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Woodsman_1

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#1 Sep 15, 2012
You know, I'm cooking that A-2-Fay for my guest and she just can't figure out why ole woods' cooking smells so good.
Well, it's pretty basic. Equal parts of real butter and flour, browned lightly, not too dark. Then add the trinity.
Now, woods likes plenty garlic and all recipes can be adjusted to taste.

My secret weapon today is this.
I'm using tomatos that have been skinned. When I freeze them, I add several sprigs if fresh basil to each pack of two or three tomatos.
This house does smell fantastic!

When that cooks down to the right consistency, I'll add the seafood right at the end and lower the fire.

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Woodsman_1

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#2 Sep 15, 2012
One of the simplest, most effective seasonings for hamburgers, hamburger steaks or killer meatballs is still Lipton Onion Soup mix( or store brand).
One pack will do 1 1/2lbs to 2lbs of ground beef.
I always add a little water to the beef so the dehydrated onions can rehydrate. It's gunna cook out anyway.
Overnight is good but one or two days is better for flavor.

I have been in settings where the women(and everyone) literally ate entirely
too much. Then the Gestapo interrogations begin.
"Well,how do you get your meatballs to have that much onion flavor. I chop my onions super fine and put plenty, but they're not as good as yours."

Secrets, secrets.
They'd think you were playing head games if you told them it came out of a box and how simple cooking is.

“Karma is my friend”

Since: Feb 11

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#3 Sep 16, 2012
Woodsman_1 wrote:
You know, I'm cooking that A-2-Fay for my guest and she just can't figure out why ole woods' cooking smells so good.
Here's a secret for ya Ole Woody,
Your house smells like a cat chit box because you fed 30 ferel cats and let them live under the place for a decade or more. I know, I was there but was polite and didn't point it out to ya.

And let me get this straight, you had a hot woman in your house slobbering for some A-2-Fay yesterday, but you ignored her while you typed on Topix every 30 minutes? Is her last name iPhone? Or G3?

You're such a fkn phony.

Since: Dec 11

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#4 Sep 16, 2012
Dawn Marcelle wrote:
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Here's a secret for ya Ole Woody,
Your house smells like a cat chit box because you fed 30 ferel cats and let them live under the place for a decade or more. I know, I was there but was polite and didn't point it out to ya.
And let me get this straight, you had a hot woman in your house slobbering for some A-2-Fay yesterday, but you ignored her while you typed on Topix every 30 minutes? Is her last name iPhone? Or G3?
You're such a fkn phony.
lol ouch!

Woodsman_1

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#5 Sep 16, 2012
Dawn Marcelle wrote:
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Here's a secret for ya Ole Woody,
Your house smells like a cat chit box because you fed 30 ferel cats and let them live under the place for a decade or more. I know, I was there but was polite and didn't point it out to ya.
And let me get this straight, you had a hot woman in your house slobbering for some A-2-Fay yesterday, but you ignored her while you typed on Topix every 30 minutes? Is her last
name iPhone? Or G3?
You're such a fkn phony.
She brings her laptop with her, EVERYWHERE. She keeps me informed of your latest insanity. She keeps a close eye on you.
Even when I'm cooking. She encourages me to defend myself.
You can't defend insanity!!!!!!!!
I said she was company.
You said she was a "hot babe".
You're not worth the effort to respond to.
Sounds like you have some lesbian issues.


She thought it would be a good topic for people to enjoy with positive input.
But we knew when you got drunk you would derail it with hatred and make a fool out of yourself.

Even bad Cajun cooking smells better than
a can of peas or cheerios.
Your pitiful attempt for attention at any cost disgusts all of us.

Since: Dec 11

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#6 Sep 16, 2012
Woody if everyone took care of strays like you and I as well it would be a better world. I bet she is so self centered that she has no love for the strays of this world. Beautiful day on the water today I hate to leave. But leave I must. Looks like A-town all week.

Woodsman_1

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#7 Sep 16, 2012
NOTFADEAWAY wrote:
Woody if everyone took care of strays like you and I as well it would be a better world. I bet she is so self centered that she has no love for the strays of this world. Beautiful day on the water today I hate to leave. But leave I must. Looks like A-town all week.
I'm aware of your unselfishness regarding the strays!
Beautiful day it was, indeed.
Success can't be measured in percentages or volume. Success is limited.
If only one stray can be nurtured back to health, it is worth it.
A perfect track record is impossible.
I hear your track record is quite remarkable.
...with a few exceptions...lol

Since: Dec 11

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#8 Sep 16, 2012
Woodsman_1 wrote:
<quoted text>I'm aware of your unselfishness regarding the strays!
Beautiful day it was, indeed.
Success can't be measured in percentages or volume. Success is limited.
If only one stray can be nurtured back to health, it is worth it.
A perfect track record is impossible.
I hear your track record is quite remarkable.
...with a few exceptions...lol
I Thank you!

“Karma is my friend”

Since: Feb 11

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#9 Sep 16, 2012
Woodsman_1 wrote:
<quoted text> She brings her laptop with her, EVERYWHERE. She keeps me informed of your latest insanity. She keeps a close eye on you.
Even when I'm cooking. She encourages me to defend myself.
You can't defend insanity!!!!!!!!
I said she was company.
You said she was a "hot babe".
You're not worth the effort to respond to.
Sounds like you have some lesbian issues.
She thought it would be a good topic for people to enjoy with positive input.
But we knew when you got drunk you would derail it with hatred and make a fool out of yourself.
Even bad Cajun cooking smells better than
a can of peas or cheerios.
Your pitiful attempt for attention at any cost disgusts all of us.
That's a lengthy response to someone you claim isn't worth the effort to respond to.

So your COMPANY wasn't a hot babe, she was hungry for garlic cat turds. OK. She's keeping close tabs on me, so you say, keeping you informed on my important day to day activity.

Tell us, why were seven police units in front of my place asking for my help this morning? C'mon, it was important, I'm on the official record.
Surely your important Federali COMPANY can fill you in with the details.

Yeah, sure, you're plugged in. Tell us all about it.

Since: Dec 11

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#10 Sep 16, 2012
Dawn Marcelle wrote:
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That's a lengthy response to someone you claim isn't worth the effort to respond to.
So your COMPANY wasn't a hot babe, she was hungry for garlic cat turds. OK. She's keeping close tabs on me, so you say, keeping you informed on my important day to day activity.
Tell us, why were seven police units in front of my place asking for my help this morning? C'mon, it was important, I'm on the official record.
Surely your important Federali COMPANY can fill you in with the details.
Yeah, sure, you're plugged in. Tell us all about it.
Did you forget to take your meds? Lmao

Woodsman_1

Since: Jul 10

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#11 Sep 17, 2012
Dawn Marcelle wrote:
<quoted text>
That's a lengthy response to someone you claim isn't worth the effort to respond to.
So your COMPANY wasn't a hot babe, she was hungry for garlic cat turds. OK. She's keeping close tabs on me, so you say, keeping you informed on my important day to day activity.
Tell us, why were seven police units in front of my place asking for my help this morning? C'mon, it was important, I'm on the official record.
Surely your important Federali COMPANY can fill you in with the details.
Yeah, sure, you're plugged in. Tell us all about it.
Ok.
It was your catbox that was super smelly.
Your cat has to literally poop on the carpet because you are too lazy empty the box.
That's nice!
Now, go cook some cheerios!

Woodsman_1

Since: Jul 10

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#12 Sep 17, 2012
I just had to borrow that line MrsC.
Just to see how it felt.
I like it!

Since: Jan 09

Abbeville, LA

#13 Sep 17, 2012
Woodsman_1 wrote:
I just had to borrow that line MrsC.
Just to see how it felt.
I like it!
"Neither a borrower nor a Lender be". LOL, sorry couldn't resist. have a great Monday and try to stay dry!

Since: Dec 11

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#14 Sep 17, 2012
Woodsman_1 wrote:
<quoted text>Ok.
It was your catbox that was super smelly.
Your cat has to literally poop on the carpet because you are too lazy empty the box.
That's nice!
Now, go cook some cheerios!
Hard to believe any creature would like her other than a snake.

Woodsman_1

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#15 Sep 17, 2012
loldrugwar wrote:
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"Neither a borrower nor a Lender be". LOL, sorry couldn't resist. have a great Monday and try to stay dry!
Its been coming down steadily since about 5am. We're really slow at the shop today so we are cooking a turtle sauce piquant.
Instead of tomato paste or sauce, were are trying extra spicy V-8 in it's place.

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MrsCuldesac

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#16 Sep 17, 2012
That sounds awesome Woody! You can use it anytime! And make sure you Say it with that Cajun twist, Makes it sound so Goood! Mai's dats nice! Especially to Dawn.

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Woodsman_1

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#17 Sep 17, 2012
MrsCuldesac wrote:
That sounds awesome Woody! You can use it anytime! And make sure you Say it with that Cajun twist, Makes it sound so Goood! Mai's dats nice! Especially to Dawn.
Mai's, j'ai Bon qui(I'm good, yeah)
you know I can already "whistle in French"!
Lol.

Woodsman_1

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#18 Sep 18, 2012
I was thinking about many of the older recipes I saw being prepared prepared as a youngster. I'm just curious if anyone still cooks in this manner. The thought of preparing a dish in this fashion hasn't crossed my mind for years.

My grandmother hardly ever used roux. After a good seasoning and a good browning of wild game( mostly squirrel and rabbit) she would smother that down.
As we always had plenty on hand, she never used water, only homemade plum or blackberry wine as the liquid.
It would give the meat a wonderful color and very sweet flavor. As it reduced, it thickened very well.
Of course, the wine was only so so but it was acceptable for cooking. Very different from the quality and techniques I use today.

But you already know no meal is complete until you .....cook sum rice!!!!....
MrsCuldesac

United States

#19 Sep 18, 2012
My uncles cooks that way with the roux with wild game! Awesome! I believe passing on the old fashioned secret cooking ways to my granddaughter, who just loves to help in the kitchen! The best way to bond! We even got my grandson enjoying it too! We let him cook da Rice! That reminds me going pick up some of that jasmine rice, need to try it! Now I'm hungry speaking of cooking , lol lol

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#20 Sep 18, 2012
MrsCuldesac wrote:
My uncles cooks that way with the roux with wild game! Awesome! I believe passing on the old fashioned secret cooking ways to my granddaughter, who just loves to help in the kitchen! The best way to bond! We even got my grandson enjoying it too! We let him cook da Rice! That reminds me going pick up some of that jasmine rice, need to try it! Now I'm hungry speaking of cooking , lol lol
LOL.
Cooking and the knowledge possesed is one of the most bonding things in life!!!!

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