So this bobcat walks into a bar...

So this bobcat walks into a bar...

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“Lohio Bound”

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#1 Mar 27, 2009
... bartender says "HOLY CRAP THERE'S A BOBCAT IN THE BAR!"

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,510792,00...

Can't trust those Ohio U students! They bite! ; )

Spent the night in Cottonwood a couple years ago. Didn't see any bar-hopping bobcats, though.

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ouch, damn thing was rabid.

http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/news...

video:

http://www.azfamily.com/news/local/stories/Co...

“Lohio Bound”

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#2 Mar 31, 2009
First Cottonwood AZ, now Orlando (not Tony):

>>>ORLANDO, Fla.-- Two people suffered scratches and bites when a bobcat attacked them in separate encounters while they hiked in the Citrus County.<<<

http://www.wesh.com/green-pages/19054489/deta...

At least they weren't sitting in a bar.
anonymous1

Akron, OH

#3 Mar 31, 2009
Pinky the "very loving cat" is no joke!

anonymous1

Akron, OH

#4 Mar 31, 2009
This just goes the extra distance for cat-kind.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/...
just saying

Tulsa, OK

#5 Mar 31, 2009
very cute anonymous one
anonymous1

Akron, OH

#6 Mar 31, 2009
Cute?

I never saw a cat that wanted to be "cute". Kittens just are what they are but a tom just plain defines stubborn.

I suppose a story about cats and booze would have been more on target. ;)
Appraisit

Barberton, OH

#7 Apr 1, 2009
Scooter Moonpie wrote:
First Cottonwood AZ, now Orlando (not Tony):
>>>ORLANDO, Fla.-- Two people suffered scratches and bites when a bobcat attacked them in separate encounters while they hiked in the Citrus County.<<<
http://www.wesh.com/green-pages/19054489/deta...
At least they weren't sitting in a bar.
Reading the article it says the patrons climbed up on barstools....yeah, thats a way to get away from a cat....climb up on something...as a father who subsidizes an OU student , this sounds exactly like his peers....in Bowling Green we would let loose pigs into a bar...little less dangerous than a Bobcat....

“Lohio Bound”

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#8 Apr 1, 2009
My cat, as a kitten. She gives the dog his due, but I don't think she'd ever defend her pillow from a bear.

“Lohio Bound”

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#9 Apr 1, 2009
anonymous1

Cleveland, OH

#10 Apr 1, 2009
Scooter Moonpie wrote:
whoops, forgot link.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =dJPNKZ0QLMUXX
Of course, you realize that bears and raccoons are close cousins. Are you sure that Black momma didn't climb up her own family tree? ;D
Righty Whiteman

Medina, OH

#11 Apr 1, 2009
anonymous1 wrote:
<quoted text>
Of course, you realize that bears and raccoons are close cousins. Are you sure that Black momma didn't climb up her own family tree? ;D
Hmmmm...."Black Momma"? Trees? Whatchu talkin''bout Willis?
anonymous1

Akron, OH

#12 Apr 1, 2009
Righty Whiteman wrote:
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Hmmmm...."Black Momma"? Trees? Whatchu talkin''bout Willis?
Actually, nothing so subtle. I just wanted to say "black-e" but the stupid censor biffed me.

I feel so special to be blessed with political correctness.

the REAL action

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#13 Apr 1, 2009
i had me a coke at that bar last year when visiting kin in arizona.no bobcat story just some dam mean looking girls(@@)

“Lohio Bound”

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#14 Apr 14, 2009
What the heck's going on out west? Too many rabid cats, man. Out here we has skunks, fox, coyotes, and ummm raccoons that are rarely hit with rabies.

Getting ripped by a bobcat has to be a very frightening and painful ordeal, let alone the rabies shots.

(Great editing in this report... I'd hate to be "horse" from yelling.)

http://www.kpho.com/news/19173016/detail.html

“The One! The Only! RUKiddingme”

Since: Dec 08

Jersey, Baby!

#15 Apr 14, 2009
Aw, look. All the girls are in this thread talking about kitties.
Duke for Mayor

United States

#16 Apr 16, 2009
naaahh, its just a little ice cream!!!

woof

the REAL action

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#17 Apr 16, 2009
here kittie, kittie ,kittie(@@)
anonymous1

Akron, OH

#18 Apr 17, 2009
Everyone knows that you've got to use the right bait.
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com...

“Lohio Bound”

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#19 Apr 17, 2009
anonymous1 wrote:
Everyone knows that you've got to use the right bait.
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com...
anon, love those LOLcats.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com...

“Lohio Bound”

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#21 Apr 17, 2009
the REAL action wrote:
here kittie, kittie ,kittie(@@)
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com... -

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