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“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#72626 Nov 6, 2013
Uzi wrote:
Why Grandfathers are different .....
Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and
Grandfathers? Well, here it is:
There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend
time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take
his 5-year-old grandson out for a drive in the car for some quality
time -- pancakes, ice cream, candy -- just him and his grandson.
One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and could not get
out of bed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and
said that she would take their grandson for his weekly drive and
breakfast.
When they returned, the little boy anxiously ran upstairs to see his
grandfather. "Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked.
Not really, PaPa, it was boring. We didn't see a single asshole, queer
piece of shit, horse's ass, tree hugger, socialist left wing Obamalover,
blind bastard, dipshit, Muslim camel humper or son of a bitch anywhere we
went!"
We just drove around and Grandma smiled at everyone she saw. I really didn't
have any fun.
Imagine if you had to pay for the bandwidth to post your e-mail nonsense? One could safely say that your posts would virtually disappear, Hooknose. What a Fckn bore.
Uzi

Kfar Saba, Israel

#72627 Nov 6, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
Imagine if you had to pay for the bandwidth to post your e-mail nonsense? One could safely say that your posts would virtually disappear, Hooknose. What a Fckn bore.
Humor is not your forte as a matter of fact not much is. Nobody is fucken forces you to read anything. Do Like I do , I am not reading your nonsense either. Touche. I guess since you did not have any children probably your kids wont have any either.
Uzi

Kfar Saba, Israel

#72628 Nov 6, 2013
and as I was saying for many many years, Lenin, Stalin, Hitler, North Korea, Iran, Egypt, Syria, Erdogen OBummer all the samre shit, here is live proof.

http://www.wnd.com/2013/11/purge-surge-obama-...

Thats how you get rid of opposition in the name of democracy...and then there were none left........
All of the above are very very proud of this fake shit.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#72629 Nov 6, 2013
Uzi wrote:
<quoted text>
Humor is not your forte as a matter of fact not much is. Nobody is fucken forces you to read anything. Do Like I do , I am not reading your nonsense either. Touche. I guess since you did not have any children probably your kids wont have any either.
If you don't read it, why are you talking to me? Listen, Fcukstick, are you that dense? You have been e-mailing all your sh!t for years. I finally had to put it in trash because of the volume. Are you that lonely that you have regurgitate stupid e-mails in this forum? Fine. We don't need to see them here, Hooknose.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#72630 Nov 6, 2013
Uzi wrote:
<quoted text>
Humor is not your forte as a matter of fact not much is. Nobody is fucken forces you to read anything. Do Like I do , I am not reading your nonsense either. Touche. I guess since you did not have any children probably your kids wont have any either.
I forgot. I have more Grandchildren that you have teeth, Dwarf.

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#72631 Nov 6, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
I forgot. I have more Grandchildren that you have teeth, Dwarf.
How do you know he has only six teeth?? ark ark

And is that a pic of TRD smoking his 25-cent-per-pack cigs? LOL

You need to relax a little and give your heart a break; it's been ticking a long time, you know.

Kisses and hugs!

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#72632 Nov 6, 2013
Cheftell wrote:
<quoted text>
How do you know he has only six teeth?? ark ark
And is that a pic of TRD smoking his 25-cent-per-pack cigs? LOL
You need to relax a little and give your heart a break; it's been ticking a long time, you know.
Kisses and hugs!
Well, it was a day off and don't you worry about my relaxation. I just lean back and give it a go. This fcuking hook nose thinks we want to see his e-mail jokes. I ALREADY HAVE THEM!!!! This numbskull can't keep track of his address book. Bad enough I have to delete them as fast as I can get them, but here, too? This is one lonely mo-fo. However, you get me wet. 8>))
Uzi

Kfar Saba, Israel

#72634 Nov 6, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
I forgot. I have more Grandchildren that you have teeth, Dwarf.
No you dont.

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#72635 Nov 6, 2013
Awright...now this shit's gettin' serious.

http://www.maannews.net/eng/ViewDetails.aspx...

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#72636 Nov 6, 2013
Uzi wrote:
<quoted text>
No you dont.
I have more knipling pins than you have framastats.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#72637 Nov 7, 2013
Uzi wrote:
<quoted text>
No you dont.
I know you are, but what am I?

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#72638 Nov 7, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>I have more knipling pins than you have framastats.
I have more winkyblosmis than you have metadramacks.

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#72639 Nov 7, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
I have more winkyblosmis than you have metadramacks.
Following inventory it's become clear that yes, there is a winkyblosmis gap. I am now reorienting production to address this grave strategic shortfall and restore my metadramack superiority.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#72640 Nov 7, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>Following inventory it's become clear that yes, there is a winkyblosmis gap. I am now reorienting production to address this grave strategic shortfall and restore my metadramack superiority.
I needed to have a plan for how work would flow in my garage since excessive movement of such a large item was practically impossible. There was also a lot of clutter in my work area, tools, extra material, work in process and porno magazines. I was wasting valuable time due to inefficient layout and lack of proper planning. The winkyblosmis, due to increased customer demand, had to undergo some LEAN manufacturing concepts. By opening up my basement to accommodate this item that every household must have, I increased my output three-fold. The metadramack, while being affordable to minorities, presents a cash flow problem. Not having your resources to absorb defaults, I had to target white affluent customers with my advertising. It was a great move. With my cash payment incentive plan it reduces my reportable income. Itís a win-win. Good luck on the metadramack. You may want to consider painting it purple or yellow.

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#72641 Nov 7, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
I needed to have a plan for how work would flow in my garage since excessive movement of such a large item was practically impossible. There was also a lot of clutter in my work area, tools, extra material, work in process and porno magazines. I was wasting valuable time due to inefficient layout and lack of proper planning. The winkyblosmis, due to increased customer demand, had to undergo some LEAN manufacturing concepts. By opening up my basement to accommodate this item that every household must have, I increased my output three-fold. The metadramack, while being affordable to minorities, presents a cash flow problem. Not having your resources to absorb defaults, I had to target white affluent customers with my advertising. It was a great move. With my cash payment incentive plan it reduces my reportable income. Itís a win-win. Good luck on the metadramack. You may want to consider painting it purple or yellow.
The purple's a no-brainer...that's the color of the circus trucks. What is it about this time of year that makes a man want to rearrange his workspace?

A pretty bold move on your part locating the winkyblosmis in the basement. Limiting your space like that will have you pumping out product for homes in the $50-100 thousand range in no time. Since my metadramack is scaleable, I can beef up for the occasional McMansion by just clearing out another bay in the 3-car garage. Meanwhile, lots of volume business happens just by parking the Paragon's truck in the driveway. You are sooo missing the interest boat by not selling to the brothers with time payments. It's like making your money twice.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#72642 Nov 7, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>The purple's a no-brainer...that's the color of the circus trucks. What is it about this time of year that makes a man want to rearrange his workspace?
A pretty bold move on your part locating the winkyblosmis in the basement. Limiting your space like that will have you pumping out product for homes in the $50-100 thousand range in no time. Since my metadramack is scaleable, I can beef up for the occasional McMansion by just clearing out another bay in the 3-car garage. Meanwhile, lots of volume business happens just by parking the Paragon's truck in the driveway. You are sooo missing the interest boat by not selling to the brothers with time payments. It's like making your money twice.
I tried marketing to the free cell phone crowd, but my warranty only covered material defects with a Limited 1 year workmanship guarantee. Some of the claims made were obviously caused by the customer kicking it to start it or hitting it with a brick or pipe, and failing that, slashing the hoses with a straight razor. After my refusing to warranty the obvious equipment abuse, I had to make drastic changes in my shipping manifest with my home location excluded. The boys can be quite vindictive when they feels they be wronged. White seemed the best way to go. While I occasionally get that reluctant Jew who will balk on payment, I can usually coerce him into paying by promising to give his address to the local CAIR representative. Works every time. I like the suggestion of time payments, tho. Never gave that a thought. Hell, even if they quit paying half way through the schedule, I've already screwed them.

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#72643 Nov 7, 2013
Dang! Shoulda bought some Twitter stock. Oh, twit is me!:(

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#72644 Nov 7, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
I tried marketing to the free cell phone crowd, but my warranty only covered material defects with a Limited 1 year workmanship guarantee. Some of the claims made were obviously caused by the customer kicking it to start it or hitting it with a brick or pipe, and failing that, slashing the hoses with a straight razor. After my refusing to warranty the obvious equipment abuse, I had to make drastic changes in my shipping manifest with my home location excluded. The boys can be quite vindictive when they feels they be wronged. White seemed the best way to go. While I occasionally get that reluctant Jew who will balk on payment, I can usually coerce him into paying by promising to give his address to the local CAIR representative. Works every time. I like the suggestion of time payments, tho. Never gave that a thought. Hell, even if they quit paying half way through the schedule, I've already screwed them.
Way too linear a thought process in the meth economy. You should consider accepting flat panel TVs and power tools in payment. Also, have you thought of meeting your customers in the parking lot of the Danbury Stew Leonard's? Standing rib roast or filet mignon is $6.99/lb while you're waiting. Have them launder their SNAP money and pay you in beef!

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#72645 Nov 7, 2013
Cheftell wrote:
Dang! Shoulda bought some Twitter stock. Oh, twit is me!:(
You got that right, Tw*t.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#72646 Nov 7, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>Way too linear a thought process in the meth economy. You should consider accepting flat panel TVs and power tools in payment. Also, have you thought of meeting your customers in the parking lot of the Danbury Stew Leonard's? Standing rib roast or filet mignon is $6.99/lb while you're waiting. Have them launder their SNAP money and pay you in beef!
You're always thinking. But, thinking is easier than doing. Danbury, while having a slowly increasing urban base, is still predominately my kind of people. Stew Leonard (even with the Jew sounding name) has experienced problems with zoning boards in the area because, like Walmarts, they attract those undesirables with SNAP money. But, again, you have proven to be a think tank for the small business entrepreneur. I could target those box stores that attract those type of people in New haven, Bridgeport, Hartford, Waterbury, Meriden, etc.. They care less about quality and just want their fair share of the Gov't pie. Their meat, however, is suspect. The flat screens and power tools appear to be the better bartering choice. One has always have to be careful and alert to stolen pawn shop items. I'll take it under advisement. Thanks again.

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