Woman Calls 9-1-1 Looking For Love

Woman Calls 9-1-1 Looking For Love

There are 28 comments on the WJW Fox 8 Cleveland story from Jun 8, 2010, titled Woman Calls 9-1-1 Looking For Love. In it, WJW Fox 8 Cleveland reports that:

A woman is in trouble for turning to the law to find love. Police say, Audrey Scott, of Alliance, called 9-1-1 five times in an hour asking dispatchers to find her a husband.

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MrPityPat

AOL

#1 Jun 9, 2010
I called 911 to have the police rescue me fom my nutcase wife.

Since: May 10

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#2 Jun 9, 2010
With those great looks, I don't see how she remains single.

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#3 Jun 9, 2010
Talk about looking for love in all the wrong places
i smell stupid people

Broadview Heights, OH

#4 Jun 9, 2010
MrPityPat wrote:
I called 911 to have the police rescue me fom my nutcase wife.
When i saw the headline and picture i thought it was your wife! Then i saw she was from Alliance. Must be her sister, the resemblance is uncanny!
peter

Staten Island, NY

#5 Jun 9, 2010
Of course little does lonely Audrey know it, but one day when the next pint of moonshine turns up on the table there will be a mysterious man looking deeply into lonely Audrey’s eyes and telling her if she doesn’t stop screaming at the universe he’s going to be forced to take her in again.

http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2010/06/if-on...

Since: Oct 09

over here <-------->

#6 Jun 9, 2010
She misdialed 9 1/2

“Out in the West Texas”

Since: Mar 08

town of El Paso

#7 Jun 9, 2010
The story reminds me of an old joke:

A blonde calls 911, screaming "Help me! Help me! My house is on fire!"

The 911 dispatcher says, "Ma'am, please calm down. I need to get some information from you".

Again the blonde yells, "Help me! Help me! My house is on fire!"

The dispatcher responded, "Ma'am, calm down! How do we get to your house?"

The blonde replied "Well duh! In the big red truck!"
PokUeyeOut

Cleveland, OH

#8 Jun 9, 2010
Bingo

Willoughby, OH

#9 Jun 9, 2010
Someone needs to tell her about the drunk dial line WMMS has for the Alan Cox show. She can call all she wants, and then listen to herself when he plays it on the air. LOL!
Robin

Cleveland, OH

#10 Jun 10, 2010
My question is...are they gonna find her a husband! lol
archie

Akron, OH

#11 Jun 10, 2010
What a dingbat!
Guest

Kelleys Island, OH

#12 Jun 10, 2010
I hope she sticks with the AA meetings. They do help.
DR FELTERSNATCH

Erie, PA

#13 Jun 10, 2010
I do the old broad a favor,pass the cannoli
Rodney Dangerfield

Huntington, NY

#14 Jun 10, 2010
The police responded to Mrs. Scott by saying "I don't know where to start ma'am, there are so many places he can hide".
pti64

Broadview Heights, OH

#15 Jun 10, 2010
Gotta love that mug shot....she's still smiling. lol
Kimberly

Chicago, IL

#16 Jun 10, 2010
What a sorry a#$# excuse....
bob

Akron, OH

#17 Jun 10, 2010
Epic fail.

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#18 Jun 10, 2010
Okay, I have done some off the wall things while I was drunk, but I think this tops it!

I heard her reasons for doing this, and I can't help but feel sorry for her in a way.

I just hope she gets the help that she needs.

“Out in the West Texas”

Since: Mar 08

town of El Paso

#19 Jun 10, 2010
KathyMarie wrote:
Okay, I have done some off the wall things while I was drunk, but I think this tops it!
I heard her reasons for doing this, and I can't help but feel sorry for her in a way.
I just hope she gets the help that she needs.
Yeah, sor sure.
I remember getting drunk at a wedding reception and proposing to two different women.
Needless to say, I rarely drink alcohol anymore.
Cheryl

Grand Prairie, TX

#20 Jun 10, 2010
Hell, she should have called me instead. I would have gave her mine!!! LOL.

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