They need to look like this or they won't do him any good.<quoted text>
I heard it from a Topix Official who is not allowed to speak publicly about personal matters, that those balls have atrophied to highly prized lap prunes where they are sought by ineffectual spam copiers/seekers. Continually repeating the same thing over and over can be early stage Alzheimer's disease. Normally, I would recommend he wear a chalk board around that mangy neck and scan it periodically for notes. But, the length of his repeated spam is such that it's impractical. Right now, duct tape over the keys of that crumb crusted keyboard is the only alternative. When he attempts to remove it, the numbers will come off the keys. Can't forget a 2 1/2" woodscrew through the mouse should curtail the cut & paste option. Wadda ya think?
In their absence I recommend a pair of diagonal cutters. You can't spew an endless stream of nonsense if the dikes interrupt the electron flow.