Israeli troops begin Gaza pullout as Hamas declares cease-fire

Israeli troops began withdrawing from the Gaza Strip on Sunday after Hamas declared a cease-fire, setting the stage for intensified international efforts to arrange a durable truce after a 22-day war against ... Full Story

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#73146 Jan 10, 2014
Cheftell wrote:
<quoted text>
Where and when? LOL
I'll be right behind you. Until I get Mr. Yimminy checked out on the controls somebody needs to land the plane.

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#73148 Jan 11, 2014
Someone needs to look around for the pod...

http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.a...

It's got to be there somewhere. That's how it happened in Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#73149 Jan 11, 2014
TRD wrote:
Someone needs to look around for the pod...
http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.a...
It's got to be there somewhere. That's how it happened in Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
Here it is.



As for the nude sky diving with the Chef, you better brush up on your muff diving as well. The way I see it, or more likely the way you will see it, is face first in that free fall. I can't fly a plane. So, how about I do a Keano Reeves (Point Break) scene and jump out without a chute to join you? During that 10 second ride, we can decide what's for dessert.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#73150 Jan 11, 2014
Broken link. for Body Snatchers. Oh well, let's try another.

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#73151 Jan 11, 2014
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>Here it is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =GEStsLJZhzXX
As for the nude sky diving with the Chef, you better brush up on your muff diving as well. The way I see it, or more likely the way you will see it, is face first in that free fall. I can't fly a plane. So, how about I do a Keano Reeves (Point Break) scene and jump out without a chute to join you? During that 10 second ride, we can decide what's for dessert.
Unusual insurance scam we'll have to cook up but sure, why not just abandon ship? Tell you what, you and she jump and I'll circle and throw her her parachute. I know you can hang a wet towel on it but I doubt it will break her fall.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#73152 Jan 11, 2014
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>Unusual insurance scam we'll have to cook up but sure, why not just abandon ship? Tell you what, you and she jump and I'll circle and throw her her parachute. I know you can hang a wet towel on it but I doubt it will break her fall.
No No No. You two have the nude sky diving party. I'm was just asking for an invite to show you how to do the muff thing right. "There's No Muff Too Tough", that's my motto. You're not flying and leaving me behind in the lurch. She wants to see YOUR sea anchor. Never got over that bio. The curve of........LMFAO

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#73153 Jan 11, 2014
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>No No No. You two have the nude sky diving party. I'm was just asking for an invite to show you how to do the muff thing right. "There's No Muff Too Tough", that's my motto. You're not flying and leaving me behind in the lurch. She wants to see YOUR sea anchor. Never got over that bio. The curve of........LMFAO
So, if I were Kevin Costner she'd like me? That's pretty shallow. How do you suppose a sensitive, intelligent woman like her could have missed that I belong to Mrs. Deal?
Uzi

Kfar Saba, Israel

#73154 Jan 12, 2014
Nazirallah, hammas and the rest of u retarded muslims , come and get it:

http://www.defensenews.com/article/20140110/D... |newswell|text|FRONTPAGE|p

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#73157 Jan 14, 2014
Things are looking up.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/01/14/us-...

>After crushing the Muslim Brotherhood at home, Egypt's military rulers plan to undermine the Palestinian militant group Hamas, which runs the neighboring Gaza Strip, senior Egyptian security officials told Reuters.<

Go Egypt!!!!

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#73159 Jan 14, 2014
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
Things are looking up.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/01/14/us-...
>After crushing the Muslim Brotherhood at home, Egypt's military rulers plan to undermine the Palestinian militant group Hamas, which runs the neighboring Gaza Strip, senior Egyptian security officials told Reuters.<
Go Egypt!!!!
Great...now they're the underdogs. Know who sticks up for the underdog? Everybody.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#73160 Jan 14, 2014
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>Great...now they're the underdogs. Know who sticks up for the underdog? Everybody.
They are only the underdogs depending on your view. There are people, like me, that want to see Hamas reduced to lonely players as far as Israel and "ARABS" are concerned.

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#73161 Jan 14, 2014
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
They are only the underdogs depending on your view. There are people, like me, that want to see Hamas reduced to lonely players as far as Israel and "ARABS" are concerned.
I'm guessing that the same morons who moan about the blockade now will have a field day with the news that the military-appointed Egyptian government is picking on the poor terrorists. In a perfect world, Hezbollah will start flinging rockets south and forget they have the new, improved longer range Iranian products and accidentally hit Gaza. Whoopee!
Uzi

Kfar Saba, Israel

#73162 Jan 14, 2014

LIKE IT OR NOT IT'S THE TRUTH


Nixon:
I am not a crook PRESIDENTAL

GHW Bush:
Read my lips - No new taxes

Clinton:
I did not have sex with that woman... Miss Lewinski

Obama:
I will have the most transparent administration in history.
The stimulus will fund shovel-ready jobs.
I am focused like a laser on creating jobs.
The IRS is not targeting anyone.
It was a spontaneous riot about a movie.
If I had a son, I would have liked him to be just like Treyvon.
I will put an end to the type of politics that "breeds division, conflict and cynicism."
You didn't build that!
I will restore trust in Government.
The Cambridge cops acted stupidly.
The public will have 5 days to look at every bill that lands on my desk.
It's not my red line - it is the world's red line.
Whistle blowers will be protected in my administration.
We got back every dime we used to rescue the banks and auto companies, with interest.
I am not spying on American citizens.
ObamaCare will be good for America .
You can keep your family doctor.
Premiums will be lowered by $2500.
If you like it, you can keep your current healthcare plan.
It's just like shopping at Amazon.
I knew nothing about "Fast and Furious" gunrunning to Mexican drug cartels.
I knew nothing about IRS targeting conservative groups.
I knew nothing about what happened in Benghazi.
I have never met my uncle from Kenya who is in the country illegally and that was arrested and told to leave the country over 20 years ago.
And, I have never lived with that uncle.(He finally admitted today,(12-05-2013) that he DID know his uncle and that he DID live with him.

And the biggest one of all:
"I, Barrack Hussein Obama, pledge to preserve, protect
and defend the Constitution of the United States of
America."

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#73164 Jan 18, 2014
Uh oh, them's fightin' words...

http://english.alarabiya.net/en/News/2013/12/...

As if they needed any more excuses to kill each other.
Uzi

Kfar Saba, Israel

#73165 Jan 19, 2014
Possible or mission impossible?????

http://www.timesofisrael.com/israel-destroyed...

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#73166 Jan 19, 2014
Uzi wrote:
Possible or mission impossible?????
http://www.timesofisrael.com/israel-destroyed...
Anything's possible. Probable? That's different.
Uzi

Kfar Saba, Israel

#73168 Jan 19, 2014
Why fire?? Give a promotion.

911
An Emergency Call Centre worker in Ontario, has been fired, much to the dismay of her colleagues who are reportedly unhappy with her dismissal.
It seems a male caller dialled 911 from a mobile phone stating, "I am depressed and lying here on a railway line. I am waiting for the train to come so that I can finally meet Allah."
"Remain calm and stay on the line," was not considered to be an appropriate response.........

Uzi

Kfar Saba, Israel

#73169 Jan 20, 2014
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
Things are looking up.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/01/14/us-...
>After crushing the Muslim Brotherhood at home, Egypt's military rulers plan to undermine the Palestinian militant group Hamas, which runs the neighboring Gaza Strip, senior Egyptian security officials told Reuters.<
Go Egypt!!!!
When it comes to clean up the muslim shit there are none better than the muslims. Go Sissi go!!!!!!!
Uzi

Kfar Saba, Israel

#73171 Jan 20, 2014
Mrs. Rosenberg needs a room


Mrs. Rosenberg needs a room
Mrs. Yetta Rosenberg gets off the plane in Miami and, being tired from the flight, goes to the first hotel she sees in order to get a room. She walks up to the desk and tells the clerk, "I'm Mrs. Yetta Rosenberg, and I desire a room for de night." The clerk looks disdainfully at her and coldly says, "I'm sorry, madam, but our hotel is "completely booked." Just then, a man with his suitcase in hand, drops his key and a check at the desk, and heads for the door. "Oy, vot luck, says Mrs. Rosenberg. "I can take 'his' room." "I'm sorry, madam," says the clerk, "but I thought you understood my meaning. To be blunt, we do not cater to Jews." "Jews?" exclaims Mrs. Rosenberg. "So, who's a Jew? I'm a Cat'lic." In obvious disbelief, the clerk asks her, "If you're a Catholic, then answer this question: Who is the Son of God?" "Dot's easy," says Mrs. Rosenberg, "Jesus Christ." The clerk, still not convinced, then asks, "Who was Jesus' mother and father?" "Mary and Joseph," replies Mrs. Rosenberg , testily. Then the clerk asks, "And where was Jesus born?" "In a manger in a barn," answers Mrs. Rosenberg, becoming agitated. "And why was Jesus born in a manger in a barn?" asks the clerk. "Cause a schmuck like you vouldn't rent a room to Jews!"
Uzi

Kfar Saba, Israel

#73172 Jan 20, 2014
Sure, it never happened , sure.

Subject: Nazi descendants




The link below (about 8 mins) is definitely worth watching. It was filmed by an Israeli news team who accompanied a group of 2G, 3G, and 4G Nazi descendants on a tour of the death camps.


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