Mayor Donny Boy's Bad Back

Mayor Donny Boy's Bad Back

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Old Man Grump

Akron, OH

#1 Mar 19, 2009
Mayor Donny Boy knows he is getting old because his back goes out more often than he does.

Retire now Mayor Donny Boy, and save the people of Akron a lot of money getting you recalled.
LITTLE TYREE

United States

#2 Mar 19, 2009
What will melisa do if she wasn't "akron's first squeeze".....she'd be lost!

“I'm as Mad as Hell...”

Since: Mar 07

Your Neighbor & Friend

#3 Mar 19, 2009
I'll bet those Pan Pan girls are providing wonderful therapy to his bad "back" in China this week.

Grumpster, you know I, myself, could have save Akron taxpayers a small fortune by straightening his back right here. With my boot up his ass.

Mebbe Homewrecker Mel goes with the office. LT, you've speculated that she'd drop The Don like yesterday's Leakin' Beacon once he's deposed. I don't think she'd attract Honest Joe, but from a look at the political landscape here, she'd probably attract a number of the degenerates to the forefront.

I suggested that all the police protesters throw Akron's First Couple a big welcome home by camping at their front door. My idea of a welcome home gift would be a load of Amish Al's fertilizer.
Duke for Mayor

Akron, OH

#4 Mar 19, 2009
I would gladly hump the Happy Homewrecker's legs.

woof
RETURN OF Thong Boy

Bedford, OH

#5 Mar 19, 2009
Duke-you are sick, sloppy seconds, go handle it!

Since: Dec 08

Location hidden

#6 Mar 19, 2009
:)

“I'm as Mad as Hell...”

Since: Mar 07

Your Neighbor & Friend

#8 Mar 19, 2009
Duke,

As I once told Irma the Body face-to-guesswhat one night long, long ago at the Roxy, I'm not putting my mouth on anything that (a certain ethnic man in the front row) has his mouth on first.

In Mel's case, that would be Agent Orange personified.

I trust you're vaccinated.
Duke for Mayor

Akron, OH

#9 Mar 19, 2009
Howard Beale Jr wrote:
Duke,
As I once told Irma the Body face-to-guesswhat one night long, long ago at the Roxy, I'm not putting my mouth on anything that (a certain ethnic man in the front row) has his mouth on first.
In Mel's case, that would be Agent Orange personified.
I trust you're vaccinated.
I said absolutely nothing about putting my mouth one her.

As for the vaccines, you may have a point. I know that I have been vaccinated. The question is, has she?

woof
Duke for Mayor

Akron, OH

#10 Mar 19, 2009
"on her"

must be getting excited here. I hear she does have nice legs, you know?

woof

“I'm as Mad as Hell...”

Since: Mar 07

Your Neighbor & Friend

#11 Mar 19, 2009
Duke for Mayor wrote:
"on her"
must be getting excited here. I hear she does have nice legs, you know?
woof
Don't be fooled by the healthy appearance. Chalky pale flesh masked by tan-in-can residue?

“"It is what it is..."”

Since: Dec 07

Akron, Ohio

#12 Mar 19, 2009
That made me laugh...tan-in-a-can :)

Since: Dec 08

Location hidden

#13 Mar 19, 2009
oh donny boy the hills are shining(@@)
DollyLama

Erie, PA

#14 Mar 20, 2009
whom shall speaketh
ill upon thine mayor
shall have thy pizza
consumed by thine
Marco

Since: Dec 08

Location hidden

#15 Mar 20, 2009
yeah right ill cut marcos left nut off and feed it to don firstTEEHEE(@@)
Lions and Tigers

Kent, OH

#16 Mar 20, 2009
Will trade you Mayors. We'd welcome him in Lakemore, you can have our Mayor and council.

“Lohio Bound”

Since: Oct 07

Location hidden

#17 Mar 20, 2009
the REAL action wrote:
yeah right ill cut marcos left nut off and feed it to don firstTEEHEE(@@)
Porky mountain oysters?
RETURN OF Thong Boy

Bedford, OH

#18 Mar 20, 2009
Mel had been riding him hard, hence the bad back and now he is confined to a cot and spandex Lieberth is nursing him.

Dong is out, Duke, your up! Bring your tongue and lap it up!
Duke for Mayor

Akron, OH

#19 Mar 20, 2009
RETURN OF Thong Boy wrote:
Mel had been riding him hard, hence the bad back and now he is confined to a cot and spandex Lieberth is nursing him.
Dong is out, Duke, your up! Bring your tongue and lap it up!
I will follow Howard's sage advice. Leg humpin good. Tongue stays in mouth.
woof

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