We encountered a Carbon Unit of male origin whom the other liberal units refered to as Blind Melon Chitlin. He was as sightless as he was brainless for he endeavored to back engineer our machines.<quoted text>Everything the liberals touch the lifespan results are short and quick.
His lifespan was short and quick. His Melon was crushed and his Chitlins ground under the titanium gears.
As you Earthings say: L O L