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Coldwater, MI

#2 Oct 23, 2007
ho hum. No one hates u. But u r borrrrrring us with the gay stuff. Get over urself, bro.
Truth

Coldwater, MI

#3 Oct 23, 2007
We already know who you'd like us to believe you are, we just want to know who you REALY are and why you are doing this to Mr. Matt Poindexter. What did that poor man do to you that causes you to pretend to be him and gay?
Easter Bunny

Coldwater, MI

#4 Nov 2, 2007
hey, i'm real too!
Superman

Coldwater, MI

#5 Nov 2, 2007
Sounds like a job for... Superman!
Sherlock Holmes

Coldwater, MI

#6 Nov 2, 2007
Why, it's elementary, my dear Watson: we should investigate if this bloke Poindexter is indeed who he says he is. The game's afoot! Forsooth!
Doctor Watson

Coldwater, MI

#7 Nov 2, 2007
Holmes, you are brilliant! Brilliant, I say!
Lois Lane

Coldwater, MI

#8 Nov 2, 2007
Help me, Superman, help me! I've been taken hostage by the evil Dr. Poindexter, formerly of Quincy, Michigan, and now living an alternative lifestyle in Manassas, Virginia, where he can get away from all the stupid rednecks who... ulp! Help! Help!
Easter Bunny

Coldwater, MI

#9 Nov 2, 2007
Matts who are more popular, more interesting, and more real than Matt Poindexter:

door mat

floor mat

Matt Damon

Matt Dillon

bath mat

[OK, so Matt Damon may not be more interesting than Matt Poindexter. But at least he doesn't bore us with his whining about his hometown.]
Sherlock Holmes

Coldwater, MI

#10 Nov 2, 2007
I'd like to point [pun] out that Matt Poindexter and Dr. Moriarty have never been seen in the same place together. So that means that they are either not dating, or they are one and the same person.
Doctor Watson

Coldwater, MI

#11 Nov 2, 2007
I vote for "not dating."
Superman

Coldwater, MI

#12 Nov 2, 2007
I've used my x-ray vision in Manassas, and have not been able to find anything that looks like a Matt Poindexter. So, who is holding Lois Lane hostage?
Lois Lane

Coldwater, MI

#13 Nov 2, 2007
Help me! Help me! Poindexter is trying to kill me -- I'm dying of boredom. He is now reading me the telephone book from Branch County, identifying each person as a redneck! Help me!
Superman

Coldwater, MI

#14 Nov 2, 2007
I am now using my super-sensitive hearing -- and I can't hear anything in Manassas that sounds like Matt Poindexter. I do hear, however, a braying jackass.
Easter Bunny

Coldwater, MI

#15 Nov 2, 2007
Did you know that Virginia was named after Elizabeth I of England, the Virgin Queen?

That's the real reason Matt Poindexter lives there: he identifies with Queen Elizabeth I.
Sherlock Holmes

Coldwater, MI

#16 Nov 2, 2007
It's too much to be merely coincidental!
Doctor Watson

Coldwater, MI

#17 Nov 2, 2007
Holmes, you amaze me! But aren't you afraid that Dr. Poindexter will come after you with his deadly boring commentary?
Sherlock Holmes

Coldwater, MI

#18 Nov 2, 2007
I have nothing to fear, because I am a FICTIONAL CHARACTER. Just like Matt Poindexter.
Doctor Watson

Coldwater, MI

#19 Nov 2, 2007
Right ho! Brilliant!
Lois Lane

Coldwater, MI

#20 Nov 2, 2007
Help me! Help me! Now he's threatening to take me back to Quincy High School, and then on to the Antique Mall in Allen, Michigan, where they have old fashioned farm implements and old furniture. Help me! This is NOT my idea of shopping.
Superman

Coldwater, MI

#21 Nov 2, 2007
I may have to stop the earth's rotation once again, to turn back time to when Matt Poindexter NEVER EXISTED.

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