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Deep Pressure

Oklahoma City, OK

#1 Mar 17, 2013
There is absolutely nothing that satisfies me more than ripping out a silent gas cloud in public and then calmly walk away only to know that it will linger around long enough to invade and burn innocent bystanders nose hairs.
Mitchell

Oklahoma City, OK

#2 Mar 17, 2013
Deep Pressure wrote:
There is absolutely nothing that satisfies me more than ripping out a silent gas cloud in public and then calmly walk away only to know that it will linger around long enough to invade and burn innocent bystanders nose hairs.
Ahh, the gift that keeps on giving. Even after you're gone.

Since: Dec 11

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#3 Mar 17, 2013
Well this is certainly a breath of fresh air. We needed a change of thread. Thank you!
wa wa

Delcambre, LA

#4 Mar 18, 2013
hey i laid on the oter day in wall mart while nobody in the isle... a deeeeep hot fryer, the silent kind.....wonderd whose nose hairs got fringed... lol
hello

Call, TX

#5 Mar 18, 2013
Thought it was another "Praise The Lord " conversation...not that I don't praise The Lord everyday,but really,on Topix!
Winning Donkey

Baton Rouge, LA

#6 Mar 18, 2013
Last week I was in the mall and tried to fart. It didn't go so well, I ended up crapping in my pants. It was then time to go home....yep, I just wanted to share that info with y'all.
last screen name ever

Lafayette, LA

#7 Mar 18, 2013
i was at sams in the ladies room. I dropped my shorts to the floor to pee. i suddenly noticed the floor was all wet and my shorts were laying in a pool of unknown liquid. they were kaki so the wet spot look black on my shorts. i ended up rushing from the store and driving back to abbevile with someone elses pee all over my ass talk about gross. i look now before i drop
Yea

Abbeville, LA

#8 Mar 18, 2013
Deep Pressure wrote:
There is absolutely nothing that satisfies me more than ripping out a silent gas cloud in public and then calmly walk away only to know that it will linger around long enough to invade and burn innocent bystanders nose hairs.
But you can tell who did the nasty deed, the one walking away, gives you away everytime....!!

Since: Dec 11

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#9 Mar 18, 2013
last screen name ever wrote:
i was at sams in the ladies room. I dropped my shorts to the floor to pee. i suddenly noticed the floor was all wet and my shorts were laying in a pool of unknown liquid. they were kaki so the wet spot look black on my shorts. i ended up rushing from the store and driving back to abbevile with someone elses pee all over my ass talk about gross. i look now before i drop
I too have had an experience like that. Better look before you drop them. lol I make it a policy to never drop to the floor.
Mitchell

Oklahoma City, OK

#10 Mar 18, 2013
last screen name ever wrote:
i was at sams in the ladies room. I dropped my shorts to the floor to pee. i suddenly noticed the floor was all wet and my shorts were laying in a pool of unknown liquid. they were kaki so the wet spot look black on my shorts. i ended up rushing from the store and driving back to abbevile with someone elses pee all over my ass talk about gross. i look now before i drop
Don't mean to laugh at dat but I couldn't help it. Got one even worse than dat and it was no laughing matter at the time.
Was working in a coker/crude unit in Baytown, tx. I was wearing a nomex suit. Well, I was working 200ft up and caught the bubble guts, so I made my way down like a fireman on a pole. The porta let's were located outside the unit!! Well, I ran across the unit like the road runner not caring who was watching.
It was the night shift and they never put those nasty things where there are lights.
Thank you, higher power! Made it. Managed to wrestle off my harness and lanyards, walk into pitch darkness, get my nomex wrestled down to the floor
and detoxify, explosively!
After the relief set in, I gathered up my nomex and slipped it back on. Carried my harness in my hand till I got back to the scaffold where I was not greeted to kindly by my coworkers. Seems some yo-yo had not been so fortunate as to making it on time. Had somebody elses do do on the outside of my suit! I was PO'ed!
Then there comes the questions of how did u manage to do dat on the outside of your suit and all the kidding associated with that. Even though they know better.
Company gladly switched out my nomex immediately and I was thankful but I often wonder what they did with the soiled one cause they keep a close count on those things.
Betcha ole girl working the nomex room put that in a plastic bag then in the dumpster and padded the count book.
And I don't blame her one bit!

Since: Dec 11

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#11 Mar 18, 2013
You can bet Yawn will be chiming in soon on this one. lol

Since: Dec 11

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#12 Mar 18, 2013
Speaking of shit and other disgusting things. Let's talk about the Pope right here over the toilet where this belongs....... The Popes Evil Past..... Do not believe the bus riding dog and pony show. The nasty back ground of Pope Jorge Mario Bergoglio speaks for itself! The secret oath taken by Jesuit Priest is to extermenate ALL heretics and Jorge took this oath! Now Wipe and flush!!!
Mitchell

Baton Rouge, LA

#13 Mar 18, 2013
NOTFADEAWAY wrote:
Speaking of shit and other disgusting things. Let's talk about the Pope right here over the toilet where this belongs....... The Popes Evil Past..... Do not believe the bus riding dog and pony show. The nasty back ground of Pope Jorge Mario Bergoglio speaks for itself! The secret oath taken by Jesuit Priest is to extermenate ALL heretics and Jorge took this oath! Now Wipe and flush!!!
But( pun intended), that's been the pope's job for over two thousand years!
All the while sinning quite vigorously themselves. Seems god forgives only believers who sin.

Since: Dec 11

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#14 Mar 18, 2013
Mitchell wrote:
<quoted text>But( pun intended), that's been the pope's job for over two thousand years!
All the while sinning quite vigorously themselves. Seems god forgives only believers who sin.
Well if that's the case I'm good. lol
Mitchell

Oklahoma City, OK

#15 Mar 18, 2013
NOTFADEAWAY wrote:
<quoted text>Well if that's the case I'm good. lol
Me too.
Don't have much free time these days but you've piqued my curiousity. I like people who raise awareness. Especially my own.
If ya come across any interesting links, please post them.
Mitchell

Oklahoma City, OK

#18 Mar 18, 2013
NOTFADEAWAY wrote:
<quoted text>Well if that's the case I'm good. lol
Dat didn't come out right.
God only forgives sinners who BELIEVE!
Mitchell

Oklahoma City, OK

#19 Mar 18, 2013
Oh hell, you get my drift!
MrsCuldesac

Call, TX

#20 Mar 18, 2013
Mitchell wrote:
<quoted text>Dat didn't come out right.
God only forgives sinners who BELIEVE!
Well I'm a sinner Who Believes...
And is it a sin when asked, was that you who Fluffed? And You have to Lie, because you don't want to be embarrassed, in front of your company! Especially, drinking Wine....Kmsl... Hey, MrsC. Eats good!
I hope the Good Lord can forgive dat!
I think he will, he knows I truly love him and all he created! ;)
MrsCuldesac

Call, TX

#21 Mar 18, 2013
I hope I'm triple good,
And to That's nice no need to respond!
I don't listen to what negative people say!
Mitchell

Oklahoma City, OK

#23 Mar 18, 2013
MrsCuldesac wrote:
<quoted text>
Well I'm a sinner Who Believes...
And is it a sin when asked, was that you who Fluffed? And You have to Lie, because you don't want to be embarrassed, in front of your company! Especially, drinking Wine....Kmsl... Hey, MrsC. Eats good!
I hope the Good Lord can forgive dat!
I think he will, he knows I truly love him and all he created! ;)
Im not sure where you're going.
The only time I ever heard of "fluffers" was in a niche business in California. If you're truly sorry about your actions, you are forgiven.

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