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A thread dedicated for random thoughts, whatnots and funnys.

...a person who wears no underwear will never change...
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Woodsman_1 wrote:
A thread dedicated for random thoughts, whatnots and funnys.

...a person who wears no underwear will never change...
Now that's funny

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How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

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when a person tell's you it's hotter than hell how would they know??
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My buddy invented powdered water. He has a patent on it. He just can't figure out what to mix it with.
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camperman wrote:
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Now that's funny
You know what is also funny is when that Santa Dan dude posts and it is so easy to recognize him any how he uses other screen names.
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Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

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What would you call an orange if it wasn't orange?
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What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
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Woodsman_1 wrote:
What would you call an orange if it wasn't orange?
A green orange.

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if a apple a day can keep the doctor away just think what you can keep away with a gun

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Many years ago, while riding with a friend who was stoned, he requested directions. I informed him he should remain on the same road in a straight path.
To which his reply was ...."Dude, never go straight, go forward"!

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what is the diff. between gas pump and ex. wife[ex wife get's less money from you]
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Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

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When contemplating my future as a youngster, my uncle gave me some unforgetable advice.

....son, he said, "It's way better to be a smart feller than a fart smeller!
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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Dawn Marcelle wrote:
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Do you remember Elvis singing the end is near? Just a thought Ahee ma-cherie, you may sooner than later have an orange jail bird zook suit during the opposite side interview and when it happens your lingerie will be a thing in the past. LOL aheeee !!!!!!
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I figured it out. "you don't always get to choose your own path. Sometimes the path chooses you".
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You didn't inherit the Earth from your father.
You are borrowing it from your children.

I can hear the drums beating from my room!

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When I die, I want to go just like my grandfather. Peacefully in my sleep.
Not in abject terror like the other four people in the car with him.

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