Israeli troops begin Gaza pullout as Hamas declares cease-fire

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Israeli troops began withdrawing from the Gaza Strip on Sunday after Hamas declared a cease-fire, setting the stage for intensified international efforts to arrange a durable truce after a 22-day war against ...
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“Yee vizz”

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Sep 5, 2013
 
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>So, you've always been a dickhead? I thought it was late onset...type 2.
The back-story is kind of funny. I had an experience unique to a single person each year in that my paddle had won the competition. That meant that it was the active paddle for the year, not just hanging on his wall (which was covered, each paddle had a little brass plate with the year on it). He knew about that when he retired it and gave it to my mother. I know that because he pointed out the irony right before he used it on me.
What would warrant the use of wooden device on a Junior in high school? I pre-date you and it was extremely rare that you would see violence on a student, even in my time. The worst I saw was when a Teacher slammed a 5LB history book down on the head of a black kid who was sleeping in his class. I swear that his burr head collapsed like a deflated inner tube before resuming its normal football shape. He sure sat up straight after that.
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Sep 5, 2013
 
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>So, you've always been a dickhead? I thought it was late onset...type 2.
The back-story is kind of funny. I had an experience unique to a single person each year in that my paddle had won the competition. That meant that it was the active paddle for the year, not just hanging on his wall (which was covered, each paddle had a little brass plate with the year on it). He knew about that when he retired it and gave it to my mother. I know that because he pointed out the irony right before he used it on me.
This deserves a second look. Because of the Type 2 remark. So, did this paddling excite you? Did you do things on purpose to get those knickers pulled down after class? Were you prone over the teacher's tent like lap? Which one were you? http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Are you the Caucasian? Oh no. Not the other one? Mea Culpa

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Sep 5, 2013
 
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
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This deserves a second look. Because of the Type 2 remark. So, did this paddling excite you? Did you do things on purpose to get those knickers pulled down after class? Were you prone over the teacher's tent like lap? Which one were you? http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Are you the Caucasian? Oh no. Not the other one? Mea Culpa
He had one of those pictures of the see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil chimps under the glass at the corner of his desk. We'd have to put both hands on the glass and look at the picture while he attempted to launch us over the desk and out the door. He could do it too.

Maybe that's where I found my love of flying.

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Sep 5, 2013
 
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<quoted text>He had one of those pictures of the see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil chimps under the glass at the corner of his desk. We'd have to put both hands on the glass and look at the picture while he attempted to launch us over the desk and out the door. He could do it too.
Maybe that's where I found my love of flying.
Get a new bong? You're nucking futz! LMAO

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Get a new bong? You're nucking futz! LMAO
This is an absolute noshitter. He had to go around 340-350 and you only usually needed one reminder. There were no fights on campus. Period.

It's not the bong so much as what goes in it, ask Fearless he'll school you.
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Sep 5, 2013
 
So? How do you score 20 runs inside 9 innings anyhow?
Boston? They've always been a bunch of f/ags anyhow.

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So? How do you score 20 runs inside 9 innings anyhow?
Boston? They've always been a bunch of f/ags anyhow.
I know, right? I was asking myself the same question when it occurred to me that the Tigers had to help out. Who do you suppose is on the take?

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Sep 6, 2013
 
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So ... sharks eat only Halal meat..!!
Good for them..!!

http://www.albawaba.com/editorchoice/saudi-ar...

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<quoted text>I know, right? I was asking myself the same question when it occurred to me that the Tigers had to help out. Who do you suppose is on the take?
Baseball is for Phags. Real men do Football. Check out Manning.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9640099/pey...

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Baseball is for Phags. Real men do Football. Check out Manning.
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9640099/pey...
Hey pal, do you realize how many Phags are football players????

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Hey pal, do you realize how many Phags are football players????
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<pressing my nostrils with two fingers> Y to the front desk... customer waiting..!!

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Sep 6, 2013
 
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Hey, Bruser, I'm sure your read this one before..

""A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

“Oh, I really liked it,” she replied,“especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”

Dumbfounded, her date asked,“What do you mean?”

“Well, they flipped a coin. One team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was,‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!’ I’m like, Hello-o-o? It’s only 25 cents!”"

..I wish I had written this joke by myself..

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....sure you read ....

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So ... sharks eat only Halal meat..!!
Good for them..!!
http://www.albawaba.com/editorchoice/saudi-ar...
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That's a good sign of a healthy ocean. Too bad they're on the Red Sea side and not the Persian Gulf where all the bodies washing downriver to the sea from Syria need cleanup.

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Baseball is for Phags. Real men do Football. Check out Manning.
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9640099/pey...
It's for people with an attention span.

Manning had an amazing game, he really is Superman. Can't wait to see the Dolphins make Cleveland look good on Sunday.(owwwww! I bit my tongue in cheek)

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Bruser wrote:
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Hey pal, do you realize how many Phags are football players????
You can bet Bruser is one. Did you know that VOP has a keen interest in this discussion and shaves his ass? Read back a few pages. He tells all.

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Sep 6, 2013
 
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<quoted text>It's for people with an attention span.
Manning had an amazing game, he really is Superman. Can't wait to see the Dolphins make Cleveland look good on Sunday.(owwwww! I bit my tongue in cheek)
Attention span? That view from behind the pitcher and the bad calls are played a hundred times every day on several networks. My 93 year old F.I.L. plans his whole day around the Yankees schedule. He watches intently in between his naps. I'm never so happy when we're visiting in the daytime and there's a night game. He bitches the whole time because the game isn't on. Attention span, my un-shaved ass. LOL

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Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
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You can bet Bruser is one. Did you know that VOP has a keen interest in this discussion and shaves his ass? Read back a few pages. He tells all.
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Right on, Y.
I think that a snug relationship .... ultimately will generate a tight Friendship..

D'you think there is a need to investigate if there is a Fatwah that prohibits tight friendship..

This Bruser my turn out to be ... you know..

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Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
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Attention span? That view from behind the pitcher and the bad calls are played a hundred times every day on several networks. My 93 year old F.I.L. plans his whole day around the Yankees schedule. He watches intently in between his naps. I'm never so happy when we're visiting in the daytime and there's a night game. He bitches the whole time because the game isn't on. Attention span, my un-shaved ass. LOL
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"my un-shaved ass"

That's a turn on... and it is Haram between copains..

You've been warned..!!

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