Need a Rehab House


#1 Dec 20, 2013
Do you need a place to crash?
Flop house evict you?
Need a place to serve out your probation for drug or alcohol crimes? Car theft? Computer fraud? Assault and battery? Feeling suicidal?
Mesa Del Norte is the place for you!
We take anyone. We can arrange for you to get free rent!
All our apartments are in the Los Alamos school district, so your kids will be treated for the abuse and neglect they endure at home at school, all due to other people's taxes!
So move in today!

Tell 'em, Dino sent you!
Sponsored by the Los Alamos Police Department and Dunlap&Magee. Don't let our good reputation fool you. We truly don't care!

Fail a drug test? Let us tell you how you can snitch and manipulate your way back into good graces with the probation officer.

Buffalo, NY

#2 Dec 20, 2013
Dont understand

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