Thought For The Day
Mitchell

United States

#775 Aug 30, 2013
word wrote:
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Very Creative...
I could live large in that treehouse.
Did you check out the floor?
Right

Abbeville, LA

#776 Aug 30, 2013
Mitchell wrote:
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I could live large in that treehouse.
Did you check out the floor?
right. You aren't particular. Remember dawn?
Mitchell

United States

#777 Aug 30, 2013
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die. "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. "Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him. Most importantly, make love to him regularly. "If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely." On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?" "He said you're going to die," she replied.

Since: Dec 11

Location hidden

#778 Aug 30, 2013
Right wrote:
<quoted text>right. You aren't particular. Remember dawn?
That sounds odd coming from someone on thier fouth go round.
scoop

Abbeville, LA

#779 Aug 30, 2013
Dutchess wrote:
Pray for Mr. Ronnie
I heard he has a messed up knee from those dumb fools & had surgery.
word

Abbeville, LA

#780 Aug 30, 2013
Mitchell wrote:
<quoted text>I could live large in that treehouse.
Did you check out the floor?
I could live in it too, nice!
sedgewood

Lafayette, LA

#781 Aug 30, 2013
Mitchell wrote:
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I could live large in that treehouse.
Did you check out the floor?
But when you come home drunk, I see there being a safety issue.
sedgewood

Lafayette, LA

#782 Aug 30, 2013
Does anyone know why they call that female condition PMS? I do. It's because mad cow disease was already taken.
Hahaha

Gueydan, LA

#783 Aug 30, 2013
Mitchell wrote:
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die. "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. "Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him. Most importantly, make love to him regularly. "If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely." On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?" "He said you're going to die," she replied.
LMAO..........
Mitchell

United States

#784 Aug 30, 2013
sedgewood wrote:
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But when you come home drunk, I see there being a safety issue.
Really, worse than Fred driving from Lafayette to abbeville drunk?
How many people are going to get killed ascending a tree house? Maybe one at a time.
You're an epic failure.
Mitchell

United States

#785 Aug 30, 2013
NOTFADEAWAY wrote:
<quoted text>That sounds odd coming from someone on thier fouth go round.
Odd, is way too kind.
sedgewood

Lafayette, LA

#786 Aug 31, 2013
If 100 men were polled, 95 would accept living in that tree house. What is it about a man and a tree house? Its an unrealized boyhood dream. When we were kids, our tree house consisted of 5 boards nailed across two limbs in a tree. No one was helping us build it, and they sure weren't going to buy us any wood for the project. It appears that the boyhood dream of a tree house with four walls and a roof never left most of us. My problem, was that there weren't any practical trees on our lot that we could build in. The good trees were in someone elses yard. and I still don't have a decent tree in my yard that would accept a good sized tree house.
Mitchell

United States

#787 Aug 31, 2013
Gina got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for a snow plow and follow it".

Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes.

Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing.

She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow.

The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with Wal-Mart; now you can follow me over to K-Mart."
Mitchell

United States

#788 Sep 4, 2013
HIGH TECHNOLOGY

After havin' dug to a depth of 10feet last year, New York scientist found traces of copper wire datin' back 100 years and came to da conclusion dat dere ancestors already had a telephone network more Dan 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by New Yorkers , in da weeks dat followed , California scientists dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, headlines in da LA Times newspaper read:
California Archaeologist have found traces of 200 year old copper wire and have concluded dat dere ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier dan da New Yorkers.

One week later , " The Morning Advocate", a local newspaper in Baton Rouge reported da following:
After digging as deep as 30 feet in rice fields near Crowley, Boudreaux, a self taught archaeologist reported dat he found absolutely nothin'!

Boudreaux has derefore concluded dat 300 years ago, Louisiana had already gone wireless.
Mitchell

United States

#789 Sep 4, 2013
You know you're from Louisiana if:
...you save newspapers, not for recycling but for tableclothes at crawfish boils.
...you've eaten at one or more of these restaurants AND know how to pronounce dem: Tujagues,Jacques-Imo's, Gallatoire's, Ralph & Kacoo's, Brunet's, or Mulatte's.
...you sit down to eat boiled crawfish and your host says, " don't eat da dead ones" and you know what he means.

Since: Dec 11

Location hidden

#790 Sep 4, 2013
Tujagues was the first restaurant I ever went to that had no menu. Lol You ate whatever the chef had cooked that night! It was fair I guess. It was apparently prime rib night. Half cooked cow in a pool of blood! Come to think of it. I never had such a horrible night! OMG LOL never mind.
mysterymix

Lafayette, LA

#791 Sep 4, 2013
Why do we park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway?
Boxer

Abbeville, LA

#792 Sep 5, 2013
NOTFADEAWAY wrote:
Tujagues was the first restaurant I ever went to that had no menu. Lol You ate whatever the chef had cooked that night! It was fair I guess. It was apparently prime rib night. Half cooked cow in a pool of blood! Come to think of it. I never had such a horrible night! OMG LOL never mind.
bitching again. You stay on your period
MrsCuldesac

Romayor, TX

#793 Sep 5, 2013
Boxer, you just will never learn! Stupid is as stupid does!

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Tacoma, WA

#794 Sep 8, 2013
These are real statements made by real officers but the names were changed to

Deputy said to Mrsv
Relax the handcuffs are tight because they are new. They'll stretch after you wear them for awhile.
Officer Stelly said
Can you run faster than 1200 feet a second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that will be chasing you.
Chief Coleman said
You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?
Officer Jay said
No sir, we don't have a quota anymore, we can write as many tickets as we can.
Officer said to Fred
I'm glad to hear you are a personal friend of the Sheriff so you will have someone who can post your nail.
Sheriff said to Mitchell
If you take your hands off the car I'llake your birth certificate a worthless docent.
Officer said to Fadeway
You didn't think we gave tickets to pretty women? We don't. Sign here.

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