Farrell Landon

Washington, DC

#1 Mar 19, 2013
This is a Farrell Landon personal ad.

Wanted:

Single or married woman with high sex drive
Must weigh less than 642lbs
Desire for multiples nightly and willing to fly freak flag
must like cold beer
High sex drive
MUST not smell like a$$
Desire to sleep in a huge wet spot

If you don't meet the above, please dont contact me unless you are friggin wealthy. By wealthy i mean Donald Trump wealthy. If you are wealthly IDGAF about anything else but will continue to bang other women.
CondomMfg

Savannah, GA

#3 Mar 19, 2013
I do hope you buy stock in Trojan's (or comparable) or else you might not have to worry bout somebody wanting to sleep in a huge wet spot unless ur pouring a bucket of water in the bed.. cause you'll be got something that soap/water won't wash off..and then ur willy gonna fall off ewww.. LOL!
Farrell Landon

Washington, DC

#4 Mar 19, 2013
CondomMfg wrote:
I do hope you buy stock in Trojan's (or comparable) or else you might not have to worry bout somebody wanting to sleep in a huge wet spot unless ur pouring a bucket of water in the bed.. cause you'll be got something that soap/water won't wash off..and then ur willy gonna fall off ewww.. LOL!
Oh, I use protection. That thing has its own insurance policy. Like a pro football player. Oh and you aint really doing it right unless everybody sleeps in the wetspot. It aint me pouring buckets, its her

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