Hundreds of birds die in western Ky.

[Abeliever]

Ancient Wolf wrote:

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"Endeavor to Persevere" first popularized in the movie "The Outlaw Josie Wales" spoken by Chief Dan George. "Click" first used as a sign off by me. So I suppose we are the imposters' heroes or he/she knows nothing original.

That is one of my favorite Clint movies and I loved Chief Dan George. They were good in that movie. Loved that quote too. I like Clint better as a cowboy/gunslinger. Those Every Which Way movies were lame, but I bet the trolls love them best. Especially Clyde. lol

Your "click" was perfect. Wish a few would do it permanently. It would be a better thread like it use to be. Noticed there is gaps between posts. Did little bird killer come back? lol

Hope you and Hempburn can go get that beer. Una would have a fit and go on a rant.

I am out of here until later. Always enjoy the troll free moments on here.:)

Hi Sybil, hope you all have a great day. Trolls not a chance.

"CLICK"

[Ancient Wolf]

Hempburn wrote:

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Jimmy Stewart is in my opinion on our greatest American heros. I find him a very interesting part of our history. He was actually drafted, but was failed to meet the weight requirments by 5 pounds. He then was successful at joining the Air Corps (bribed the dr.) and was accepted into US Army. Jimmy flew over a dozen tours bombing Germany, including Berlin. His military career ended at the rank of Major General. One very interesting note on him was he actually flew a bombing run into Vietnam as a non-duty observer. He almost never spoke of his military service.

Google or Youtube "Jimmy Stewart Johnny Carson a dog named Beau". It is a poem Jimmy wrote about his dog that left Johnny Carson wiping his eyes.

[Hempburn]

Ancient Wolf wrote:

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Google or Youtube "Jimmy Stewart Johnny Carson a dog named Beau". It is a poem Jimmy wrote about his dog that left Johnny Carson wiping his eyes.

I'll do that. He was actually a pretty good poet, I had not forgotten that.. a little poet to balance the warrior.

[Hempburn]

Another good television moment I remember was Red Skelton's Pledge of Allegiance. I think that one is on you tube as well.

[Imposter]

THE UNA FARTER wrote:

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Humpaburn, don't you have some exciting adventures from your morning safari to tell us about? You have really fallen behind on your morning daily reports. We don't know if the Sun is up, down or just playing peek-a-boo with the clouds.

He probably killed at least one "dangerous" creature on his morning hike TUF. Maybe it was a one eyed one horned giant purple peter eater? Thus saving the world yet again. Superhumper AWAY!
Thank Goodness for the morning humpaburn patrol...Keeping the Ponderosa forest safe, for all mankind. Bless his hummping soul.
"Click"

[Imposter]

THE UNA FARTER wrote:

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Humpaburn!!! I think someone has been in your weed patch.

That stuff is some powerful sh!t, man! Old scruffy wolf nutz can attest to that. He smokes it in a thousand year old Sh!it/Mud pipe.
"Click"
That pipe of scruffy's was made by shaping and baking the finest turds and mud known to man in those days. What a combo! Mud/sh!t one hitter pipe and humpaburns miracle-mind wonder weed, topped off with a few warm ....only the best pick pack "reduced price for quick sale skunk beer" man oh man.
Those guy's are a hoot.
"Click."

[Imposter]

THE UNA FARTER wrote:

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Scruff, you forgot to "LICK" it. AfakeBeliever tells you the schitt you post is a good one. Then you go and forget to LICK it. Scruff, can't you tell she's hot in her pantaloons for you?

ROFLMMFAO!

[Imposter]

Ancient Wolf wrote:

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"Endeavor to Persevere" first popularized in the movie "The Outlaw Josie Wales" spoken by Chief Dan George. "Click" first used as a sign off by me. So I suppose we are the imposters' heroes or he/she knows nothing original.

The infamous "CLICK" isn't the only thing you invented scruffy.
Don't forget that old quarter glued to a string trick you use on the tithe plate...That one made you famous! That poor quarter is flat as a flitter from all the squeezing you've gave it down through the years, it wont fit in a coke machine slot anymore.

[ManicAmigoIsNorm]

RoamingInsomniac wrote:

<quoted text>I have yet to see anyone act like anything other than human. Guess what? Humans fight. That's WHY we are human.

Animals fight too, what should set us apart as humans is the ability to refrain from fighting by understanding the folly of it. We fight because of fear, disrespect, hatred, intolerance, jealousy, etc...all base emotions which needs to be shed from our consciousness and from which we must evolve and become awakened spiritual beings. Do you think this is a difficult task for mankind? It is actually as simple as flipping a switch in your mind...nothing could be easier yet so difficult for most.

[Stomp Ire]

Imposter wrote:

<quoted text>The infamous "CLICK" isn't the only thing you invented scruffy.
Don't forget that old quarter glued to a string trick you use on the tithe plate...That one made you famous! That poor quarter is flat as a flitter from all the squeezing you've gave it down through the years, it wont fit in a coke machine slot anymore.

now imagine that click as flipping a switch in your mind where you now become a civilized respectful human being connected to the human spirit...do you think flipping this switch would be difficult for you to accomplish? Along with the imagery of flipping the switch and the sound of the click, imagine a light turning on and the sound of beautiful music. At the same time, imagine a tape recorder that has been playing your recording of insults, hateful messages, and gay jokes and imagine pressing the stop button on that as you click on the new consciousness.

[Miss E Font]

Hi everyone!
I see Hempburn was going to workout 11 hours ago---wonder what type of exercise he does?

[Stomp Ire]

Imposter wrote:

<quoted text>The infamous "CLICK" isn't the only thing you invented scruffy.
Don't forget that old quarter glued to a string trick you use on the tithe plate...That one made you famous! That poor quarter is flat as a flitter from all the squeezing you've gave it down through the years, it wont fit in a coke machine slot anymore.

insulting others is a learned behavior that was programmed into the tape recorder called your mind, and it has been playing over and over while at the same time eating away at your soul and affecting every aspect of your physical being from every organ and every cell in your body down to even the level of your DNA. This is called epigenetics and it can be passed down from generation to generation and who you are and your programmed habits is a product of your ancestry and your environment. The good news is you have the power to change this...all you have to do is click and flip the switch to turn the light and the music on...it is really that easy yet so difficult isn't it?

[Stomp Ire]

Imposter wrote:

<quoted text> Isn't that special. When a wild puma just turns off the switch and refuses to fight...it becomes a dead puma. The puma that fought becomes the alpha puma and survives to reproduce. Survival of the fittest.
Natural selection.
Analogize that to human kind yourself, you're a "smart cookie."
Yep, you're so damned smart.

Good point actually. We have many fighters among us, and a lot of them end up dead never to reproduce again. It is the peaceful loving people that are not only reproducing but are prospering as well. Survival of the fittest is no longer based on physical strength and fighting skills, I think we evolved from that stage long ago, but I guess many still have not.

[Stomp Ire]

Imposter wrote:

<quoted text> Isn't that special. When a wild puma just turns off the switch and refuses to fight...it becomes a dead puma. The puma that fought becomes the alpha puma and survives to reproduce. Survival of the fittest.
Natural selection.
Analogize that to human kind yourself, you're a "smart cookie."
Yep, you're so damned smart.

have you ever tried to pick a fight with someone who didn't want to fight with you? What do you do then? Do you fight anyway or do you just walk away feeling like turd?

[Miss E Font]

Imposter wrote:

<quoted text>Heated Humplipticals.

I love my elliptical. It's given me buns of steel! Maybe he could market his own juicer like Jack Lalan

[Imposter]

Stomp Ire wrote:

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insulting others is a learned behavior that was programmed into the tape recorder called your mind, and it has been playing over and over while at the same time eating away at your soul and affecting every aspect of your physical being from every organ and every cell in your body down to even the level of your DNA. This is called epigenetics and it can be passed down from generation to generation and who you are and your programmed habits is a product of your ancestry and your environment. The good news is you have the power to change this...all you have to do is click and flip the switch to turn the light and the music on...it is really that easy yet so difficult isn't it?

So you would judge me a knuckle dragging, uncouth, Neanderthal throw back? A product of the same damned evolutionary genetic traits handed down through thousands of years, that produced such a silly judgmental nincompoop ...as yourself?
You're a real piece of work Sybil.
Use the anger, channel it.
Without the darkness there would be no light grasshopper.
"Click"

[Ancient Wolf]

steel buns are not very good for hot dogs.

[Stomp Ire]

Imposter wrote:

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So you would judge me a knuckle dragging, uncouth, Neanderthal throw back? A product of the same damned evolutionary genetic traits handed down through thousands of years, that produced such a silly judgmental nincompoop ...as yourself?
You're a real piece of work Sybil.
Use the anger, channel it.
Without the darkness there would be no light grasshopper.
"Click"

A wouldn't actually judge you as the knuckle dragging Neanderthal, rather quite the opposite. Your persistent need to display your supposed physical prowess behind the safety of your computer only proves how little of it you have as is typical of most internet tough guys, which usually are scrawny zit faced teens who wear the skinny jeans, or overweight older loser guys who are computer geeks who have no life outside of their computer. I have no anger towards you, it is a wasted emotion especially on a computer screen, so get rid of the anger babycakes, it is doing you no good. Go ahead click on that switch, it's easy actually.

[Stomp Ire]

Imposter wrote:

<quoted text>Anything that I display comes from the FRONT of my computer, you silly backwards insignificant piece of charmin fluff. Try it, its much easier to read AND type that way.
What a ridicules idea! Sitting behind a computer.

when you drive your car, do you sit behind the steering wheel or in front of it. Is your ass in front of your face or behind it? Can you tell the difference?

[Imposter]

If you want to ask someone for their advice, tackle them today. They'll do their best to tell you what they think in a fair and honest way, without being ridiculously optimistic or hopelessly pessimistic. If you're at work, you'll do an excellent job and will manage to keep your head admirably if a mini crisis develops or you're in a terrible hurry.
"Click"