Jeff Dunham fans

[Michelle Dalton]

I love the comedian/ventriliquist Jeff Dunham...post your favorite lines or scits from his shows.

[Green Hornet 007]

I'll kill ya..

[Michelle Dalton]

Green Hornet 007 wrote:

I'll kill ya..

LOL GH...I have Achmed on myspace page with the saying..."SILENCE...I KILL YOU!!!"

I like them all but I have to say Walter is my fav.

[Green Hornet 007]

Achmed is probably my favorite though I love all of them..Look out Walter may gas you..

[have some backbone]

there's nothing like a walter fart

[The Librarian]

"Welcome to Walmart....get your shit and get out..." - Walter.

[Your UNADORING Fan]

Lol, the one about his wife driving the SUV and him driving the blue Prius....and him saying, "I'mmmmmm gay!!" IT WAS FREAKING HILARIOUS!

[Your UNADORING Fan]

this one was really funny too!

The Librarian wrote:

"Welcome to Walmart....get your shit and get out..." - Walter.

[watsmyname70]

Hello, im lindsey lohan

HAHAHAHAHa

[Love Dunham]

I can't even pick a favorite. He is so talented. I laugh everytime I watch one of the shows.

[endless_beats]

Jeff Dunham: So, Akhmed, where do you get your recruits from?
Akhmed: The Suicide Hotline
JD: Do you have a motto, like "we're looking for a few good men"?
Akhmed: We're looking for some idiots with no future

[gladimgone]

Where Peanut is telling the story of the time a group of deaf people were in the crowd, and he is just moving his mouth (no words) and they are looking at their trusted signer for the sign language, but alas nothing.

[Amber Erivn]

I love him he is great ..... I get on youtube just to watch him!!!

[TWN]

walter is the funniest in my opinion and i like jose