That was the funniest stuff i read in a long time. you made my day. I hope everything pans out for you. God bless you!

Since: Mar 10

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#2322 Apr 2, 2013
JUST ASK THE FLEEING PARASITES WHAT HAPPENED TO THEIR STATES? WHY THEY COME TO GRACE US WITH THEIR PRESENCE WITH THEIR TOTAL AWESUMLESS?

Since: Mar 10

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#2323 Apr 2, 2013
MICKEY JONES-WELL SINCE YOU BRING UP SOCIALISM IT HAS BEEN GOING ON SINCE THE 50S OR BEFORE ITS JUST NOW MANIFESTING ITS BRAINWASHING POWER
THIS IS THE REASON WHY THE BRAINWASHED SOCIALIST JUNKIE MASSES HAVE TO FLEE TO FREE STATES TO VALIDATE THEMSELVES THEN POISON IT WITH THEIR SAME FAILED DELUSIONS AND BRAINWASHED IDEOLOGY BUT CAN GET AWAY WITH IT AS LONG AS THEY "LOOK LIKE HUMANS" SO THEY WILL RIDE FREEDOMS COATTAILS TILL THERE IS NONE LEFT WITH THIER PATHETIC DRUNKEN PITY PARTY SELF SABOTAGING THEMSELVES OUT OF ONE STATE AT A TIME

Since: Mar 10

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#2324 Apr 2, 2013
MICKEY J-AND THE WORST PART IS THEY HAVE TO "HIDE" BEHIND HUMANITY WHILE THEY SABOTAGE THEMSELVES AND EVERYONE ELSE BUT THEY CAN'T HELP IT THEY KNOW WHAT THEY ARE AND THEY ARE ALREADY DEFEATED BEATEN AND VICTIMS AND EXPECT EVERYONE ELSE TO BE LIKE THEM AS WELL
Debrinconcita

Portland, OR

#2325 Apr 3, 2013
OREGON is the best State in the whole WORLD. I am Native American lady who has been many places & I will always COME BACK TO OREGON. We couldn't have all the GREEN HEALTHY Trees, grasses & lands without the rain. SO IF your an Oregonian you should be way used to it by now? I am I LOVE It. The CITY OF ROSES Portland OREGON is the Best CITY IN THE WEST!!!

Since: Mar 10

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#2326 Apr 3, 2013
DEBRAINCONCITA-TOO BAD YOUR SPEAKING IN PAST TENSE!

Since: Mar 10

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#2327 Apr 3, 2013
SEEMS LIKE AMERICAN FREEDOMS ARE JUST NOVEL TOURIST ATTRACTION TO TAKE PICTURES OF-OH LOOK HOW CUTE? OH THE HUMANITY!(lack thereof)

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#2328 Apr 3, 2013
HUMANITY THE NEW "GOLD"?
Mickey Jones

Bend, OR

#2329 Apr 5, 2013
Debrinconcita wrote:
OREGON is the best State in the whole WORLD. I am Native American lady who has been many places & I will always COME BACK TO OREGON. We couldn't have all the GREEN HEALTHY Trees, grasses & lands without the rain. SO IF your an Oregonian you should be way used to it by now? I am I LOVE It. The CITY OF ROSES Portland OREGON is the Best CITY IN THE WEST!!!
I'm very happy to see your so contented to live in the shit-hole of the world -- I have a special deal for you since you love this shit hole -- I own a house in Oregon which is listed at 4 times its actual value -- I would be more than happy to reduce its selling cost at only 2 times its actual value - say about $209,000.00.

Listed as:
> Bend Properties
> 3 bedroom
> 2 full bath
> 1550 sq. feet of pure hell
> 2 car garage
> Central air and heat
> Built in 2010
small lot - not good for anything but paying taxes on - paying insurance on -- paying utilities on -- paying for up-keep.

Bend is a great city with very few jobs - and over priced taxes/utilites/insurance - drivers which are the dumbest in the nation -- a population of ignorant piss-on libra-tards with a poor attitude - a population index composed of drunks and drug addicts and either unemployed or under employed welfare grabbing morons.

Be satisfied with this offer - as you should be very happy in Bend - living like a sub-class to the filthy rick kike.....
thumper

Southall, UK

#2330 Apr 5, 2013
im irish and i love cannon beach and seaside respect to portland oregon and the people from that part of the country living in england now come on America cheer up
eugene

Eugene, OR

#2331 Apr 6, 2013
trike wrote:
so a bunch of you hate oregon lets here why and how and where you came from.
Oregon is a huge disappointment. This is a state unfortunately, that does not care about its citizens. Legislators and law makers here block business from coming and improving the economy. Its a beautiful state in terms of nature but in terms of quality of life for its citizens, it seems oregon could care less. its hostile for homeless, poor folks, forget about job security or fair working conditions. And once youve been pushed out of your jerk off temp job, good luck trying to get unemployment. You will be denied, denied, denied, and if you keep trying, you will go up against the attorney generals office. Oregon is run by corrupt state officials that dont care about its citizens. If you come here for a better life, just know that oregon does not care where you come from, or if your a good person. If you dont have your own money to live off, you will become one of the many homeless here. you cant make any money here even with a college degree. You will spend your savings subsidizing your low wage income, because thats all you will earn if you dont know someone who knows someone who can be a good referral for you. You will spend down your savings, end up being bounced around from one temp job to the next, end up losing your job, getting on welfare, and then ultimately homeless. If you come to Oregon, just bring an RV because after a year of grinding it out here, you will want to get the f..ck out. Its a state run by people who dont care about why you came here, or who you are. You will be blocked from decent job opportunities, unemployment, and end up homeless here. Its a scary place to live. Im only saying this because if youve already moved here then its too late for you. Your probably already homeless, and stuck on the streets here. I say vote out these law makers and demand a better Oregon for the good people who live here.
eugene

Eugene, OR

#2332 Apr 6, 2013
orkin33 wrote:
JUST ASK THE FLEEING PARASITES WHAT HAPPENED TO THEIR STATES? WHY THEY COME TO GRACE US WITH THEIR PRESENCE WITH THEIR TOTAL AWESUMLESS?
Thats so sad to read someone referring to human beings as "Fleeing parasites" Most people want to work hard and live in a home, not be treated or referred to as parasites. Sad. Hopefully, you wont be shown any kind of mercy on your judgment day.
Portland stinks

Portland, OR

#2333 Apr 8, 2013
Why Portland Sucks

"Latte Town" was coined a few years back and is the most appropriate term for the City of Portland that I have ever heard.

A Latte town consists of mostly white, educated baby boomers and young single people. The inhabitants of the town are usually newcomers who have priced out all the original inhabitants. These towns are usually expensive, pretentious, abound in natural fibers and are laid back on the surface.

Latte towns like Portland pride themselves on their most cherished concepts of diversity and inclusiveness. Most Portlanders accept this myth as Gospel but upon close examination Portland's dirty little secret is revealed.

Portland is an overwhelmingly white, non-ethnic city. It is as vanilla as it gets so it makes one wonder what all the celebrating of diversity is all about.

Drive through any neighborhood surrounding the downtown area and the impression that you get is that Portland is nothing more than a series of elitist ghettos compromised of rich white homosexuals, rich white yuppies, rich white hippies, rich white trust funders, and rich white kids from the suburbs pretending to be street people.

Where's the diversity? Well it doesn't exist but the average Portlander likes the concept and in their eyes the different shades of rich whites all constitute diversity.

I will attempt to breakdown and explain these subtle distinctions between the various factions of lily white, latte people that make Portland what it is.

The Artist-Intellectual

The visitor or newcomer to Portland is bound to be struck by the sheer numbers that belong to this group. They seem to be everywhere and are in fact everywhere. They are the reason that all the coffee shops have tables and chairs. The artist-intellectual fancies himself as a poet, a writer, a musician, a filmmaker, etc. You get the drift. They spend most of their days idling around the coffee establishments that one finds every 10 feet.

They are usually equipped with a notebook that they use for their poems, journals or their artwork. No one ever gets to see the contents of these notebooks. More often than not they have a beaten and weathered paper back copy of some book authored by Kafka or William S. Boroughs. They love to discuss their favorite subject, themselves.

Given the opportunity they will prattle on for hours about their poems, art work or the film they are making. You never get to actually see any of their work but you do get to hear about it. Their lives are like one never ending semester in grad school.

Initially I believed these losers but then got to thinking. What would an aspiring actor, artist, musician, filmmaker being doing in Portland Oregon, a latte town? Why wouldn't they be in NYC or LA? Because they're phonies, that's why. Here's how it works with these clowns. They flunk out of college in New Jersey so their parents send them to Reed College in Portland in hopes that they will get their act together. They drop out of Reed but stay in Portland while still on Daddy's tab or some trust find. One Saturday Josh or Seth drifts down to one of the hundreds of hippie craft markets downtown.
Some hippie is selling didgeridoos that he made in between bong reps. Josh buy one and takes it home where he proceeds to get baked after which he blows a few sour notes into the didgeridoo.

The next day he's a musician. Not really but that's what he's telling everyone at the coffee house and pretending is good enough for a Portland artist-intellectual, in fact it's everything. In three months he will switch his designation from musician to filmmaker and then onto to something else 3 months later. As long as it sounds cool he will keep this charade up and no one in his circles will call him on it because they are doing the same thing.
Portland stinks

Portland, OR

#2334 Apr 8, 2013
The Activist

This group is usually comprised of people that used to be part of the artist-intellectual group in Portland. They have gotten a little older and may have finally, after 12 years, obtained a liberal arts degree from Portland State or Reed College. They may still run in artist-intellectual circles but have latched onto some "cause" at this time of their life.

An activist always lives off some sort of trust fund or inheritance.
When you ask an activist what he does for a living he will actually say he is an "activist" with a straight face. I used to look in the want ads and at the state employment office but never once did I see an advertised job entitled "activist".

The activist usually lives in some semi communal house with other activist and artist-intellectuals, the kind of place where people sleep on mattresses on the floor and where the walls are covered with hippie tapestries. Oh yeah there are always like 15 cats roaming around the house and it stinks of cat piss, body odor and patchouli.

The activist is still a bum at heart but feels the need to pretend that he is productive and feels extremely self conscious about living off some one else's money but not enough to actually get a job. So the activist associates himself with the following types of groups: art councils, school-to-work collaboratives, environmental groups, preservation groups, community-supported agriculture, anti-development groups, and other ad hoc activist groups.

Affiliation with these groups will change every 6 months or so. It all sounds cool and actually creates the impression that they work.

The Crone

The Crone is a middle-aged woman that lives alone with her two cats. She is extremely bitter and unpleasant to be around. Crones usually populate the SE and NW sides of Portland. Often you can see that the Crone was quite attractive in her day.

You can easily envision her twirling around dressed like Stevie Nicks at some Grateful Dead show back in 1978. Nature and time have not been good to her. She's always had a bad attitude but at least in her younger days she had perky breast and booty to match. Nice T&A can go a long way for making up for a crappy attitude but now she's only left with the bad attitude and the Stevie Nicks get up.

The Crone is usually involved in several crackpot Womyn's organizations that promote some sort of radical and unrealistic form of feminism. They usually have names like the United Front of Sisterhood or Radical Womyn
For The Extermination Of The Male Species.

Crones usually have jobs in local government or at State Universities, places where their inability to get along with anyone has no bearing on keeping their jobs.

I worked with a Crone at City Hall. She filed a sexual harassment charge against me because she was eavesdropping on a phone conversation I was having and I said the word "chick". She filed another sexual grievance against a guy because he displayed a family picture on his desk of his wife and four kids at the beach. His wife was wearing a bathing suit, one piece, and this sexually offended the Crone who viewed this as objectifying women.

The Crone wishes she were a lesbian because she hates men so much. She's tried to convert but it never took. Now her only objective in life is to feed her cats, read Tarot cards and make every one else's life a living hell.
Portland stinks

Portland, OR

#2335 Apr 8, 2013
The New Age Spiritualist

This could very easily be the official religious doctrine of Portland.

All Portlanders fall into one of two groups when it comes to God. They are either atheists or they are new age spiritualists. You can hear them espousing their creed everywhere, "I'm spiritual but not religious", as if this automatically put them on the moral high ground.

This belief system can best be described as spirituality without obligation.
The new age spiritualist lives in a moral temperate zone where he picks and chooses tenants from all faiths that suit his lifestyle of the moment.
Anything self sacrificing or too stringent is discarded and deemed "dogmatic" or "too religious". This way he can have the best of both worlds.

In reality he gets little more than a set of watered down moral concepts that do nothing more than validate the sensibilities that may be in fashion at the moment. For example, the New Age Spiritualist eschews judgmetalism.
Particularly judgementalism that conflicts with their desires but he will embrace judgementalism when it comes to condemning cigarette smoking or individuals that don't have the right perception on the three R's which are racial sensitivity, recycling and xyz-group rights.

The new age spiritualist's home will be adorned with religious objects of oppressed people. Amazonian figures, Native American totems, Egyptian deities, animistic shells, or Shinto statuettes abound. The rules is that it's OK to display religious articles as long as you have no real association or knowledge of the said religion.

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#2336 Apr 8, 2013
EUGENE-UGH YOUR TOO NAIVE AND STUPID TO INSULT PROBBALY ANOTHER GENIUS REFUGEE WHO DOESNT WANT TO ACTUALLY LIVE IN THEIR PROGRESSIVE IDEALS NOT IN REALITY ANYWAYS-SO JUST MIGRATE AND TAKE A SMUG DUMP ON EVERYONE ELSES ? SAME MESS THAT DI8DNT WORK IN THE LAST PROUD SELF INFLICTED MESS YOU RAN FROM IN THE FIRST PLACE?

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