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“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#74128 Apr 14, 2014
Cheftell wrote:
<quoted text>
Hot and long. ;)
Feeling better, Hon? Would you like the early Bird Special?

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#74130 Apr 15, 2014
cartooni wrote:
Happy Passover Boys and Girls
May you and yours enjoy, while prospering... and bulldozing...
Same to you, fearless. Nothing changes. Hatred abounds. Later.

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#74131 Apr 15, 2014
cartooni wrote:
Happy Passover Boys and Girls
May you and yours enjoy, while prospering... and bulldozing...
Thanks Fearless, had quite a graze on your behalf. If you don't mind the new nic you can sit in Elijah's seat...there's already some wine poured.
Uzi

Kfar Saba, Israel

#74132 Apr 15, 2014
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>What really seems to have slipped out of style is brides consulting future in-laws about style. We'd have loved to have had some input but this one was owned by someone else. Another mind-bender is that we spent a small fortune on our daughter's wedding and they are no more married than my son is with rolled-up sleeves and khakis. It was a lovely affair and no one died.
Same here, kids dont ask parents about anything, cause they know everything already. How "lucky" for them.

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#74134 Apr 18, 2014
Uzi wrote:
<quoted text>
Same here, kids dont ask parents about anything, cause they know everything already. How "lucky" for them.
Tell me about it...this one must be driving her parents nuts.

http://www.fayobserver.com/news/local/article...
Uzi

Kfar Saba, Israel

#74135 Apr 18, 2014
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>Tell me about it...this one must be driving her parents nuts.
http://www.fayobserver.com/news/local/article...
Love it. Here we dont have women rabbis in the IDF. Too bad!!!!!!!!!!

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#74137 Apr 18, 2014
Uzi wrote:
<quoted text>
Love it. Here we dont have women rabbis in the IDF. Too bad!!!!!!!!!!
You don't have Bat Mitzvahs so there wouldn't be much of a market for one without bona fides.

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#74141 Apr 18, 2014
cartooni wrote:
And......... Happy Passover to my friends......... The dead sea pedestrians...
Wordsmith!!!!:>))
Uzi

Kfar Saba, Israel

#74142 Apr 19, 2014
cartooni wrote:
Oh... and fcuk the muslims... in particular the palish!tians and the pakishitians...
go........ bulldozers and .......... drones.
Yes sir. Have a Happy.
Uzi

Kfar Saba, Israel

#74143 Apr 19, 2014
Interesting and true:

Reality Check says:
April 11, 2014 at 9:55 am
Because Muslim men admitted to themselves a long time ago that Muslim men are animals that can’t control themselves and arrived at the conclusion that women are better off locked at home or guarded by a male relative outside.

As much as it pains me to say this, I’m beginning to believe that Islam is good for certain races with uncontrollable libido – races that think nothing of pouncing on an unattended woman. I lived in the Arabian Gulf for two years and, trust me, a woman is really better off behind a locked door or with a male on her side. Behind the thin veneer of modernization, there is a 7th-century savageness regarding women. Believe them that they are modern at your peril – as a white European woman, I was incessantly harassed by local animals in all shapes and sizes, asked if I would become their girlfriend and invited to private villas by total strangers.

No wonder then that Muslim men will not allow their women to go outside without a male attendant – Muslim men know exactly what Muslim men are capable of and do not trust Muslim men the slightest bit. I believe, however, that certain ethnic groups (e.g. Arabs) have a far greater propensity to follow women and this natural propensity was made even worse by Islam’s commandments.

At the same time, the Arab Christian men I met and worked with were infinitely better than their Arab Muslim counterparts. Which says what? Well, to me, it says that a religion’s moral principles are no doubt a great influence on every individual.

Just give all those Muslim women in the Middle East the freedom to go out unattended and they’ll be raped by their pious men before you say “knife”. Just give all Saudi women the right to drive and they’ll be raped, too.

So Islam works for Muslims. If you make them live according to our principles, there won’t be even one Muslim woman intact.
Uzi

Kfar Saba, Israel

#74150 Apr 20, 2014
The Pal comedy hour, lies lies and more lies.

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#74151 Apr 20, 2014
cartooni wrote:
<quoted text>
Life of Brian:( while his mom,(the other virgin mary), blows a roman) Brian (the other jesus) says : i am not a Roman, "im a heeb, a yid, a hook nose, i'm a dead sea pedestrian"
best movie ever... best Python....
happy easter passover and 4:20
Psalm IV:XX
Everybody must get stoned
love, fearless
It's been a while since I saw Life of Brian but I can't understand how I'd miss a line like that. Wait a minute...I remember now...it was a twilight showing that started around 4:30.

No wonder!

Now, how to greet an atheist on Easter...hmmmmmmmm???????

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#74152 Apr 21, 2014
TRD wrote:
<quoted text> Now, how to greet an atheist on Easter... hmmmmmmmm???????
Simple. You pass out jelly beans from your Easter basket. YUM YUM

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#74154 Apr 21, 2014
Cheftell wrote:
<quoted text>
Simple. You pass out jelly beans from your Easter basket. YUM YUM
Will macaroons from my Passover poke do? I hope yours was happy.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#74156 Apr 21, 2014
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>Will macaroons from my Passover poke do? I hope yours was happy.
Her "poke"? Is that supposed to be funny? She may not have had a passover poke, but any ole poke in the storm is not your concern.

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#74160 Apr 21, 2014
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>Her "poke"? Is that supposed to be funny? She may not have had a passover poke, but any ole poke in the storm is not your concern.
poke noun \&#712;p&#333;k\

Definition of POKE

1 chiefly Southern & Midland : bag, sack
2 a : wallet
b : purse

She's southern, she knows what a poke is (and it's not something you do on social media).

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pok...

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#74161 Apr 21, 2014
cartooni wrote:
<quoted text>
this year.... Happy IV:XX works..........
I sent you , Ize and Uzi.... pic mail....
Got it. Glad to see you return to your Roman roots.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#74162 Apr 22, 2014
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>
poke noun \&#712;p&#333;k\
Definition of POKE
1 chiefly Southern & Midland : bag, sack
2 a : wallet
b : purse
She's southern, she knows what a poke is (and it's not something you do on social media).
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pok...
v. 1. the act of making quick or abrupt thrusts with a sharp object (e.g. penis) Poke this.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#74163 Apr 22, 2014
cartooni wrote:
<quoted text>
this year.... Happy IV:XX works..........
I sent you , Ize and Uzi.... pic mail....
Pretty clever. Now, I'm going to have to attempt a replication. Looking good, My Man!;>)

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#74164 Apr 22, 2014
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>Pretty clever. Now, I'm going to have to attempt a replication. Looking good, My Man!;>)
Now the dilemma: I only have enough stem cells to turn one of you guys' hair back to normal. You two duke it out and get back to me :>))

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