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Since: Jun 10

Tel Aviv, Israel

#71834 Sep 6, 2013
Bruser wrote:
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Hey pal, do you realize how many Phags are football players????
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<pressing my nostrils with two fingers> Y to the front desk... customer waiting..!!

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Since: Jun 10

Tel Aviv, Israel

#71835 Sep 6, 2013
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Hey, Bruser, I'm sure your read this one before..

""A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

“Oh, I really liked it,” she replied,“especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”

Dumbfounded, her date asked,“What do you mean?”

“Well, they flipped a coin. One team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was,‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!’ I’m like, Hello-o-o? It’s only 25 cents!”"

..I wish I had written this joke by myself..

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Since: Jun 10

Tel Aviv, Israel

#71836 Sep 6, 2013
....sure you read ....

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#71837 Sep 6, 2013
Voice of Peace wrote:
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So ... sharks eat only Halal meat..!!
Good for them..!!
http://www.albawaba.com/editorchoice/saudi-ar...
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That's a good sign of a healthy ocean. Too bad they're on the Red Sea side and not the Persian Gulf where all the bodies washing downriver to the sea from Syria need cleanup.

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#71838 Sep 6, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
Baseball is for Phags. Real men do Football. Check out Manning.
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9640099/pey...
It's for people with an attention span.

Manning had an amazing game, he really is Superman. Can't wait to see the Dolphins make Cleveland look good on Sunday.(owwwww! I bit my tongue in cheek)

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#71839 Sep 6, 2013
Bruser wrote:
<quoted text>
Hey pal, do you realize how many Phags are football players????
You can bet Bruser is one. Did you know that VOP has a keen interest in this discussion and shaves his ass? Read back a few pages. He tells all.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#71840 Sep 6, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>It's for people with an attention span.
Manning had an amazing game, he really is Superman. Can't wait to see the Dolphins make Cleveland look good on Sunday.(owwwww! I bit my tongue in cheek)
Attention span? That view from behind the pitcher and the bad calls are played a hundred times every day on several networks. My 93 year old F.I.L. plans his whole day around the Yankees schedule. He watches intently in between his naps. I'm never so happy when we're visiting in the daytime and there's a night game. He bitches the whole time because the game isn't on. Attention span, my un-shaved ass. LOL

Since: Jun 10

Tel Aviv, Israel

#71841 Sep 6, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
You can bet Bruser is one. Did you know that VOP has a keen interest in this discussion and shaves his ass? Read back a few pages. He tells all.
.

Right on, Y.
I think that a snug relationship .... ultimately will generate a tight Friendship..

D'you think there is a need to investigate if there is a Fatwah that prohibits tight friendship..

This Bruser my turn out to be ... you know..

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Since: Jun 10

Tel Aviv, Israel

#71842 Sep 6, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
Attention span? That view from behind the pitcher and the bad calls are played a hundred times every day on several networks. My 93 year old F.I.L. plans his whole day around the Yankees schedule. He watches intently in between his naps. I'm never so happy when we're visiting in the daytime and there's a night game. He bitches the whole time because the game isn't on. Attention span, my un-shaved ass. LOL
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"my un-shaved ass"

That's a turn on... and it is Haram between copains..

You've been warned..!!

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TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#71843 Sep 6, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
Attention span? That view from behind the pitcher and the bad calls are played a hundred times every day on several networks. My 93 year old F.I.L. plans his whole day around the Yankees schedule. He watches intently in between his naps. I'm never so happy when we're visiting in the daytime and there's a night game. He bitches the whole time because the game isn't on. Attention span, my un-shaved ass. LOL
It could be worse...he could have been a Mets fan :)

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#71844 Sep 6, 2013
Voice of Peace wrote:
<quoted text>.
"my un-shaved ass"
That's a turn on... and it is Haram between copains..
You've been warned..!!
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And, it appears, she struggles mightily to master the language of this forum. But, alas, only SHE gets it. As there is no discernible humor in her post, could it be just some code for her counterpart in Iran?

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#71845 Sep 6, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>It could be worse...he could have been a Mets fan :)
He wears a Mets hat to OTB. EVERY DAY!

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#71846 Sep 6, 2013
Voice of Peace wrote:
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... what..?? Again fckking around with the messages..??.
Once was too much; twice was MUCH MUCH too much. Get over yourself.

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#71847 Sep 6, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
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He wears a Mets hat to OTB. EVERY DAY!
OTB????

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#71848 Sep 6, 2013
Cheftell wrote:
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OTB????
Off Track Betting. The old man plays the nags everyday. You do not want to drive behind this guy on the way to OBT. We took him to Mohegan Sun this weekend and rented him a scooter. It looked like he was going backwards. He says there are a lot of crazies out there. Well, he would make anybody crazy. How ya doing, Sweets? Wanna cuddle? That VOP is a trip. You nailed her spot on. Too much talk and I think she likes girls. LMFAO. Watch her spin.
Uzi

Kfar Saba, Israel

#71849 Sep 6, 2013
Voice of Peace wrote:
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So ... sharks eat only Halal meat..!!
Good for them..!!
http://www.albawaba.com/editorchoice/saudi-ar...
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Notice, in the survey Israel is not listed. Muslim MF's.
Published in Jordan.
Uzi

Kfar Saba, Israel

#71850 Sep 6, 2013
Rich Rostrom
The funny thing is, given Obama's hundreds of drone attacks on the Taliban and Al-Qaeda, and very tepid reaction to the savage Egyptian military crackdown on the Moslem Brotherhood, and support of French intervention against jihadis in Mali, failure (so far) to do anything against Syria, and complete failure to stop Iran's nuclear program...

I don't think the Moslem Brotherhood likes him very much either.

Obama is not some kind of stealth Moslem.

If he's a Moslem Brotherhood creature, then why has he coddled their enemies in Iran and Syria? If he's an Iranian puppet, then why has he embraced Erdogan in Turkey?

He's merely incompetent, a fool, and a prisoner of liberal delusions about Islam and the Middle East.(And of his incompent, foolish, and delusional staff - Clinton and Kerry (the two worst Secs of State in history), Valerie Jarrett, Susan Power, et al.)

Never assume malice when stupidity is sufficient.

Since: Jun 10

Tel Aviv, Israel

#71851 Sep 6, 2013
Cheftell wrote:
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Once was too much; twice was MUCH MUCH too much. Get over yourself.
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Over..??
..aahhaaa..!!
You .... you want to take over..??
Over myself..??

Yesss, I've done that too.
But then, you know what happens...
You drive ...
You wear the hat of the tourist guide (this is a line that always produces a Female French Smile).

I take a more passive attitude and you are responsible for taking us wherever it is that you want to get..

I love ladies that show initiative.
Angela, she's a piece of work..
...and too bad Margaret is no longer among us..

Those powerful ladies (Golda..!!).. wow..!!
They don't like a face .. or for that matter .. the content of a message ... Kaboom..!!..they can send the fckkn Navy all the way to the Falkland Islands or even worst ... flush a whole message down the toilett..

Did I say, Shana Tova..??

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Since: Jun 10

Tel Aviv, Israel

#71852 Sep 6, 2013
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Mazel Tov..!!



When the lady of my heart introduced me to her parents, dad asked me if I'm going to marry the daughter.

Since I'm Middle Eastern-Cistern ... I told him those subjects he has to discuss with da'boss, namely .. Little Monster..

Tradition and code of behaviour that renders this year production of STANLEY measuring tapes .. useless on this side of the Mississippi..

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Uzi

Kfar Saba, Israel

#71853 Sep 7, 2013
Voice of Peace wrote:
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Hey, Bruser, I'm sure your read this one before..
""A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
“Oh, I really liked it,” she replied,“especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”
Dumbfounded, her date asked,“What do you mean?”
“Well, they flipped a coin. One team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was,‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!’ I’m like, Hello-o-o? It’s only 25 cents!”"
..I wish I had written this joke by myself..
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Thats a good one.

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