Israeli troops begin Gaza pullout as Hamas declares cease-fire

TRD wrote:

<quoted text>Flour and an egg...how fattening can it be?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =htUIdAY33MoXX

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""En halv sandwich""

Moishe, for his Bar Mitzvah, got from his Godfather money, the address and the working hours of this lady of the night..to go have fun for the first time in 13 years.

Godfather obviously hasn't been there for a long time, because the amount of money wasn't enough.

Moishe tells Svety:
- I understand this is only half of today's going rate. However, considering that I rode my bike aaaalll the way from the other side of town and I don't even have in my pocket one more shekel to add .. would you agree to do it anyway, and I will introduce only Half of My Penis..??

Svety agrees … and explains Moishe the protocol and sequence of the acts that they are about to perform.

- Moishe, do you have any position that you prefer..??
- Indeed, we are going to do doggy style..!!

Svety gets in position … and Moishe full of confidence pushes all the way
forward..!!!

- Heyyyy, what is this..?? I thought I heard you say Only Half of It..
- You are right, Svety …however, I didn't specify which Half..

Shananananana4pali wrote:

<quoted text> so in fact, u believe that the state of Israeli existence is in danger at the hands of a powerful Hamas?
Lol, what exactly equates to "10 times the force" of a rock? A boulder, maybe two if they're small?

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This must be Nana.

Hey, lady .. are we talkin da'same Ham ass..??
While yours are throwing 'stones'.... mine, are firing ROCKETS AND USING THE INNOCENT CIVILIANS AS HUMAN SHIELDS..!!

Change the CD.
It's about time.

There's a lot of work to do.

...and incidently, one of the rockets the Freedom Fighters shot across the border, was intercepted near Betlehem..!!
But hey, you don't have to take my word for it.

My friends in Yaffo are sad and hurt (one of them has a brother and a large family in Gaza)..
The good news is, this time we all agree. This time the armed wing of Hamas has to be totally destroyed..

Nana, I have nothing personal against you.
If a rocket lands on the hood, chances are the shrapnel is going to hurt more Arabs than Jews.

CHANGE THE CD.
IT'S ABOUT TIME.

voice of peace wrote:

<quoted text>.
""En halv sandwich""
Moishe, for his Bar Mitzvah, got from his Godfather money, the address and the working hours of this lady of the night..to go have fun for the first time in 13 years.
Godfather obviously hasn't been there for a long time, because the amount of money wasn't enough.
Moishe tells Svety:
- I understand this is only half of today's going rate. However, considering that I rode my bike aaaalll the way from the other side of town and I don't even have in my pocket one more shekel to add .. would you agree to do it anyway, and I will introduce only Half of My Penis..??
Svety agrees … and explains Moishe the protocol and sequence of the acts that they are about to perform.
- Moishe, do you have any position that you prefer..??
- Indeed, we are going to do doggy style..!!
Svety gets in position … and Moishe full of confidence pushes all the way
forward..!!!
- Heyyyy, what is this..?? I thought I heard you say Only Half of It..
- You are right, Svety …however, I didn't specify which Half..

Best line in the whole damn movie. Be nice to Nana, she's dual-conflicted. She's torn between the suffering in Palestine and the suffering in Ukraine.

Have you seen this one?

TRD, when you have un minuto...

... what is all this aggravating and stupid new PUZZLE shmazzle thing for..??

This lady I grew up with, has thousands of friends in the F'book.

When I send her a private message it has to include anywhere within the text a certain eight digits password ... otherwise the message bounces back..

TRD, la gente esta muy loca .... wtf..??

TRD wrote:

<quoted text>Best line in the whole damn movie. Be nice to Nana, she's dual-conflicted. She's torn between the suffering in Palestine and the suffering in Ukraine.
Have you seen this one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =h6uq4OCla2cXX

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Yaa,..... you go tell'em Ray..

voice of peace wrote:

TRD, when you have un minuto...
... what is all this aggravating and stupid new PUZZLE shmazzle thing for..??
This lady I grew up with, has thousands of friends in the F'book.
When I send her a private message it has to include anywhere within the text a certain eight digits password ... otherwise the message bounces back..
TRD, la gente esta muy loca .... wtf..??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =542urpAYRVAXX

I don't know about facebook but I have a sneaking suspicion that Topix instituted the password for analytic purposes and to piss old people off. I think if they prove to advertisers they can get us to punch out certain key patterns they can charge higher rates for the sidebar and banner ads.

Now, correct me if I'm wrong but since we're talking about Barthelona here, wouldn't the proper spelling be "la gente esta muy loca ¿wtf?"?

danetoo wrote:

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everyone collect taxes, yes .. but what if USA started collecting "special taxes" from you because you are a muslim and threatened you with death unless you convert??

That is not what this is about and every fool and his mama knows it. Under Islamic Law, non-Muslims are exempt from all kinds of public services such as joining the military or going to war. Muslims are not exempt. This means that Muslims must provide services to non-Muslims for free. The tax is meant to cover the costs of those free services. If we did not do this, the effect would be to enslave the Muslims to provide free services to non-Muslims. Of course I suppose one remedy would be to voluntarily join public services. But we as Muslims cannot impose that on non-Muslims. This is it became tradition to simply collect a special tax instead of imposing a service that non-Muslims might resist on religious grounds. They cannot rationally resist paying tax. Everybody pays tax.

danetoo wrote:

<quoted text>Of course war is a drain on the economy .. and so it is on Hamas ... and if they want to continue, I think the Israelis will without a doubt continue ;.... with 10 times the force - their existence is at stake ... so it is not a question of wanting to - it is a question of having to.
even the Egyptians are fed up with Hamas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =7VtENBF_yjoXX

That's a propaganda lie. This is not about HAMAS for the very simple reason that Israel has desecrated and violated religious shrines. That makes it about every Muslim on the face of the earth, including the Egyptian Muslims, plus the Coptics and Orthodox. Your stupid divide and conquer lies will not work on me.

danetoo wrote:

<quoted text>I can find no further excuses for the Palestinian leadership .. they are causing the death of their people

Aw. Go jump in the fire.

Shananananana4pali wrote:

<quoted text> so in fact, u believe that the state of Israeli existence is in danger at the hands of a powerful Hamas?
Lol, what exactly equates to "10 times the force" of a rock? A boulder, maybe two if they're small?

The zionist Movement is definitely afraid now. The failed to destroy al-HAMAS. Plus, there are many other institutionalized resistance to Zionism, including the UN General Assembly. So for the first time, I detect a real sense of fear from Zionism. Their cause is hopeless and they are starting to realize it. Our job is to keep reminding them how hopeless their project is.

TRD wrote:

<quoted text>I don't know about facebook but I have a sneaking suspicion that Topix instituted the password for analytic purposes and to piss old people off. I think if they prove to advertisers they can get us to punch out certain key patterns they can charge higher rates for the sidebar and banner ads.
Now, correct me if I'm wrong but since we're talking about Barthelona here, wouldn't the proper spelling be "la gente esta muy loca ¿wtf?"?

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It's always the same .. "it's all about sex or money"..

... and my brother that is now in Gan Eden, would have said ... "and if you can get both,..... then beauty, intelligence and aesthetics are not an issue" ...

Siiii, TRD, la gente del Hamas esta muy loca.

Al Sissi too.
Al Sissi's official stance, as I write this sentence:'IDF, hit the Hamas as much as you can.'
His concern, as expressed by a journalist of Al Sissi's heart ...'The Israelis are not doing it fast enough ... On Monday, after the world watches the morning news .. they will stop them.'

If he said this in public .. he's not that smart and he's not help either because the job is probably around 10% completed only.

Plizzzz, god .... hit the reset button..!!
http://asklarina.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/...

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Abdurratln, a personal question.

Do you enjoy the puzzles..??

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TRD, one thing I can tell you.

After I print what I see on the picture and hit the Post Comment button ... and I see my message posted ... aaaaahhhh ..... I get on this state of mind .. a feeling of accomplishment. The same feeling that Neil Armstrong felt after setting foot on the moon.

Abdurratln wrote:

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The zionist Movement is definitely afraid now. The failed to destroy al-HAMAS. Plus, there are many other institutionalized resistance to Zionism, including the UN General Assembly. So for the first time, I detect a real sense of fear from Zionism. Their cause is hopeless and they are starting to realize it. Our job is to keep reminding them how hopeless their project is.

Keep on droping dead from the IDF fire. Halucinating garbage. hahahhaha hahahah

Uzi wrote:

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Keep on droping dead from the IDF fire. Halucinating garbage. hahahhaha hahahah

Yeah. You stupid dogs can be very proud of murdering babies: http://www.aljazeera.com/news/middleeast/2014...

voice of peace wrote:

TRD, one thing I can tell you.
After I print what I see on the picture and hit the Post Comment button ... and I see my message posted ... aaaaahhhh ..... I get on this state of mind .. a feeling of accomplishment. The same feeling that Neil Armstrong felt after setting foot on the moon.

I think that's low blood sugar. You should probably eat something.

Abdurratln wrote:

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Yeah. You stupid dogs can be very proud of murdering babies: http://www.aljazeera.com/news/middleeast/2014...

Tragic. You must hate those Hamas mofuggers who invited them to do it.

Abdurratln wrote:

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That is not what this is about and every fool and his mama knows it. Under Islamic Law, non-Muslims are exempt from all kinds of public services such as joining the military or going to war. Muslims are not exempt. This means that Muslims must provide services to non-Muslims for free. The tax is meant to cover the costs of those free services. If we did not do this, the effect would be to enslave the Muslims to provide free services to non-Muslims. Of course I suppose one remedy would be to voluntarily join public services. But we as Muslims cannot impose that on non-Muslims. This is it became tradition to simply collect a special tax instead of imposing a service that non-Muslims might resist on religious grounds. They cannot rationally resist paying tax. Everybody pays tax.
<quoted text>
That's a propaganda lie. This is not about HAMAS for the very simple reason that Israel has desecrated and violated religious shrines. That makes it about every Muslim on the face of the earth, including the Egyptian Muslims, plus the Coptics and Orthodox. Your stupid divide and conquer lies will not work on me.
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Aw. Go jump in the fire.

Convert or die or pay a tax and become a 'tolerated' dhimmi with dogs having more rights

Which would you do?

Abdurratln wrote:

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Yeah. You stupid dogs can be very proud of murdering babies: http://www.aljazeera.com/news/middleeast/2014...

You mean those 72 Virgins are just a ploy? I thought you guys love death?

TRD wrote:

<quoted text>I think that's low blood sugar. You should probably eat something.

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I did, TRD.
Russian kreplach (bought them frozen at a non kosher joint) with very little chicken soup (it's summer outside the window).
Cherry tomatoes with parsley and Bulgarian cheese lemon and olive oil salad..
Apple (pink lady)
... and I'm considering stuffing myself a grilled sandwich with smoked salmon ... but I'm going to try first to think about Khaled Mishall which is the reason I opened the site.

Everybody in Gaza (me too) and at local Hamas want a cease fire... everybody but Khaled and by definition, his m.f. lackeys at the Strip.

Abu Mazen is for a cease fire in order to negotiate an agreement afterwards. Sounds legit ... doesn't it..??

Khaled Mishal from his Air Conditioned trench in Qatar is opposed to what he calls "Abu Mazen's capitulation".
Khaled wants to know what is he getting at the end of the negotiations .. and if he likes it ... then we will have a cease fire.

So what do we do..?? or rather what does my democratically elected gov...?... a phone call to cousin Al Sissi.

Al Sissi says... ""you fcuken jews .. you got tired already. Go chase and kill the m.f's. Every single one of them...
Meanwhile I'm gonna let some of the Palestinian wounded cross the border into Sinai ... and will declare a three days mourning for the Palestinian brothers killed. After those three days ... WAIT FOR MY CALL... VERSTEHEN SIE..!! ""

The TV reported, we have more than 50 soldiers wounded.
No details,.... da'censure I'm guessing.

Expect more ground meat.

We tipped the UN that someone hid something like 20 rockets at one of its joints in the Stirp.
They found them rockets.... and returned them to their legally owners .. da'Hamas.

From now and until further notice, everytime I spot a UN vehicle parked in the hood (they like the fish and Arab restaurants around) I'll slash its four tyres.. and if I can (I know some of the cooks on those joints) I'll pee on their beers, sodas and wines...

Abdurratln wrote:

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That is not what this is about and every fool and his mama knows it. Under Islamic Law, non-Muslims are exempt from all kinds of public services such as joining the military or going to war. Muslims are not exempt. This means that Muslims must provide services to non-Muslims for free. The tax is meant to cover the costs of those free services. If we did not do this, the effect would be to enslave the Muslims to provide free services to non-Muslims. Of course I suppose one remedy would be to voluntarily join public services. But we as Muslims cannot impose that on non-Muslims. This is it became tradition to simply collect a special tax instead of imposing a service that non-Muslims might resist on religious grounds. They cannot rationally resist paying tax. Everybody pays tax.
<quoted text>
That's a propaganda lie. This is not about HAMAS for the very simple reason that Israel has desecrated and violated religious shrines. That makes it about every Muslim on the face of the earth, including the Egyptian Muslims, plus the Coptics and Orthodox. Your stupid divide and conquer lies will not work on me.
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Aw. Go jump in the fire.

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Hajj, no problem......I pay.
Send me a bill and tell me if you do Paypal.
However, before I pay, I want in written, stamped and notarized .. that upon arriving to heaven, I get my 72 virgins ... Gabbisch..??

voice of peace wrote:

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I did, TRD.
Russian kreplach (bought them frozen at a non kosher joint) with very little chicken soup (it's summer outside the window).
Cherry tomatoes with parsley and Bulgarian cheese lemon and olive oil salad..
Apple (pink lady)
... and I'm considering stuffing myself a grilled sandwich with smoked salmon ... but I'm going to try first to think about Khaled Mishall which is the reason I opened the site.
Everybody in Gaza (me too) and at local Hamas want a cease fire... everybody but Khaled and by definition, his m.f. lackeys at the Strip.
Abu Mazen is for a cease fire in order to negotiate an agreement afterwards. Sounds legit ... doesn't it..??
Khaled Mishal from his Air Conditioned trench in Qatar is opposed to what he calls "Abu Mazen's capitulation".
Khaled wants to know what is he getting at the end of the negotiations .. and if he likes it ... then we will have a cease fire.
So what do we do..?? or rather what does my democratically elected gov...?... a phone call to cousin Al Sissi.
Al Sissi says... ""you fcuken jews .. you got tired already. Go chase and kill the m.f's. Every single one of them...
Meanwhile I'm gonna let some of the Palestinian wounded cross the border into Sinai ... and will declare a three days mourning for the Palestinian brothers killed. After those three days ... WAIT FOR MY CALL... VERSTEHEN SIE..!! ""
The TV reported, we have more than 50 soldiers wounded.
No details,.... da'censure I'm guessing.
Expect more ground meat.
We tipped the UN that someone hid something like 20 rockets at one of its joints in the Stirp.
They found them rockets.... and returned them to their legally owners .. da'Hamas.
From now and until further notice, everytime I spot a UN vehicle parked in the hood (they like the fish and Arab restaurants around) I'll slash its four tyres.. and if I can (I know some of the cooks on those joints) I'll pee on their beers, sodas and wines...

Nothing pairs better with smoked salmon and irrational conflict like a nice chilled Sauvignon blanc from Marlborough, New Zealand. A discerning brunch-ist will appreciate the subtle citrus and berry notes while luxuriating in an alcohol stupor that minimizes the impact of senseless conflict.

I'm not sure I know how to react to the news that you lost a 2nd Lt. yesterday who was standing too close to a tank when the Trophy system saved it from an anti-tank missile. I thought that thing was supposed to make the battlefield safer for Israelis. I think I feel a new rule coming on.