The Fence Test...Can't be Much Clearer
Posted in the Akron Forum
#1 Sep 22, 2012
THE FENCE TEST, THINK ABOUT THIS, IT IS TRUE.
You can't get any more accurate than this!
This is straight forward country thinking...by Jeff Foxworthy
Which side of the fence?
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels..
Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".
Well, I forwarded it.
Ru/Norm(Che)/Puke/tyree will not comment because that cannot refute any of the above...for them it is IMPOSSIBLE
#2 Sep 22, 2012
#3 Sep 22, 2012
I thought you posted last year that you were an independant? You Lyin' Sack of S**t.
Typical Weasel limp wristed progressive liberal. Lying like Hell
#4 Sep 22, 2012
Can't come up with any argument? It must mean the above statements are ALL Truthful. Not like you lying M'effers. You people are sick.
"Liberals are a mental disease" Dr. Michael Savage
#5 Sep 22, 2012
Every single one of the paired statements are absolutely illogical conclusions.
You people are morons.
“The One! The Only! RUKiddingme”
Since: Dec 08
#6 Sep 22, 2012
"Dr." Michael Savage is not allowed in the United Kingdom because they see him for what he is.
#7 Sep 22, 2012
hahaha. well at least describes the rhetoric accurately. just like all conservatives are Bible something extremist right? and they don't care about poor people at all. plus they hate homosexuals. yeah we should focus on this instead of what private central banks are doing to our economy. anybody hear hear about the pipeline we are building in Afghanistan? what does your master tell you to sit and play stupid?
#8 Sep 23, 2012
Only to a liberal/progressive mindset.
A liberal is a legend in his/her own mind
Go sun for mayor Puke I heard tell sawyerwood is in need of one
Your logic will fit the neighborhood
#9 Sep 23, 2012
Lol mayor of sewerwood. Their sign on 91 says "historic". If by historic they mean the residents having high hair and mullets, its makes total sence...
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