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“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#72731 Nov 15, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>You underestimate your ability to get under people's skins. Y'know, for such a zhithole, your girlfriend seems to visit central Florida an awful lot.
I understand she's on the water, somewhere. But, I was out of rubbers.

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#72732 Nov 15, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
I understand she's on the water, somewhere. But, I was out of rubbers.
Gee...Florida...thanks for narrowing it down.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#72733 Nov 16, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>Gee...Florida...thanks for narrowing it down.
Could be the Carolinas. But at her age she would seek the warmth. I made the assumption based on that and her craving for Jew sex.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#72734 Nov 16, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>You underestimate your ability to get under people's skins. Y'know, for such a zhithole, your girlfriend seems to visit central Florida an awful lot.
As one rounds the final turn in life, their skin gets thinner and they also bruise easily. One has to be careful not to hurt their feelings. One can forget that, sometimes.

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#72735 Nov 16, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text> As one rounds the final turn in life, their skin gets thinner and they also bruise easily. One has to be careful not to hurt their feelings. One can forget that, sometimes.
Yes, sometimes one can't help one's self, especially while rounding one's final turn. One must be especially vigilant not to show one's ass.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#72736 Nov 16, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>Yes, sometimes one can't help one's self, especially while rounding one's final turn. One must be especially vigilant not to show one's ass.
Well, that depends on who's following behind you and their intentions. Johnny coats are traditionally open in the back, but I guess you can wear it backwards and display your best side. No?
Uzi

Kfar Saba, Israel

#72737 Nov 16, 2013
Subject: FW: Funniest Video About Israel You Will Ever See





TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#72738 Nov 16, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>Well, that depends on who's following behind you and their intentions. Johnny coats are traditionally open in the back, but I guess you can wear it backwards and display your best side. No?
You read my mind...keep 'em guessing.
Uzi

Kfar Saba, Israel

#72739 Nov 16, 2013


Our Special Bucket
List for 2014...


HERE IS
ALL
WE
WANT...

1.
Obama: Gone !


2.
Put " GOD " back in
America !!!


3. Borders:
Closed !


4.
Congress: On the same retirement & healthcare plans as
everybody else
.


5. Congress:
Obey its own laws
NOW !


6.
Language: English
only !


7.
Culture:
Constitution , and the
Bill of
Rights !


8.
Drug Free: Mandatory Drug Screening before
& during Welfare!


9.
NO
freebies to

Non-Citizens!


10.
Balance the budget.


11. Stop giving away our
money to foreign countries! Charge them for our help! We need
it here.


12. Fix the TAX CODE!


And
most of all.


13.
" RESPECT OUR MILITARY AND OUR
FLAG !!"


We
the people are coming!


Only 86% will send this
on.

Should be a 100%.

What will you
do?


If
you agree, send it on if only
to one person.

----- End forwarded message -----

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#72740 Nov 16, 2013
Uzi wrote:
Our Special Bucket
List for 2014...
HERE IS
ALL
WE
WANT...
1.
Obama: Gone !
2.
Put " GOD " back in
America !!!
3. Borders:
Closed !
4.
Congress: On the same retirement & healthcare plans as
everybody else
.
5. Congress:
Obey its own laws
NOW !
6.
Language: English
only !
7.
Culture:
Constitution , and the
Bill of
Rights !
8.
Drug Free: Mandatory Drug Screening before
& during Welfare!
9.
NO
freebies to
Non-Citizens!
10.
Balance the budget.
11. Stop giving away our
money to foreign countries! Charge them for our help! We need
it here.
12. Fix the TAX CODE!
And
most of all.
13.
" RESPECT OUR MILITARY AND OUR
FLAG !!"
We
the people are coming!
Only 86% will send this
on.
Should be a 100%.
What will you
do?
If
you agree, send it on if only
to one person.
----- End forwarded message -----
Was the spam spoiling and you had to serve it? Have any horseradish?

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#72741 Nov 16, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
Was the spam spoiling and you had to serve it? Have any horseradish?
Does it count if I'm with you 85%? Do I forward it to 85% of my friends? Well, you got it repeated 3-times right here. BTW, I like the red horseradish.

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#72742 Nov 16, 2013
Oops...wrong guy. That one was for you Uzi.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#72743 Nov 16, 2013
TRD wrote:
Oops...wrong guy. That one was for you Uzi.
Are you intimidated by that hook-nosed Gnome? Is your Johnny coat on correctly? Dr. Yimminy will be in shortly to take your temperature with the latest device in thermal measurements that doesn't require analog readout. It actuall has no numbers. It relies solely on the patient's audible reaction to stimulus. Ouch=no readout available ; Ooh=94.3 ; Ahh=96.9 ; Oh God=98.6 ; Aww Fcuk=101 Code Blue!!!

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#72744 Nov 16, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
Are you intimidated by that hook-nosed Gnome? Is your Johnny coat on correctly? Dr. Yimminy will be in shortly to take your temperature with the latest device in thermal measurements that doesn't require analog readout. It actuall has no numbers. It relies solely on the patient's audible reaction to stimulus. Ouch=no readout available ; Ooh=94.3 ; Ahh=96.9 ; Oh God=98.6 ; Aww Fcuk=101 Code Blue!!!
Intimidated? No. I'll just exercise my line item veto and cherry pick the course of 2014. I know you guys want him gone but you'll have to wait until 2016 to de-Obama the White House.

What comes before ouch? That's Cheftell.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#72745 Nov 16, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>Intimidated? No. I'll just exercise my line item veto and cherry pick the course of 2014. I know you guys want him gone but you'll have to wait until 2016 to de-Obama the White House.
What comes before ouch? That's Cheftell.
Wrong hole. Orifice too large to get an accurate reading. Studies were made by moving the device left to right but air currents made the readings unreliable. But, the patient seemed delirious and joyful. It has prompted a separate study in the using of the technique to reduce the effects of post menopausal syndrome.
Uzi

Kfar Saba, Israel

#72746 Nov 16, 2013
Egypt TV fired its top rated comedy show host after his report of a new kind of democratic law . It goes like this, each new Egyptian President can serve only 2 terms. One term in office the other term in jail. No wonder Obummer does not like the Egyptians anymore. Good law for the current US administration.
Lets see how many US workers going to be fired from work cause Egypt is looking into purchasing weapons, aircraft and so on from Russia. The Saudis said that they are happy to pay the bill of billions and billions to the Russians.
Obummer thanks again for destroying the US as planned by you nice and easy cause the US public is mostly fucken blind and clueless.
Uzi

Kfar Saba, Israel

#72747 Nov 16, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>Does it count if I'm with you 85%? Do I forward it to 85% of my friends? Well, you got it repeated 3-times right here. BTW, I like the red horseradish.
Repeated 3 times??? Dont see it.
I still dont see anyone in the opposition as the leading candidate,
how can you win. You must be in it to win it.
BTW, I like red horseradish too , and thats got to do what with what???
Bibi is going to China, I wonder why? Maybe he is going to declare that the the Chinese are one of the lost tribes of Israel. Its very logical otherwise why would we like that chinese food so much?
Fuck Obama, God Bless America.

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#72749 Nov 17, 2013
Uzi wrote:
<quoted text>
Repeated 3 times??? Dont see it.
I still dont see anyone in the opposition as the leading candidate,
how can you win. You must be in it to win it.
BTW, I like red horseradish too , and thats got to do what with what???
Bibi is going to China, I wonder why? Maybe he is going to declare that the the Chinese are one of the lost tribes of Israel. Its very logical otherwise why would we like that chinese food so much?
Fuck Obama, God Bless America.
Yeah, my bad. It would have been repeated if I had replied to your post instead of mistakenly replying to YY. The horseradish makes sense in that context too.

Has it occurred to you that nobody is in it to win it because nobody knows how to do it any better? Everybody has an opinion but without a better plan they're just pissing up a rope. All you got is a negative attitude...I don't see it working any better. Just line 'em up on either side of the party line and stare each other down, right? That's an improvement?

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#72750 Nov 17, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>Yeah, my bad. It would have been repeated if I had replied to your post instead of mistakenly replying to YY. The horseradish makes sense in that context too.
Has it occurred to you that nobody is in it to win it because nobody knows how to do it any better? Everybody has an opinion but without a better plan they're just pissing up a rope. All you got is a negative attitude...I don't see it working any better. Just line 'em up on either side of the party line and stare each other down, right? That's an improvement?
I think the CIA and the NSA should be running the country. Not these panty waist scumbags put before the electorate to give the impression they will change things. Go CIA Go NSA and Fcuk the FBI

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#72751 Nov 17, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
I think the CIA and the NSA should be running the country. Not these panty waist scumbags put before the electorate to give the impression they will change things. Go CIA Go NSA and Fcuk the FBI
M'kay.

I just wish the people we elected actually did what they said to get our vote. In the absence of progress, I wish for a flush handle that allowed us to reduce terms of office to punish unproductive governance. At the very least someone should remind congress that their jobs are not that complicated..."This is a simple game...you throw the ball...you hit the ball...you catch the ball".



Just don't drop the ball.

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