Overrunning Abingdon
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King Of Grundy

Erwin, TN

#1 Dec 22, 2012
I, the Imperial King Of Grundy, declare that we the people of Grundy, shall overrun and conquer Abingdon, and annex it into our Kingdom. The new kingdom shall be known as Abingrun. Do not oppose us-ours is the only way. We hope to bring to Abingdon the same things that are present in the Kingdom of Grundy-ugly landscape, smelly air, buck tooth people. Yes progress is good- LONG LIVE ABINGRUN!
uhh

Strawberry Plains, TN

#2 Dec 22, 2012
lame
Countryboy

Knoxville, TN

#5 Dec 26, 2012
I say Abingdon should annex the surrounding 6 miles in all directions, charter itself as a city and finally shut its mouth about wanting to do just that. Oh wait... It can't even annex a few thousand acres. Sucks to be that town or a citizen of it.
Sammy Davis Jr

Wake Forest, NC

#6 Dec 26, 2012
Countryboy is a gaylord.
i wish u all knew

Chilhowie, VA

#7 Dec 26, 2012
Your all a bunch of stupid illeterate hillbillys. God how do u stand it here?!?!?!?!?
King Of Grundy

Erwin, TN

#9 Dec 27, 2012
SILENCE!! Such talk is blasphemy! You will be receive 30 lashes from reeds from the Levisa river!
King Of Grundy

Erwin, TN

#10 Dec 27, 2012
i wish u all knew wrote:
Your all a bunch of stupid illeterate hillbillys. God how do u stand it here?!?!?!?!?
IDIOT!! You call us "illeterate hillbillys" and yet you can't spell?? IT should be "Illiterate hillbillies". You're welcome!
Ham Handed Hal

Erwin, TN

#11 Jan 13, 2013
Hey, Kingy! Is there any reeds left in the LevisaRiver???
King Of Grundy

Erwin, TN

#12 Jan 15, 2013
SILENCE, FOOL! There are plenty of reeds left in the Levisa, and you shall feel their sting if you continue with such blasphemy!
Ham Handed Hal

Erwin, TN

#13 Jan 15, 2013
Somebody needs their diaper changed.
Go figure

Knoxville, TN

#14 Jan 18, 2013
The king of grundy must have been put back in his padded room
King Of Grundy

Erwin, TN

#15 Jan 30, 2013
SILENCE!!! Your King is here!! Fear not! Mr Figure, you shall always capitalize"King of Grundy".
Capitalize this

Bristol, VA

#17 Jan 30, 2013
King Of Grundy wrote:
SILENCE!!! Your King is here!! Fear not! Mr Figure, you shall always capitalize"King of Grundy".
What the frick are you smokin' dude? Whatever it is you need to back away from it because it is making you very dillusional!
King Of Grundy

Erwin, TN

#19 Jan 31, 2013
SILENCE FOOL!! You shall incur the wrath of thirty smakes retrieved from Slate Creek!
Capitalize this

Bristol, VA

#20 Jan 31, 2013
King Of Grundy wrote:
SILENCE FOOL!! You shall incur the wrath of thirty smakes retrieved from Slate Creek!
Oh no you didn't just threaten me!
lol

Elizabethton, TN

#21 Jan 31, 2013
I actually met the " King of Grundy" today, he was at the bottom of exit 19 with a sign stating " Im am the King of Grundy, please donate,for thou is this biggest fool, hungrith and need of coins to pay for my Internet charges so I can sit on the couch and wait on my Welfare check and food stamps!!!
Abingdon Native

Erwin, TN

#22 Feb 1, 2013
WTH????????
Who Knows

Charleston, WV

#23 Feb 1, 2013
I would like to buy a bag of that stuff, Must be some real good stuff.
King Of Grundy

Erwin, TN

#24 Feb 5, 2013
Fool! You have blasphemed your King! You shall be sentenced to hard labor, removing the boulders from Slate Creek!
King of Grundy

Erwin, TN

#26 Feb 8, 2013
It is I, your King. I have landed in Grundy. Hail Grundy!

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