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[I have a question]

Ah ... Sorry to bother you Mr. Obama, Sir.

See, I have these missing pieces You know, no big deal, just some loose ends and things.
I can't seem to get some information I need to wrap this up. These things seem to either be 'locked' or 'not available'.

Could you help me please find these things, sir?

#1 Your Occidental College records
#2 Your Columbia College records
#3 Your Columbia Thesis paper
#4 Your Harvard College records
#5 Your Selective Service Registration
#6 Your medical records
#7 Your Illinois State Senate records
#8 Your Illinois State Senate schedule
#9 Your Law practice client list
#10 A Certified Copy of your original Birth certificate
#11 Your embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth
#12 Your Harvard Law Review articles that were published
#13 Your University of Chicago scholarly articles
#14 Your Record of baptism

[Hmmm]

You raise a good point