Our next Vice-President: Paul Ryan

Our next Vice-President: Paul Ryan

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Undercover Brother

United States

#1 Aug 27, 2012
OUR NEXT VICE PRESIDENT
Well, we learned that Congressman Paul Ryan, Republican from Wisconsin , is to be Mitt Romney's pick for the next Vice President of The United States.
What are we to think of this selection? He's not a graduate of Columbia University . He's not a graduate of Harvard. He wasn't selected as the President of the Harvard Law Review. He didn't get a special free quota scholarship ride to any prestigious university and, instead, had to work his way through Miami University of Ohio...the man drove the Oscar Mayer Wiener Truck one summer and waited tables another!
One morning when Paul Ryan was sixteen years old he went in to wake his father and found him dead of a heart attack. He didn't write two books about that experience. Instead, he assumed the role of adult at an early age, never having the luxury to pursue youthful drug use and the art of socialist revolution.
Instead, Paul Ryan and his mother took his grandmother, suffering from Alzheimer's, into the household and served as the primary care provider for his grandma. His grandma wasn't the Vice President of the Bank of Hawaii so she could offer nothing in return, except the element of "need".
Once Paul Ryan got his BA in Economics from Miami University of Ohio he was hired as a staff economist in Wisconsin Senator Kastin's office. The job must have not paid well because young Ryan moonlighted as a waiter and fitness trainer. No one offered him a "token honor" position at
the University of Chicago and a $200,000 dollar a year salary.
When a still young Paul Ryan returned to Wisconsin to run for Congress, he didn't demonize his opponent and dig up dirt to shovel against him. He waited until the standing Congressman vacated the office before seeking the office. In Janesville , Wisconsin they don't have a big political machine to promote you, to criminalize your opponent; instead Paul Ryan had to go door to door and sit at kitchen tables and listen to his future constituents.
After getting elected to Congress, Paul Ryan didn't triumphantly march into Washington , buy himself a Georgetown townhouse and proceed over to K Street to rub elbows with lobbyists. He bunked in his Congressional office and used the house gym for showers and a fresh change
of clothes.
Paul Ryan then married and took his bride back to Janesville. He lives on the same street he lived on as a kid and shares the neighborhood with eight other members of the Ryan clan. He hunts with the local Janesville hunt club and attends PTA meetings and other civic functions.
Undercover Brother

United States

#2 Aug 27, 2012
For those who can't make those public functions, Paul Ryan bought an old bread truck, converted it into a "mobile constituent office" and drives around to meet with those who need his help and attention.
No, I don't know if we can vote for a guy like this. He doesn't have a regal pedigree; he's Irish! No one awarded him a Nobel Peace Prize two months after getting elected. No one threw flowers or got "chills down their leg" as he took his seat in Congress.
What is most despicable about Paul Ryan is that he has had the nerve to write the House Budget for three years in a row. He is brazen and heartless in advocating in that budget for a $5 trillion dollar reduction in federal spending over the next ten years! The House passed his budget three years in a row and three years in a row the Democratically controlled Senate has let it die in the upper house, without ever proposing a budget of their own.
What is wrong with this guy? If Congress were to cut $5 trillion dollars from the budget where would the President get the money to give $500 million dollars to a bankrupt Solyndra? Or $200 million dollars for bankrupt Energy 1? Or $11 billion dollars to illegal aliens filing INIT, non-resident tax returns to claim $11 billion big ones in child tax credits, even for their children living in Mexico ?
I don't know. Paul Ryan seems heartless to me. He keeps wanting to cut government waste, he keeps wanting to put a halt to those big GSA conventions in Vegas and, worse, he keeps trying to make people look at that $16.7 trillion dollar deficit! The guy's no fun at all!
Who wants a numbers cruncher? Who wants someone spoiling the party by showing folks the bill? Nothing will spoil a party quicker than sending the host the bill before the party's over.
Party Hearty folks! At least until November.
Isn't it a nice feeling inside that Joe Biten could be our next president, boy oh boy is that a secure feeling
Now let's here it from the libtirds, ru hem boy/puke for mayor/norm deplume aka che/flory dory/toilet scrubber tyree
Joe Biden

Akron, OH

#3 Aug 27, 2012
Put y'all in chains!
StarryStarry

Canton, OH

#4 Aug 27, 2012
It's always great to read the real Undercover Brother's posts. It will be interesting to watch the Hersheys rip apart each accomplishment of Paul Ryan's. No matter how the election turns out, Paul Ryan is an extraordinary, albeit common, decent and brilliant man. He is very much a man I would love to have come to my soirees. Thanks UB for the posts.
hunky77

Akron, OH

#5 Aug 28, 2012
Here are just a few points in the GOP Platform with roots in the Contract from America:

1. Fundamental tax reform
2. Demanding a balanced budget
3. Ending runaway government spending
4. Repealing ObamaCare
5. Passing a Comprehensive Energy Policy
6. Protecting the Constitution

These are just a few of the places where Contract from America has influenced the platform of the Republican Party, and that means that our hard work is paying off.

The hundreds of thousands of people who have signed the Contract from America, then leaders and candidates who have endorsed its principles, and even the powerful ideas embodied within the contract have made sure that the platform reflects the type of reforms that this country needs.
In the Name Of Our Lord “JESUS CHRIST” AMEN

“The One! The Only! RUKiddingme”

Since: Dec 08

Jersey, Baby!

#6 Aug 28, 2012
Paul Ryan is a fascist. And he looks like a goon.
nancy

United States

#7 Aug 29, 2012
RU_Kiddingme wrote:
Paul Ryan is a fascist. And he looks like a goon.
Pipe down hem sucker. Go get your buddy norm and you can have a threesome with boytoy tommy.
how can you look at yourself in the mirror. everyday must be a sad day for you. sorry to say you should be on suicide watch. the evil one takes his own.

“The One! The Only! RUKiddingme”

Since: Dec 08

Jersey, Baby!

#8 Aug 29, 2012
I'm beautiful, baby!

Unlike you.
hunky77

Akron, OH

#9 Oct 15, 2012
Duke for Mayor

Akron, OH

#10 Oct 15, 2012
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/election-...

Yeah. He's so in touch with the 47%.

woof
Duke for Mayor

Akron, OH

#12 Oct 16, 2012
Duke for Mayor wrote:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/ blogs/election-2012/wp/2012/10 /15/charity-president-unhappy- about-paul-ryan-soup-kitchen-p hoto-op/?tid=pm_pop
Yeah. He's so in touch with the 47%.
woof
Alexander Tyler on the 47%. This quote is well over one hundred years old. Tyler was writing about the fall of the Athenian Republic. The only mistake that Romney may have made is in the percentage, not in the fundamental reality of the entitlement class:

"A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves money from the public treasure. From that moment on the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most money from the public treasury, with the result that a democracy always collapses over loose fiscal policy followed by a dictatorship. The average age of the world's great civilizations has been two hundred years. These nations have progressed through the following sequence: from bondage to spiritual faith, from spiritual faith to great courage, from courage to liberty, from liberty to abundance, from abundance to selfishness, from selfishness to complacency from complacency to apathy, from apathy to dependency, from dependency back to bondage."



This is why Obama acts like a dictator. Over 920 executive orders and counting.

woof woof woof
Che Reagan Christ

Medina, OH

#13 Oct 16, 2012
Duke for Mayor wrote:
<quoted text>This is why Obama acts like a dictator. Over 920 executive orders and counting.
woof woof woof
How many?

http://www.archives.gov/federal-register/exec...
hunky77

Akron, OH

#14 Oct 16, 2012
http://youtu.be/M-mLO0ZgOwc

WOW LOOK AT MY EDUCATION from PUBLIC SCHOOLS. LOOKY HOW I TALK LIKE A GHETTO SLUT. WOW WE ARE not impressed .
Duke for Mayor

United States

#15 Oct 16, 2012
Duke for Mayor wrote:
<quoted text>Alexander Tyler on the 47%. This quote is well over one hundred years old. Tyler was writing about the fall of the Athenian Republic. The only mistake that Romney may have made is in the percentage, not in the fundamental reality of the entitlement class:
"A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves money from the public treasure. From that moment on the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most money from the public treasury, with the result that a democracy always collapses over loose fiscal policy followed by a dictatorship. The average age of the world's great civilizations has been two hundred years. These nations have progressed through the following sequence: from bondage to spiritual faith, from spiritual faith to great courage, from courage to liberty, from liberty to abundance, from abundance to selfishness, from selfishness to complacency from complacency to apathy, from apathy to dependency, from dependency back to bondage."
This is why Obama acts like a dictator. Over 920 executive orders and counting.
woof woof woof
You know, it really is pathetic that you would post your drivel under the name I have used for quite a long time now, knowing full well that nobody familiar with my posting on this board would believe it was me.

You're a desperate little twerp with no ability to debate others, camped out in mommy's basement because you can't find work, aren't you?

I doubt its the economy causing your joblessness.

woof
Duke for Mayor

Akron, OH

#16 Oct 16, 2012
Here is what educated me on my former choice...the 25 min audio is quite enlightening

http://www.westernjournalism.com/why-dont-mor...

woof woof woof
Duke for Mayor

United States

#17 Oct 16, 2012
Duke for Mayor wrote:
Here is what educated me on my former choice...the 25 min audio is quite enlightening
http://www.westernjournalism.com/why-dont-mor...
woof woof woof
Can't support your own positions with your own thoughts, in your own writing, can you little boy?

Woof

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