.<quoted text>Flour and an egg...how fattening can it be?
""En halv sandwich""
Moishe, for his Bar Mitzvah, got from his Godfather money, the address and the working hours of this lady of the night..to go have fun for the first time in 13 years.
Godfather obviously hasn't been there for a long time, because the amount of money wasn't enough.
Moishe tells Svety:
- I understand this is only half of today's going rate. However, considering that I rode my bike aaaalll the way from the other side of town and I don't even have in my pocket one more shekel to add .. would you agree to do it anyway, and I will introduce only Half of My Penis..??
Svety agrees … and explains Moishe the protocol and sequence of the acts that they are about to perform.
- Moishe, do you have any position that you prefer..??
- Indeed, we are going to do doggy style..!!
Svety gets in position … and Moishe full of confidence pushes all the way
- Heyyyy, what is this..?? I thought I heard you say Only Half of It..
- You are right, Svety …however, I didn't specify which Half..