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Since: Jun 10

Tel Aviv, Israel

#71816 Sep 5, 2013
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No need to beat them.
They shave them...
They shave their clitoris .. early in the game ..

Poor things.. abused all over the Muslim World..

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TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#71817 Sep 5, 2013
Voice of Peace wrote:
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No need to beat them.
They shave them...
They shave their clitoris .. early in the game ..
Poor things.. abused all over the Muslim World..
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When I was in junior high our shop class did a project where we each produced a paddle in competition for the assistant principal who was dean of boys. Well, one day my mom noticed these round welts on the back of my legs when I changed into shorts after school. When I told her the dean's paddle did it because of the holes drilled in it to cut wind resistance she got furious. She marched down to the school the very next day to give him a piece of her mind. When she came back, she had the paddle in question and an hour of instruction on it's use under her belt. I was so glad...it replaced the baseball bat she usually used to discipline us.

I kind of like the fact that as barbaric as we can be sometimes, we'll never be as bad as those who mutilate female genitals.

Since: Jun 10

Tel Aviv, Israel

#71818 Sep 5, 2013
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Loved it..!!

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“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#71819 Sep 5, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>When I was in junior high our shop class did a project where we each produced a paddle in competition for the assistant principal who was dean of boys. Well, one day my mom noticed these round welts on the back of my legs when I changed into shorts after school. When I told her the dean's paddle did it because of the holes drilled in it to cut wind resistance she got furious. She marched down to the school the very next day to give him a piece of her mind. When she came back, she had the paddle in question and an hour of instruction on it's use under her belt. I was so glad...it replaced the baseball bat she usually used to discipline us.
I kind of like the fact that as barbaric as we can be sometimes, we'll never be as bad as those who mutilate female genitals.
My last year of High School I was with a group of kids who were laughing at our History Teacher's shoes. They were brown shoes that he used black shoe polish on. When the bell rang he ran up behind me and shoved me into the kids in front of me. Said I wasn't moving fast enough. That was after I told him do it again now that I was facing him. He declined. I would have pounded that pointy head down between those fcuked up shoes. He said "Son, you think you're a tough guy. When you go out into the real world, you'll find out differently". He was so wrong. LOL

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#71820 Sep 5, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
My last year of High School I was with a group of kids who were laughing at our History Teacher's shoes. They were brown shoes that he used black shoe polish on. When the bell rang he ran up behind me and shoved me into the kids in front of me. Said I wasn't moving fast enough. That was after I told him do it again now that I was facing him. He declined. I would have pounded that pointy head down between those fcuked up shoes. He said "Son, you think you're a tough guy. When you go out into the real world, you'll find out differently". He was so wrong. LOL
So, you've always been a dickhead? I thought it was late onset...type 2.

The back-story is kind of funny. I had an experience unique to a single person each year in that my paddle had won the competition. That meant that it was the active paddle for the year, not just hanging on his wall (which was covered, each paddle had a little brass plate with the year on it). He knew about that when he retired it and gave it to my mother. I know that because he pointed out the irony right before he used it on me.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#71821 Sep 5, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>So, you've always been a dickhead? I thought it was late onset...type 2.
The back-story is kind of funny. I had an experience unique to a single person each year in that my paddle had won the competition. That meant that it was the active paddle for the year, not just hanging on his wall (which was covered, each paddle had a little brass plate with the year on it). He knew about that when he retired it and gave it to my mother. I know that because he pointed out the irony right before he used it on me.
What would warrant the use of wooden device on a Junior in high school? I pre-date you and it was extremely rare that you would see violence on a student, even in my time. The worst I saw was when a Teacher slammed a 5LB history book down on the head of a black kid who was sleeping in his class. I swear that his burr head collapsed like a deflated inner tube before resuming its normal football shape. He sure sat up straight after that.
Uzi

Kfar Saba, Israel

#71822 Sep 5, 2013

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#71823 Sep 5, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>So, you've always been a dickhead? I thought it was late onset...type 2.
The back-story is kind of funny. I had an experience unique to a single person each year in that my paddle had won the competition. That meant that it was the active paddle for the year, not just hanging on his wall (which was covered, each paddle had a little brass plate with the year on it). He knew about that when he retired it and gave it to my mother. I know that because he pointed out the irony right before he used it on me.
This deserves a second look. Because of the Type 2 remark. So, did this paddling excite you? Did you do things on purpose to get those knickers pulled down after class? Were you prone over the teacher's tent like lap? Which one were you?

Are you the Caucasian? Oh no. Not the other one? Mea Culpa

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#71824 Sep 5, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
This deserves a second look. Because of the Type 2 remark. So, did this paddling excite you? Did you do things on purpose to get those knickers pulled down after class? Were you prone over the teacher's tent like lap? Which one were you? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =S8kPqAV_74MXX
Are you the Caucasian? Oh no. Not the other one? Mea Culpa
He had one of those pictures of the see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil chimps under the glass at the corner of his desk. We'd have to put both hands on the glass and look at the picture while he attempted to launch us over the desk and out the door. He could do it too.

Maybe that's where I found my love of flying.

“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#71825 Sep 5, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>He had one of those pictures of the see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil chimps under the glass at the corner of his desk. We'd have to put both hands on the glass and look at the picture while he attempted to launch us over the desk and out the door. He could do it too.
Maybe that's where I found my love of flying.
Get a new bong? You're nucking futz! LMAO

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#71826 Sep 5, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
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Get a new bong? You're nucking futz! LMAO
This is an absolute noshitter. He had to go around 340-350 and you only usually needed one reminder. There were no fights on campus. Period.

It's not the bong so much as what goes in it, ask Fearless he'll school you.
Faith

New Baltimore, MI

#71827 Sep 5, 2013
So? How do you score 20 runs inside 9 innings anyhow?
Boston? They've always been a bunch of f/ags anyhow.

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#71828 Sep 5, 2013
Faith wrote:
So? How do you score 20 runs inside 9 innings anyhow?
Boston? They've always been a bunch of f/ags anyhow.
I know, right? I was asking myself the same question when it occurred to me that the Tigers had to help out. Who do you suppose is on the take?

Since: Jun 10

Tel Aviv, Israel

#71830 Sep 6, 2013
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So ... sharks eat only Halal meat..!!
Good for them..!!

http://www.albawaba.com/editorchoice/saudi-ar...

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“Yee vizz”

Since: Dec 12

Central Connecticut

#71831 Sep 6, 2013
TRD wrote:
<quoted text>I know, right? I was asking myself the same question when it occurred to me that the Tigers had to help out. Who do you suppose is on the take?
Baseball is for Phags. Real men do Football. Check out Manning.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9640099/pey...

Since: Jul 10

Location hidden

#71833 Sep 6, 2013
Yumpin Yimminy wrote:
<quoted text>
Baseball is for Phags. Real men do Football. Check out Manning.
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9640099/pey...
Hey pal, do you realize how many Phags are football players????

Since: Jun 10

Tel Aviv, Israel

#71834 Sep 6, 2013
Bruser wrote:
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Hey pal, do you realize how many Phags are football players????
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<pressing my nostrils with two fingers> Y to the front desk... customer waiting..!!

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Since: Jun 10

Tel Aviv, Israel

#71835 Sep 6, 2013
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Hey, Bruser, I'm sure your read this one before..

""A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

“Oh, I really liked it,” she replied,“especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”

Dumbfounded, her date asked,“What do you mean?”

“Well, they flipped a coin. One team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was,‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!’ I’m like, Hello-o-o? It’s only 25 cents!”"

..I wish I had written this joke by myself..

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Since: Jun 10

Tel Aviv, Israel

#71836 Sep 6, 2013
....sure you read ....

TRD

“The Real Deal”

Since: Apr 09

Central Florida

#71837 Sep 6, 2013
Voice of Peace wrote:
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So ... sharks eat only Halal meat..!!
Good for them..!!
http://www.albawaba.com/editorchoice/saudi-ar...
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That's a good sign of a healthy ocean. Too bad they're on the Red Sea side and not the Persian Gulf where all the bodies washing downriver to the sea from Syria need cleanup.

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