Israeli troops begin Gaza pullout as Hamas declares cease-fire

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Israeli troops began withdrawing from the Gaza Strip on Sunday after Hamas declared a cease-fire, setting the stage for intensified international efforts to arrange a durable truce after a 22-day war against ...
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TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#72639 Nov 7, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
I have more winkyblosmis than you have metadramacks.
Following inventory it's become clear that yes, there is a winkyblosmis gap. I am now reorienting production to address this grave strategic shortfall and restore my metadramack superiority.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#72640 Nov 7, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>Following inventory it's become clear that yes, there is a winkyblosmis gap. I am now reorienting production to address this grave strategic shortfall and restore my metadramack superiority.
I needed to have a plan for how work would flow in my garage since excessive movement of such a large item was practically impossible. There was also a lot of clutter in my work area, tools, extra material, work in process and porno magazines. I was wasting valuable time due to inefficient layout and lack of proper planning. The winkyblosmis, due to increased customer demand, had to undergo some LEAN manufacturing concepts. By opening up my basement to accommodate this item that every household must have, I increased my output three-fold. The metadramack, while being affordable to minorities, presents a cash flow problem. Not having your resources to absorb defaults, I had to target white affluent customers with my advertising. It was a great move. With my cash payment incentive plan it reduces my reportable income. Itís a win-win. Good luck on the metadramack. You may want to consider painting it purple or yellow.

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#72641 Nov 7, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
I needed to have a plan for how work would flow in my garage since excessive movement of such a large item was practically impossible. There was also a lot of clutter in my work area, tools, extra material, work in process and porno magazines. I was wasting valuable time due to inefficient layout and lack of proper planning. The winkyblosmis, due to increased customer demand, had to undergo some LEAN manufacturing concepts. By opening up my basement to accommodate this item that every household must have, I increased my output three-fold. The metadramack, while being affordable to minorities, presents a cash flow problem. Not having your resources to absorb defaults, I had to target white affluent customers with my advertising. It was a great move. With my cash payment incentive plan it reduces my reportable income. Itís a win-win. Good luck on the metadramack. You may want to consider painting it purple or yellow.
The purple's a no-brainer...that's the color of the circus trucks. What is it about this time of year that makes a man want to rearrange his workspace?

A pretty bold move on your part locating the winkyblosmis in the basement. Limiting your space like that will have you pumping out product for homes in the $50-100 thousand range in no time. Since my metadramack is scaleable, I can beef up for the occasional McMansion by just clearing out another bay in the 3-car garage. Meanwhile, lots of volume business happens just by parking the Paragon's truck in the driveway. You are sooo missing the interest boat by not selling to the brothers with time payments. It's like making your money twice.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#72642 Nov 7, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>The purple's a no-brainer...that's the color of the circus trucks. What is it about this time of year that makes a man want to rearrange his workspace?
A pretty bold move on your part locating the winkyblosmis in the basement. Limiting your space like that will have you pumping out product for homes in the $50-100 thousand range in no time. Since my metadramack is scaleable, I can beef up for the occasional McMansion by just clearing out another bay in the 3-car garage. Meanwhile, lots of volume business happens just by parking the Paragon's truck in the driveway. You are sooo missing the interest boat by not selling to the brothers with time payments. It's like making your money twice.
I tried marketing to the free cell phone crowd, but my warranty only covered material defects with a Limited 1 year workmanship guarantee. Some of the claims made were obviously caused by the customer kicking it to start it or hitting it with a brick or pipe, and failing that, slashing the hoses with a straight razor. After my refusing to warranty the obvious equipment abuse, I had to make drastic changes in my shipping manifest with my home location excluded. The boys can be quite vindictive when they feels they be wronged. White seemed the best way to go. While I occasionally get that reluctant Jew who will balk on payment, I can usually coerce him into paying by promising to give his address to the local CAIR representative. Works every time. I like the suggestion of time payments, tho. Never gave that a thought. Hell, even if they quit paying half way through the schedule, I've already screwed them.

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#72643 Nov 7, 2013
Dang! Shoulda bought some Twitter stock. Oh, twit is me!:(

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#72644 Nov 7, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
I tried marketing to the free cell phone crowd, but my warranty only covered material defects with a Limited 1 year workmanship guarantee. Some of the claims made were obviously caused by the customer kicking it to start it or hitting it with a brick or pipe, and failing that, slashing the hoses with a straight razor. After my refusing to warranty the obvious equipment abuse, I had to make drastic changes in my shipping manifest with my home location excluded. The boys can be quite vindictive when they feels they be wronged. White seemed the best way to go. While I occasionally get that reluctant Jew who will balk on payment, I can usually coerce him into paying by promising to give his address to the local CAIR representative. Works every time. I like the suggestion of time payments, tho. Never gave that a thought. Hell, even if they quit paying half way through the schedule, I've already screwed them.
Way too linear a thought process in the meth economy. You should consider accepting flat panel TVs and power tools in payment. Also, have you thought of meeting your customers in the parking lot of the Danbury Stew Leonard's? Standing rib roast or filet mignon is $6.99/lb while you're waiting. Have them launder their SNAP money and pay you in beef!

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#72645 Nov 7, 2013
Cheftell wrote:
Dang! Shoulda bought some Twitter stock. Oh, twit is me!:(
You got that right, Tw*t.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#72646 Nov 7, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>Way too linear a thought process in the meth economy. You should consider accepting flat panel TVs and power tools in payment. Also, have you thought of meeting your customers in the parking lot of the Danbury Stew Leonard's? Standing rib roast or filet mignon is $6.99/lb while you're waiting. Have them launder their SNAP money and pay you in beef!
You're always thinking. But, thinking is easier than doing. Danbury, while having a slowly increasing urban base, is still predominately my kind of people. Stew Leonard (even with the Jew sounding name) has experienced problems with zoning boards in the area because, like Walmarts, they attract those undesirables with SNAP money. But, again, you have proven to be a think tank for the small business entrepreneur. I could target those box stores that attract those type of people in New haven, Bridgeport, Hartford, Waterbury, Meriden, etc.. They care less about quality and just want their fair share of the Gov't pie. Their meat, however, is suspect. The flat screens and power tools appear to be the better bartering choice. One has always have to be careful and alert to stolen pawn shop items. I'll take it under advisement. Thanks again.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#72647 Nov 7, 2013
Thinking inside the box, I would never be big enough to go public with my winkyblosmis, but we may be able to sway some Topix participants to help fund our operations in exchange for a fair stipend,(Tax Free). Think about this; you can convince that greedy Uzi, who is self-admittedly independently wealthy, to float you a small loan for increasing your output of metadramacks. You could then give him something like 1/8th % of all increased sales. He is already eager to shine your boots. This is a no-brainer. I, on the other hand, can court Tw*t to assist me in increasing my winkyblosmis production. According to 48 hours, she has made a pretty penny of tutoring DA's and Prosecutors in courtroom drama. Also, as an honorary juror, she excels in influencing others to keep those indigents behind bars. If I had two more guys that are hanging out at the local Home Depot looking for work, willing to work outside, for say,$3/hr with lunch, I could make two more winkyblosmis a day. Her return would be .01% on the extra product. We can do this. We can do this. I'm so excited!!!

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#72648 Nov 8, 2013
[QUOTE who="Yumpin Yimminy" I, on the other hand, can court Tw*t to assist me in increasing my winkyblosmis production. According to 48 hours, she has made a pretty penny of tutoring DA's and Prosecutors in courtroom drama. Also, as an honorary juror, she excels in influencing others to keep those indigents behind bars. Her return would be .01% on the extra product. We can do this. We can do this. I'm so excited!!![/QUOTE]

Give me your winky and I'll increase your production! I'll put you behind bars, too. LOL I want a better return! yuk yuk

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#72649 Nov 8, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
Thinking inside the box, I would never be big enough to go public with my winkyblosmis, but we may be able to sway some Topix participants to help fund our operations in exchange for a fair stipend,(Tax Free). Think about this; you can convince that greedy Uzi, who is self-admittedly independently wealthy, to float you a small loan for increasing your output of metadramacks. You could then give him something like 1/8th % of all increased sales. He is already eager to shine your boots. This is a no-brainer. I, on the other hand, can court Tw*t to assist me in increasing my winkyblosmis production. According to 48 hours, she has made a pretty penny of tutoring DA's and Prosecutors in courtroom drama. Also, as an honorary juror, she excels in influencing others to keep those indigents behind bars. If I had two more guys that are hanging out at the local Home Depot looking for work, willing to work outside, for say,$3/hr with lunch, I could make two more winkyblosmis a day. Her return would be .01% on the extra product. We can do this. We can do this. I'm so excited!!!
I think you're wrong about Uzi...he has no interest in shining my boots and he will work for meat. And I don't see how being fast with the judgies has the chef tutoring DA's in anything but drama-queening.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#72650 Nov 8, 2013
Cheftell wrote:
<quoted text>
Give me your winky and I'll increase your production! I'll put you behind bars, too. LOL I want a better return! yuk yuk
Are you requesting a Demo? Are you interested in sales? Will you wear hot pants and a tank top? Do you have a trailer hitch? Would you walk to court or carry your lunch?

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#72651 Nov 8, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>I think you're wrong about Uzi...he has no interest in shining my boots and he will work for meat. And I don't see how being fast with the judgies has the chef tutoring DA's in anything but drama-queening.
I'm as wrong about Uzi as you are the Tw*t. Uzi can always wear a Tutu. She has, at least, offered to take my winkyblosmis to places it has never been. The size of this thing requires special handling or one can get seriously injured. I might fabricate a mini replica that can operate on some "d" batteries to help her out.

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#72653 Nov 8, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm as wrong about Uzi as you are the Tw*t. Uzi can always wear a Tutu. She has, at least, offered to take my winkyblosmis to places it has never been. The size of this thing requires special handling or one can get seriously injured. I might fabricate a mini replica that can operate on some "d" batteries to help her out.
Do you build these things to milspec? We all know yours run on AAA's so why build it bigger than it has to be? Compensating?

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#72654 Nov 8, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>Do you build these things to milspec? We all know yours run on AAA's so why build it bigger than it has to be? Compensating?
First, I avoid milspec RFQ's. I could never provide a Mercury Free Certification. Second, if you have an AAA model, it has to be a prototype that is still baiting people on E-Bay. My current model is 110-120 VAC, rigged for silent running, with a lithium battery back-up. Power outages create a tremendous amount of stress that only be relieved by the use of the winkyblosmis. Third, it is already bigger than yours, Tiny Tim.

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#72655 Nov 8, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
Are you requesting a Demo? Are you interested in sales? Will you wear hot pants and a tank top? Do you have a trailer hitch? Would you walk to court or carry your lunch?
Love to see a demo of your watsis. I wouldn't sell it; I'd keep it. Yup, I have a trailer hitch. I couldn't get on a jury to save my life because of my CourtWatch activities. TRD better be careful; I have an inside track with DAs. Hot pants and a tank top? Nah - then you have to take them off! ark ark

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#72656 Nov 8, 2013
Cheftell wrote:
<quoted text>
Love to see a demo of your watsis. I wouldn't sell it; I'd keep it. Yup, I have a trailer hitch. I couldn't get on a jury to save my life because of my CourtWatch activities. TRD better be careful; I have an inside track with DAs. Hot pants and a tank top? Nah - then you have to take them off! ark ark
You may want to take a dose of your own advice...I doubt your inside track can counter my SupremeCourtWatch activities.(that's right' you've been superceded by the feds)

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#72657 Nov 8, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
First, I avoid milspec RFQ's. I could never provide a Mercury Free Certification. Second, if you have an AAA model, it has to be a prototype that is still baiting people on E-Bay. My current model is 110-120 VAC, rigged for silent running, with a lithium battery back-up. Power outages create a tremendous amount of stress that only be relieved by the use of the winkyblosmis. Third, it is already bigger than yours, Tiny Tim.
Of course...I remember now. You added the battery after the storm. Smart move naming it the Sandy model.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#72658 Nov 8, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>Of course...I remember now. You added the battery after the storm. Smart move naming it the Sandy model.
No No. My product has to be sand free. Stop trying to diss my winkyblosmis. That's like me suggesting that your metadramacks are called Anal-lazors.
YesWeCan

Naples, FL

#72659 Nov 8, 2013
Let these blood sucking Israelis stew in their own feces, who cares what they think and I want them out of our American tax payer pockets, smarten up Feds, get rid of them. I posted this on another website and received 100 thumbs up in 30 minutes and still climbing, your time is coming and I will be dancing in the streets at your failures.

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