.<quoted text>I could make Aliyah were it not for this.
Seriously...it will make you want your foreskin back.
Now I know the day I'll want to kill myself, I have a cleaner option than slitting my neck or cutting my vanes. The only problem is ... in order to buy a piece of bacon as good as shown, I would have to drive to Nazareth, to Niko's (Nicola) butcher shop. Round trip at today's price of Diesel Fuel would be around USD 50 ..
One of my treats is pretty similar. Chicken liver 75%(by itself a truck load of cholesterol) 25% regular quality bacon (available at a Russian joint in the city of Holon) and instead of water .... I know you are not going to agree with me ..... sweet or demi-sweet leftover wine. And most important you don't have to contact the Moel to find out what did he do with your foreskin.