Since: Dec 12

Abingdon, VA

#1 Dec 24, 2012
Any takers?
kesha necessary

Lake City, SC

#2 Dec 25, 2012
Hell yeah. Bring dope.

Since: Dec 12

Charlotte, NC

#3 Dec 27, 2012
That won't be, um, necessary. What are you bringing to the party? I'm bringing my step daddy KERMYT. Look at me sideways and he'll STOMP U. He'll flat foot on your face this Christmas you pigeon-eyed SINNER!!!!
Donkey Member

Huntersville, NC

#4 Dec 27, 2012
Yer all a bunch of penis-eatin' toads. Suffer for New Year's!

Since: Dec 12

Charlotte, NC

#5 Dec 27, 2012
U r meen! this is what i am talking about guyZ...U wouldn't talk 2 mi like that if u new what KERMIT done 2 mi...

I hope u guys don't mind if I konfess sum truths about what my stepdad KERMIT done @ XMAS.


{{{###*BISCUIT FACE***###}}}
He Lives

Ruckersville, VA

#6 Dec 27, 2012
whose kermyt? Where is that school at in brumely gap?Jus never heard of it...

Since: Dec 12

Charlotte, NC

#7 Dec 27, 2012
Kermit is my strepdaddy. He use to beet me with a wiffle ball bat full of brown reclusez

That old school is off Brumley Gap Rd...or used to be anyway. The only time u can see it now is if you go out there on a full moon with an erection and whisper "grizzly Adams" in the moonlight of a winter solstice

Gotta go, here comes Kermit and he's been at the moose lodge uh oh....
Biscuit Face Isnt Funny

Abingdon, VA

#8 Jan 3, 2013
None of your shits funny. Your borderline retarted. Seriously.

Since: Dec 12

New Orleans, LA

#9 Jan 5, 2013
Biscuit Face Isnt Funny wrote:
None of your shits funny. Your borderline retarted. Seriously.

Your = belonging to you
You're = contraction of 'you are'

Most people learn this basic English rule in primary school. Perhaps it's time you returned to remedial reading class.

Then afterward you can let the math teacher measure his penis with your mouth.

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