Israeli troops begin Gaza pullout as Hamas declares cease-fire

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Israeli troops began withdrawing from the Gaza Strip on Sunday after Hamas declared a cease-fire, setting the stage for intensified international efforts to arrange a durable truce after a 22-day war against ...

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#71853
Sep 7, 2013
 
Voice of Peace wrote:
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Hey, Bruser, I'm sure your read this one before..
""A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
“Oh, I really liked it,” she replied,“especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”
Dumbfounded, her date asked,“What do you mean?”
“Well, they flipped a coin. One team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was,‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!’ I’m like, Hello-o-o? It’s only 25 cents!”"
..I wish I had written this joke by myself..
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Thats a good one.

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Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
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Off Track Betting. The old man plays the nags everyday. You do not want to drive behind this guy on the way to OBT. We took him to Mohegan Sun this weekend and rented him a scooter. It looked like he was going backwards. He says there are a lot of crazies out there. Well, he would make anybody crazy. How ya doing, Sweets? Wanna cuddle? That VOP is a trip. You nailed her spot on. Too much talk and I think she likes girls. LMFAO. Watch her spin.
Are you sure it's baseball you hate and not you're FIL?

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#71855
Sep 7, 2013
 
You're, your, ur...whatevs.

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#71856
Sep 7, 2013
 
Voice of Peace wrote:
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Mazel Tov..!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
When the lady of my heart introduced me to her parents, dad asked me if I'm going to marry the daughter.
Since I'm Middle Eastern-Cistern ... I told him those subjects he has to discuss with da'boss, namely .. Little Monster..
Tradition and code of behaviour that renders this year production of STANLEY measuring tapes .. useless on this side of the Mississippi..
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So, PM me and I'll give you an address where you can send me a Mohameasuring tape.

Every time you say that it sounds to me like it's no use even trying to get along with your neighbors. Throwing up your arms and declaring them too backward to measure on a modern scale is a little racist don't you think? You should try the Zimmerman scale...everyone's a 9mm.

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TRD wrote:
<quoted text>Are you sure it's baseball you hate and not you're FIL?
For sure it's baseball and anybody who finds it interesting, Smugpot. Off to Foxwoods this A.M.. Sans F.I.L. Hit a $90 scratch-off yesterday during his Yankee/Redsox game (Yawn) over the old man's. Took an hour nap until it was time to go home. The Missus said, "Ready to go?". From a deep sleep I started doing jumping jacks. Ever see a Fireman scramble to the pole? That was me leaving that game in my rear view mirror. Let me start your day. PHUCK off.
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#71858
Sep 7, 2013
 
More Uzis "spam" ala YY.

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#71859
Sep 7, 2013
 
Very interesting.

Let me explain something real quick. Muslims HATE every NON-MUSLIM. That mostly includes Christians and Jews but is not limited in its scope, as can be see with the destruction of ancient world heritage buddhist sites, and operations from muslims killing hundreds of hindu people in India. This is exactly why we as Americans should NOT support either or any faction in Syria. As soon as their inner conflict is done, they will be chanting "death to america" and how great allah is.

Let them all kill each other and whatever faction or regime ends up on top... who cares. Because we'll be speaking about the same thing in ten years. Spend American Billions in America (that is for you Obama.."Mr. I'm not going to make any decision, it's up to congress so I don't make anymore mistakes."

Protect our schools, patrol our borders and streets, bring our gas back down under two bucks a gallon....etc. Screw Syria, let them kill each other. Same goes for Egypt, Afghanistan, and Iraq. Bring our troops home and stop throwing countless BILLIONS on these muslim countries that hate America. Think of how many teachers you can be giving raises to or hiring!
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#71860
Sep 7, 2013
 
The great OBummer wants to help those American hating terrorists. He just loves radical islam.

http://investigations.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/...
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#71861
Sep 7, 2013
 
Shana Tova to one, all!

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to utter debauchery.

to the playa-mobile!

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#71862
Sep 7, 2013
 
Uzi wrote:
More Uzis "spam" ala YY.
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Uzi, this guy is one of my disciples.
That lecture is one of my write ups on this joint..

I'm flattered ...

All I have to do is teach him to curse, swear .. a few obscenities and profanities ... and that guy can be my replacement all over Topix... and in exchange I can lecture his victims at Prager Univ.

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#71863
Sep 7, 2013
 
Freedom Terrister wrote:
Shana Tova to one, all!
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
to utter debauchery.
to the playa-mobile!
Happy New Year! Stand by to atone.
Freedom Terrister

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#71864
Sep 7, 2013
 
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>Happy New Year! Stand by to atone.
Alea Iacta est

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#71865
Sep 7, 2013
 
Freedom Terrister wrote:
Dude! Did I say atone? I meant abide...stand by to abide.

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-septemb...

A lot of good writing is going away this season. His is the character I think I'll miss the most. How're things?
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#71866
Sep 7, 2013
 
This thread was kind of funny when that annoying "Barefoot26" was around.

I like to check in once in a while, but there are more interesting things distracting me........like watching paint dry.

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Sep 7, 2013
 
Faith wrote:
This thread was kind of funny when that annoying "Barefoot26" was around.
I like to check in once in a while, but there are more interesting things distracting me........like watching paint dry.
See what happens when you're too good? Between you and Ize, all the Arabs have abandoned ship. Now, there's nobody to argue with so he's bitching at every male within reading distance. You and the Chef are exempt on account of what a phargin gentleman he is.

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#71868
Sep 7, 2013
 
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>So, PM me and I'll give you an address where you can send me a Mohameasuring tape.
Every time you say that it sounds to me like it's no use even trying to get along with your neighbors. Throwing up your arms and declaring them too backward to measure on a modern scale is a little racist don't you think? You should try the Zimmerman scale...everyone's a 9mm.
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From the rage on your wording and the tears on your cheeks, I reckon ... finally you are beginning to understand..
Here.. have a Kleenex..

TRD, we are getting along with some of our neighbors….
With those that see a matter of national interest .. coexisting in peace with the State of Israel and its population.

Ref: March, 1979.
Anwar Sadat, Menachem Begin and the Peanut Grower..
Peace Treaty Egypt-Israel

"" Binyamin Ben-Eliezer, a former defense minister known for his close ties to Egyptian officials has stated that "Egypt is not only our closest friend in the region, the co-operation between us goes beyond the strategic." ..""

Ref: October, 1994.
Hussein bin Talal, Ytzhak Rabin and the Guy That Played With a Cigar at the Oval Office...in the morning, every morning.
Peace Treaty Jordan-Israel

""" Nothing is more useless in developing a nation's economy than a gun, and nothing blocks the road to social development more than the financial burden of war. War is the arch enemy of national progress and the modern scourge of civilized men. """
(Hussein bin Talal)

Now, what about the others..??

- Lebanon has no government per say.
Beirut is a big fckkn mess.
As they are today, as they come through in the international community, the Lebanese … they cannot even get started on any serious negotiations.

- Syria, loyal to the Arab Nation and Islamic Nation, historically refused any long-term accommodation that includes recognition of Israel as a nation existing next to their border.

- So we are left with the Palestinians .. and the Palestinians are left with us as possible interlocutors.

(to be continued)

Bound souttthh.
In about three hours they are picking me up ..
Dieu par ... I'll be back on Thursday
Then, I will be smearing some more ideas and opinions to defend this humble servant from your ill conceived public savage attack..

Peace is the word ... and the Voice Of Peace is the only option..

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#71869
Sep 7, 2013
 
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Don't hold your breath... I will not be posting new ideas.
As usual, everything that comes out of my coffee stained keyboard is plagiarism ...

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Sep 8, 2013
 
Faith wrote:
This thread was kind of funny when that annoying "Barefoot26" was around.
I like to check in once in a while, but there are more interesting things distracting me........like watching paint dry.
Was that the sharecropper from Oregon? The guy who hung out at the bus station walking on his knees looking for quarters? You miss him?
Veeky dropped in and that's always interesting when he gets you in his sights. The Commander is using up that box of Kleenex quickly. Is your shoulder damp? He doesn't like it when somebody messes up that well groomed sand in his box. Winter is coming soon and I will send him messages in yellow snow. What a whiner. Bless me Faith for I have sinned..........

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Sep 8, 2013
 
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
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Was that the sharecropper from Oregon? The guy who hung out at the bus station walking on his knees looking for quarters? You miss him?
Veeky dropped in and that's always interesting when he gets you in his sights. The Commander is using up that box of Kleenex quickly. Is your shoulder damp? He doesn't like it when somebody messes up that well groomed sand in his box. Winter is coming soon and I will send him messages in yellow snow. What a whiner. Bless me Faith for I have sinned..........
It's your sand and your box. If you want it messy I'll just let it happen. Just don't complain when this happens to you...

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57601870/...

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