Justin Bieber Died Saving World from Certain Destruction
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Since: May 12
#1 Apr 14, 2013
South Korea- Sunday evening, a North Korean nuclear missile sent to destroy South Korea was intercepted thus saving the word from catastrophe. The missile wasn't stopped by China or even an American military effort. No, life-as-we-know-it was preserved when Justin Bieber's private jet was accidentally struck mid-air by the deadly nuke, plunging both bombs to their mutual demise into the Sea of Japan.
Flying out of Bejing from a Saturday night "Starving Orphans of Bejing" benefit concert, the teen songster found himself at the right place and the right time -- and saved the planet from World War III, at best; or Mutually Assured Destruction, at worst.
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