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Woodsman_1

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#1 Apr 22, 2011
A thread dedicated for random thoughts, whatnots and funnys.

...a person who wears no underwear will never change...
camperman

Abbeville, LA

#2 Apr 22, 2011
Woodsman_1 wrote:
A thread dedicated for random thoughts, whatnots and funnys.

...a person who wears no underwear will never change...
Now that's funny

Woodsman_1

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#3 Apr 22, 2011
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

Since: Apr 11

Delcambre, LA

#4 Apr 22, 2011
when a person tell's you it's hotter than hell how would they know??
TMJ712

Abbeville, LA

#5 Apr 22, 2011
My buddy invented powdered water. He has a patent on it. He just can't figure out what to mix it with.
Stell Lee

Pennsauken, NJ

#6 Apr 22, 2011
camperman wrote:
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Now that's funny
You know what is also funny is when that Santa Dan dude posts and it is so easy to recognize him any how he uses other screen names.
Dawn Marcelle

Everett, WA

#7 Apr 22, 2011
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

Woodsman_1

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#8 Apr 22, 2011
What would you call an orange if it wasn't orange?
Dawn Marcelle

Everett, WA

#9 Apr 22, 2011
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
Dawn Marcelle

Everett, WA

#10 Apr 22, 2011
Woodsman_1 wrote:
What would you call an orange if it wasn't orange?
A green orange.

Since: Apr 11

Delcambre, LA

#11 Apr 22, 2011
if a apple a day can keep the doctor away just think what you can keep away with a gun

Woodsman_1

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#12 Apr 22, 2011
Many years ago, while riding with a friend who was stoned, he requested directions. I informed him he should remain on the same road in a straight path.
To which his reply was ...."Dude, never go straight, go forward"!

Since: Apr 11

Delcambre, LA

#13 Apr 22, 2011
what is the diff. between gas pump and ex. wife[ex wife get's less money from you]
Dawn Marcelle

Everett, WA

#14 Apr 22, 2011
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

Woodsman_1

Since: Jul 10

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#15 Apr 22, 2011
When contemplating my future as a youngster, my uncle gave me some unforgetable advice.

....son, he said, "It's way better to be a smart feller than a fart smeller!
Dawn Marcelle

Everett, WA

#16 Apr 22, 2011
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Wrong

Kaplan, LA

#17 Apr 22, 2011
Dawn Marcelle wrote:
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Do you remember Elvis singing the end is near? Just a thought Ahee ma-cherie, you may sooner than later have an orange jail bird zook suit during the opposite side interview and when it happens your lingerie will be a thing in the past. LOL aheeee !!!!!!
JohnnyRotten

Abbeville, LA

#18 Apr 22, 2011
I figured it out. "you don't always get to choose your own path. Sometimes the path chooses you".
Earth Day

Olympia, WA

#19 Apr 22, 2011
You didn't inherit the Earth from your father.
You are borrowing it from your children.

I can hear the drums beating from my room!

Woodsman_1

Since: Jul 10

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#20 Apr 23, 2011
When I die, I want to go just like my grandfather. Peacefully in my sleep.
Not in abject terror like the other four people in the car with him.

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