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Abbeville, LA

#25 Mar 24, 2013
lemonjello wrote:
I remember sitting in on a city council meeting ten years ago. A citizen registered to speak. This citizen was just an averaga Joe. He never really did anything worthwhile in life. His 4 kids were always in trouble. He spent most of his life indulging in shady habits. He was on his 4th wife. His yard was always dirty. He had stood up at city council meetings before, and was usually asked to cut it short. At this particular meeting, he got up and told everyone he was a child advocate, and it was time the city started doing something for the children. It was time for the council to put the kids first.(my own opinion at the time, was that its time to put a foot in the ass of most children) So he took the stage, and had no intent but to irritate the council.(Everyone saw right through his charade, and knew he didn't give a dam about any kids) Yet I watched the city council hesitate to shut him up because they didn't want to be seen telling a man who claimed he "spoke for the children" To shut up and sit down. So they let him rattle on for a half hour. The citizen knew that any other subject, and he would have been shut down after five minutes.
Humble man could be this exact man. He wants a stage. He wants to irritate, He wants to use God as a means to "comman an audience". I repeat, he wants to use God, he does not want to honor God. Surely no one could tell a man of God to shut up. To you I say "shut up". I wouldn't say that to real man of God, but to you, I would.
More like he's attempting to use God in a futile effort to delude himself into believing that he's some sort of righteous while he is, in fact, simply judgemental (and basically useless). Very transparent.
MrsCuldesac

United States

#26 Mar 24, 2013
This MF was drunk last night, can't y'all tell?
Lol, I honestly am thinking about going down to this church very soon, I went to school with the pastor, as he was older then myself... I'm sure he would remember MrsC.! I don't think none forget my big mouth! And I do have a few questions I'd like to ask him in person. Does anyone know the dates & times their church opens its doors?
I think I could spot this Judas of a man out!
What should I wear? Hhhmm,
My Flea Market outfit? All cheerful and ladylike, or my Hooker suit, the one I used to wear to the cattle festival? Probably the hoOker, that way he will notice moi'!
MrsCuldesac

United States

#27 Mar 24, 2013
Lemon jello, very well said! You are so very correct!
MrsCuldesac

United States

#28 Mar 24, 2013
You think all that go to this church, think this way? Kmsl... Forked island, that's not too far to travel!
Mitchell

Oklahoma City, OK

#31 Mar 24, 2013
Ugly truth wrote:
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Go hooker, yep defiantly hooker
Hookas get to heaven too. Mary Magdeline made it!
Fluffed the right one,I guess.
MrsCuldesac

Humble, TX

#33 Mar 24, 2013
Yep, I'm going to wear the Boots with da fur and all! You know my African Grey sings dat song to me when I get dressed up, in dat suit! He sings it so good! Lol
Boots with da Fur, low, low, low! Wahoo, get down, lowwww... Maybe I should bring my Parrot with me to the service, well you know so I can have the Music and stuff!
I bet Humble man would shit! I mean Fart! Hahaha
MrsCuldesac

Humble, TX

#34 Mar 24, 2013
Mitchell wrote:
<quoted text>Hookas get to heaven too. Mary Magdeline made it!
Fluffed the right one,I guess.
Wait this is so true Mitch, but Fluffed the right one? Fluffed is farted in my household! She farted on the right one, no its ok I get it! She fluffed! Too funny... Not at Our Mary Magdeline but the Fluffed part!
Mitchell

Oklahoma City, OK

#35 Mar 24, 2013
MrsCuldesac wrote:
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Wait this is so true Mitch, but Fluffed the right one? Fluffed is farted in my household! She farted on the right one, no its ok I get it! She fluffed! Too funny... Not at Our Mary Magdeline but the Fluffed part!
Well, you shoulda explained dat way back when! Lmao.
Fluffers are used behind the scenes in the porn industry. When you said you fluffed somone and you sinned dats what some of us were refering to.
I'm glad you cleared dat up.
I had a vision of dat! Lol!
MrsCuldesac

Humble, TX

#36 Mar 24, 2013
Roflmao, haha thanks

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