Woman Calls 911 To Meet Cute Cop

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You'll never believe what one woman did to get a date. Two deputies came to Lorna Dudash's home in Aloha, Oregon to inquire about a noise complaint.

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Bubba

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#1
Jul 14, 2006
 
Well, I was going to say, I wonder what she looks like, but it doesn't really matter, she's as stupid as a doorknob. No offense to doorknobs.
doorknob

Cincinnati, OH

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Jul 14, 2006
 

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None taken. Even I wouldn't do that.
Mcgyver

Granite Bay, CA

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#3
Jul 14, 2006
 
She should have said she was having an emergency orgasmectomy,,,
Just An Observer

Oscoda, MI

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#7
Jul 14, 2006
 
Like the police office really wants to introduce her as his girlfiend now! The woman needs massive attention, and good session at the shrinks' office. I could not believe this story when I read it.
usa

Tulsa, OK

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#8
Jul 14, 2006
 
they didnt have to arrest her , that sucked
Just An Observer

Oscoda, MI

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#10
Jul 15, 2006
 
JUST NOSY wrote:
<quoted text>Do you think he (the cop) would have "come"?
Cute...very "suggestive", but cute!
Hmm

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#11
Jul 15, 2006
 
Lady was not attractive at all.

Hot cops don't go after mid-life crisis women.

Lock her up. Fine her. Make an example out of her.

She wasted emergency services' time and prevented that operator from handling calls that need help like robbery, car jackings, rape, murders, hate crimes, assaults, arson,...
Marcia

Brooklyn, NY

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#12
Jul 15, 2006
 
She was probably hungry for some "PoRK". And thought she was gonna get special delivery.
O in Portland

Salem, OR

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#14
Jul 15, 2006
 
I know it's a serious business calling 911
But.. Oh my gosh. I can't stop laughing!
Day brighter, even.(I'm sorry, am i bad!)
It's just that after reading all those dreadful, heavy headlines
this one is .. so stupidly cute.
Are you sure her name wasn't Jessica Simpson?
TexasTumbleweed

Austin, TX

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Jul 15, 2006
 
O in Portland wrote:
I know it's a serious business calling 911
But.. Oh my gosh. I can't stop laughing!
Day brighter, even.(I'm sorry, am i bad!)
It's just that after reading all those dreadful, heavy headlines
this one is .. so stupidly cute.
Are you sure her name wasn't Jessica Simpson?
OKAY!!! I'm going to toss a little twist in here...don't you folks think that cops sometimes see a good looking female and find probably cause to pull THEM over?? ROFL, it is true!!

“I see you! ”

Since: Apr 06

Kansas City, Missouri

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Jul 15, 2006
 
TexasTumbleweed wrote:
<quoted text>OKAY!!! I'm going to toss a little twist in here...don't you folks think that cops sometimes see a good looking female and find probably cause to pull THEM over?? ROFL, it is true!!
I saw this on the news at my moms house this past week! I laughed so hard I thought I was going to pee my pants. Then I thought of DS and the firemen and wondered if we could order them over the phone too!!!! ROFLMAO
you would never believe

Tempe, AZ

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Mar 21, 2013
 
doorknob wrote:
None taken. Even I wouldn't do that.
Wouldn't bet to strong on that LESA JIL:ES BATESVILLE AR>
you would never believe

Tempe, AZ

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Mar 21, 2013
 
TexasTumbleweed wrote:
<quoted text>OKAY!!! I'm going to toss a little twist in here...don't you folks think that cops sometimes see a good looking female and find probably cause to pull THEM over?? ROFL, it is true!!
Hey LESA JILES how about the one in the firetruck the little wormy one remember you skank???

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